P. Queen

Ham.
P. Ring

This world is not for aye, nor 'tis not strange,
That even our loves should with our fortunes change :
For 'tis a question left us yet to prove,

Whether love lead fortune, or else fortune love.
The great man down, you mark his favourite flies;
The poor advanc'd, makes friends of enemies:
And hitherto doth love on fortune tend;
For who not needs, shall never lack a friend;
And who in want a hollow friend doth try,
Directly seasons him his enemy.

But, orderly to end where I begun,
Our wills and fates do so contrary run,
That our devices still are overthrown,

Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own.
So think thou wilt no second husband wed,
But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.

Nor earth to me give food, nor heaven light;
Sport and repose lock from me day and night;
To desperation turn my trust and hope;
An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope.
Each opposite, that blanks the face of joy,
Meet what I would have well, and it destroy,
Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
If, once I be a widow, ever I be a wife!

[Aside] If she should break it now!

'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here a while;
My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
The tedious day with sleep.

[Sleeps]

King

Ham.

King

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

O, but she'll keep her word.

Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in't?
No, no; they do but jest, poison in jest ; no offence i' the

world.

Ham.

Oph.

Ham.

Oph.

Ham.

Oph.

Ham.

Lucianus

Ham.

Oph.

Ham.

This

The Mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically.
play is the image of a murder done in Vienna: Gonzago
is the duke's name; his wife, Baptista: you shall see
anon. 'Tis a knavish piece of work; but what of that ?
your majesty, and we that have free souls, it touches us
not; let the galled jade wince, our withers are unwrung.

Enter Player, as Lucianus

This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.

You are as good as a chorus, my lord.

I could interpret between you and your love, if I could see the puppets dallying.

You are keen, my lord, you are keen.

It would cost you a groaning to take off mine edge.
Still better, and worse.

So you mistake your husbands. Begin, murderer; leave
thy damnable faces, and begin. Čome: the croaking

raven doth bellow for revenge.

Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing ;
Confederate season, else no creature seeing;

Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,
With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,
Thy natural magic, and dire property,

On wholesome life usurp immediately.

[Pours the poison into the Ring's ears]

He poisons him i' the garden for his estate. His name's Gonzago; the story is extant, and written in very choice Italian. You shall see anon how the murderer gets the love of Gonzago's wife.

The king rises!

What, frighted with false fire!

King All

Give me some light.-Away! I will to bed.

Lights, lights, lights!

Hor.

Ham.

Hor.

Ham.

Hor.

Ham.

Hor.

Ham.

[Exeunt all but Hamlet and Horatio]

Let the strucken deer go weep,

The hart ungalled play;

For some must watch, while some must sleep;

So runs the world away.

Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers, (if the rest of my fortunes turn Turk with me) with two Provincial roses on my raz'd shoes, get me a fellowship in a cry of players?

Half a share.

A whole one, I—

For thou dost know, O Damon dear,

This realm dismantled was

Of Jove himself; and now reigns here
A very, very-pajock.

You might have rhym'd.

O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's word for a thousand pound. Didst perceive?

Very well, my lord.

Upon the talk of the poisoning?

I did very well note him.

Ah, ha! Come, some music! come, the recorders!

For if the king like not the comedy,

Why then, belike,—he likes it not, perdy.

Come, some music!

Re-enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN

Guil.

Ham.

Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with
Sir, a whole history.

you.

Guil.

Ham.

Guil.

Ham.

Guil.

Ham.

Guil.

Ham.

Guil.

Ham.

Guil.

Ham.

Guil.

Ham.

Ros.

Ham.

Ros.

The king, sir,

Ay, sir, what of him ?

Is in his retirement marvellous distempered.
With drink, sir?

No, my lord, with choler.

Your wisdom should show itself more richer to signify this to the doctor; for, for me to put him to his purgation, would perhaps plunge him into more choler.

Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame, and start not so wildly from my affair.

I am tame, sir: pronounce.

The

queen, your mother, in most great affliction of spirit, hath sent me to you.

You are welcome.

Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right breed.
If it shall please you to make me a wholesome answer,
I will do your mother's commandment; if not, your
pardon and my return, shall be the end of business.
Sir, I cannot.

What, my lord?

Make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased, but, sir, such answer as I can make, you shall command; or, rather, (as you say) my mother; therefore no more, but to the matter; my mother, you say,—

Then thus she says: your behaviour hath struck her into amazement and admiration.

O wonderful son, that can so astonish a mother! But is there no sequel at the heels of this mother's admiration ? Impart.

She desires to speak with you in her closet ere you go to bed.

Ham.

Ros.

Ham.

Ros.

Ham.

Ros.

Ham.

We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have you any further trade with us?

My lord, you once did love me.

And do still, by these pickers and stealers.

Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? you do
surely bar the door upon your own liberty, if you deny
your griefs to
your friend.

Sir, I lack advancement.

How can that be when you have the voice of the king himself for your succession in Denmark?

Ay, sir, but "While the grass grows," the proverb is somewhat musty.—

Re-enter Players with recorders

Oh, the recorders! let me see one.-To withdraw with you? why do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you would drive me into a toil?

O my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too unmannerly.

I do not well understand that.

pipe?

My lord, I cannot.

Guil.

Ham.

Guil.

Ham.

I

Ham.

pray you.

Believe me, I cannot.

Will you play upon this

Guil.

your

It is as easy as lying; govern these ventages with
finger and thumb, give it breath with your mouth,
and it will discourse most eloquent music. Look you,
these are the stops.

But these cannot I command to any utterance of harmony;
I have not the skill.