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Org. I have a pretty memory;

It must prove my best friend.-I will not miss
One minute of the hours appointed.

Pro. Write

The books thou would'st have bought thee, in a note,

Or take thyself some money.

Org. No, no money:

Money to scholars is a spirit invisible,

We dare not finger it; or books, or nothing.
Pro. Books of what sort thou wilt: do not

forget

Our names.

Org. I warrant ye,

I warrant ye.

Pro. Smile, Hymen, on the growth of our de

sires;

We'll feed thy torches with eternal fires!

[Exeunt PRO. and EUPH.

Org. Put out thy torches, Hymen, or their light Shall meet a darkness of eternal night! Inspire me, Mercury, with swift deceits. Ingenious Fate has leapt into mine arms, Beyond the compass of my brains.-Mortality Creeps on the dung of earth, and cannot reach The riddles which are purposed by the gods. Great arts best write themselves in their own

stories;

They die too basely, who outlive their glories.

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A Room in BASSANES' House.

Enter BASSANES and PHULAS.

Bass. I'll have that window next the street

damm'd up;

It gives too full a prospect to temptation,

seuse his operat stak & jpalousy

And courts a gazer's glances; there's a lust righed Committed by the eye, that sweats and travails, Plots, wakes, contrives, till the deformed bearwhelp,

Adultery, be lick'd into the act,

The very act :-that light shall be damm'd up;
D'ye hear, sir?

Phu. I do hear, my lord; a mason
Shall be provided suddenly,

Bass. Some rogue,

Some rogue of your confederacy, (factor

For slaves and strumpets!) to convey close packets
From this spruce springal, and the t'other young-

ster;

That gaudy earwig, or my lord your patron,
Whose pensioner you are. I'll tear thy throat

out,

Son of a cat, ill-looking hounds-head, rip up wal
Thy ulcerous maw, if I but scent a paper,

A scroll, but half as big as what can cover
A wart upon thy nose, a spot, a pimple,
Directed to my lady; it may prove
A mystical preparative to lewdness.

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Phu. Care shall be had.-I will turn every

thread

About me to an eye.-Here's a sweet life! [Aside.
Bass. The city housewives, cunning in the traffic
Of chamber merchandize, set all at price

By wholesale; yet they wipe their mouths and
simper,

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Coll, kiss, and cry sweetheart," and stroke the

head

Which they have branch'd; and all is well again !
Dull clods of dirt, who dare not feel the rubs
Stuck on the forehead.

Phu. 'Tis a villainous world;

One cannot hold his own in't.

Bass. Dames at court

Who flaunt in riots, run another bias:

Their pleasure heaves the patient ass that suffers
Up on the stilts of office, titles, incomes;
Promotion justifies the shame, and sues for't.
Poor honour! thou art stabb'd, and bleed'st to
death

By such unlawful hire. The country mistress
Is yet more wary, and in blushes hides
Whatever trespass draws her troth to guilt;
But all are false: on this truth I am bold,
No woman but can fall, and doth, or would.-
Now, for the newest news about the city;
What blab the voices, sirrah?

Phu. O, my lord,

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The rarest, quaintest, strangest, tickling news,
That ever-

Bass. Hey-day! up and ride me, rascal! What is't?

Phu. Forsooth, they say, the king has mew'd' All his gray beard, instead of which is budded Another of a pure carnation colour,

Speckled with green and russet.

Bass. Ignorant block!

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Phu. Yes truly; and 'tis talk'd about the streets,
That since lord Ithocles came home, the lions'
Never left roaring, at which noise the bears.
Have danced their very hearts out.

Bass, Dance out thine too.

Phu. Besides, lord Orgilus is fled to Athens Upon a fiery dragon, and 'tis thought

He never can return.

Bass. Grant it, Apollo!

Phu. Moreover, please your lordship, 'tis reported

the state.

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For certain, that whoever is found jealous
Without apparent proof that's wife is wanton,
Shall be divorced;-but this is but she-news,
I had it from a midwife. I have more yet.
Bass. Antick, no more! ideots and stupid fools

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the king has mew'd

All his gray beard.] This is falconers language, and common to all our old writers. To mew, or rather mue, is to moult, to shed the feathers,

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Never left roaring, at which noise the bears

Have danced, &c.] This must, indeed, have been " tickling news." The poet, however, was thinking of a spot much nearer home than Sparta.

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Grate my calamities. Why to be fair,
Should yield presumption of a faulty soul—
Look to the doors.

Phu. The horn of plenty crest him!

[Aside, and exit.

Bass. Swarms of confusion huddle in my -thoughts

In rare distemper.-Beauty! oh, it is

An unmatch'd blessing, or a horrid curse.

She comes, she comes! so shoots the morning
forth,

Spangled with pearls of transparent dew.-
The way to poverty is to be rich;

As I in her am wealthy; but for her,

In all contents, a bankrupt.

Enter PENTHEA and GRAUSIS.

Lov'd Penthea!

How fares my heart's best joy?

Grau. In sooth not well,

She is so over-sad.

Bass. Leave chattering, magpie.

Thy brother is return'd, sweet, safe, and honour'd
With a triumphant victory; thou shalt visit him;
We will to court, where, if it be thy pleasure,
Thou shalt appear in such a ravishing lustre
Of jewels above value, that the dames
Who brave it there, in rage to be outshined,
Shall hide them in their closets, and unseen

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+ Spangled with pearls.] See p. 19.

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