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rend myself against the imputation of being movod rather by party than opinion; and I think it is apparent. I have, with the utmost frankness, allowed merit wherever I found it, though joined in interests different from those for which I have declared myself. When my Favonius is acknowledged to be Dr. Smallridge, and the amiable character of the Dean in the sixty-sixth Tatler, drawn for Dr. Atterbury, I hope I need say no more as to my impartiality. I really have acted in these cases with honesty, and am concerned it should be thought otherwise ; for wit, if a man had it, unless it be directed to some useful end, is but a wanton J frivolous quality; all that one should value himself upon in this kind is, that he had some honourable intention in it. As for this point, never hero in romance was carried away with a more furious ambition to conquer giants and tyrants, than I have been in extirpating gamesters and duellists. And

indeed, like one of those knights too, though I was calm before, I am apt to fly out again, when the thing that first disturbed me is presented to my imagination. I shall therefore leave off when I am well, and fight with windmills no more; only shall be so arrogant as to say of myself, that, in spite of all the force of fashion and prejudice, in the face of all the world, I alone bewailed the condition of an English gentleman, whose fortune and life are at this day precarious ; while his estate is liable to the demands of gamesters, through a false sense of justice; and to the demands of duellists, through a false sense of honour. As to the first of these orders of men, I have not one word more to say of them; as to the latter, I shall conclude all I have more to offer against them, with respect to their being prompted by the fear of shame, by applying to the duellist what I think Dr. South says some where of the liar, “He is a coward to man, and a bravo to God.”


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Though the other papers, which are published for the use of the good people of England, have certainly very wholesome effects, and are laudable in their particular kinds, they do not seem to come up to the main design of such narrations; which, I humbly presume, should be principally intended for the use of political persons, who are so public-spirited as to neglect their own affairs to look into transactions of state. Now these gentlemen, for the most part, being persons of strong zeal and weak intellects, it is both a charitable and necessary work to offer something whereby such worthy and wellaffected members of the commonwealth may be instructed, after their reading, what to think; which shall be the end and purpose of this my paper, wherein I shall from time to time report and consider all matters, of what kind soever, that shall occur to me, and publish such my advices and reflections every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday in the week, for the convenience of the post. I resolve to have something which may be of entertainment to the fair-sex, in honour of whom I have invented the title of this paper. I therefore earnestly desire all persons, without distinction, to take it in for the present, gratis, and hereafter, at the price of one penny, forbidding all hawkers to take more for it at their peril. And I desire all persons to consider, that I am at a very great charge for proper materials for this work, as well as that, before I resolved upon it, I had settled a correspondence in all parts of the known and knowing world. And forasmuch as this globe is not trodden upon by mere drudges of business only, but that men of spirit and genius are justly to be esteemed as considerable agents in it, we shall not, upon a dearth of news, present you with musty foreign edicts, or dull proclamations, but shall divide our relation of the passages which occur in action or discourse throughout this town, as well as elsewhere, under such dates of places as may prepare you for the matter you are to expect, in the following manner. “All accounts of gallantry, pleasure, and entertainment, shall be under the article of White's Chocolate-house; poetry, under that of Will's Coffee-house;t learning, under the


title of Grecian;t foreign and domestic news you will have from Saint James's Coffee-house ; and what else I have to offer on any other subject shall be dated from my own apartment. “I once more desire my reader to consider, that as I cannot keep an ingenious man to go daily to Will's under twopence each day, merely for his charges; to White's under sixpence; nor to the Grecian, without allowing him some plain Spanish, to be as able as others at the learned table; and that a good observer cannot speak with even Kidney & at Saint James's without clean linen; I say, these considerations will, I hope, make all persons willing to comply with my humble request (when my gratis stock is exhausted) of a penny a-piece; especially since they are sure of some proper amusement, and that it is impossible for me to want means to entertain them; having, besides the force of my own parts, the power of divination, and that I can, by casting a figure, tell you all that will happen before it comes to pass. “But this last faculty I shall use very sparingly, and speak but of few things until they are passed, for fear of divulging matters which may offend our superiors."

* White's Chocolate-house, April 7.

The deplorable condition of a very pretty gentleman, who walks here at the hours when men of quality first appear, is what is very much lamented. His history is, that on the ninth of September, 1705, being in his one-and-twentieth ear, he was washing his teeth at a tavern window in Pall-Mall, when a fine equipage passed by, and in it a young lady who looked up at him; away goes the coach, and the young gentleman pulled off his night cap, and instead of rubbing his gums, as he ought to do, out. of the window until about four of the clock, sits him down and spoke not a word until twelve at night; after which, he began to inquire if any body knew the lady ?—The company asked what lady ? but he said no more, until they broke up at six in the morning. All the ensuing winter he went from church to church every Sunday, and from play-house to play-house

* White's Chocolate-house was then on the west side of St Jarness-street.

* “Will's Coffee-house was on the north side of Rus*!-street, Covent garden, where the wits of that time

used to assemble, and where Dryden had, when he lived,

been accustomed to preside.”—Johnson’s “Lives,” &c.

vol. iv. p. 15, ovo. edit. 17-1.
1 The Grecian was, and still is, in Devereux-court in

the Strand ; probably the most ancient cottoe-house in

or about London. In 1652, an English Turkey-nier.

chant brought home with him a Greek servant, who

first opened a house for making and selling coffee.

h § Kidney was one of the waiters at St. James's Coffee. ooise".

s o same introduction was presixed to No. 2, and No. 3.

every night in the week; but could never find the original of the picture which dwelt in his bosom. In a word, his attention to any thing but his passion was utterly gone. He has lost all the money he ever played for, and been confuted in every argument he has entered upon, since the moment he first saw her. He is of a noble family, has naturally a very good air, and is of a frank, honest temper; but this passion has so extremely mauled him, that his features are set and uninformed, and his whole visage is deadened by a long absence of thought. He never appears in any alacrity but when raised by wine; at which time he is sure to come hither and throw away a great deal of wit on fellows who have no sense further than just to observe, that our poor lover has most understanding when he is drunk, and is least in his senses when he is sober.” The reader is desired to take notice of the article from this place, from time to time, for I design to be very exact in the progress this unhappy gentleman makes, which may be of great instruction to all who actually are, or who ever shall be in love. -

Will's Coffee-house, April 8.

On Thursday last was acted, for the benefit of Mr. Betterton, the celebrated comedy called Love for Love.t Those excellent players, Mrs. Barry, Mrs. Bracegirdle, and Mr. Dogget, though not at present concerned in the house, acted on that occasion. There has not been known so great a concourse of persons of dis. tinction as at that time; the stage itself was covered with gentlemen and ladies, and when the curtain was drawn, it discovered even there, a very splendid audience. This unusual encouragement, which was given to a play for the advantage of so great an actor, gives an undeniable instance, that the true relish for manly entertainments and rational pleasures is not wholly lost. All the parts were acted to perfection: the actors were careful of their carriage, and no one was guilty of the affectation to insert witticisms of his own; but a due respect was had to the audience for encouraging this accomplished player. It is not now doubted but plays will revive, and take their usual place in the opinion of persons of wit and merit, notwithstanding their late apostacy in favour of dress and sound. This place is very much altered since Mr. Dryden frequented it; where you used to see songs, epigrams, and satires, in the hands of every man you met, you have now only a pack of cards; and instead of the cavils about the turn of the expression, the elegance of the style, and the like, the learned now dispute only about the truth of the game. But however the company is altered, all have shown a great respect for Mr. Betterton; and the very gaming part of this house have been so touched with a sense of the uncertainty of human affairs (which alter with themselves every moment) that in

this gentleman, they pitied Mark Anthony of Rome, Hamlet of Denmark, Mithridates of Pontus, Theodosius of Greece, and Henry the Eighth of England. It is well known, he has been in the condition of each of those illustrious personages for several hours together, and behaved himself in those high stations, in all the changes of the scene, with suitable dignity. For these reasons, we intend to repeat this late favour to him on a proper occasion, lest he, who can instruct us so well in personating feigned sorrows, should be lost to us by suffering under real ones." The town is at present in very great expectation of seeingt a comedy now in rehearsal, which is the twenty-fifth production of my honoured friend Mr. Thomas D'Ursey; who, besides his great abilitics in the drainatic, has a particular talent in the lyric way of writing, and that with a manner wholly new and unknown to the ancient Greeks and Romans, wherein he is but faintly imitated in the translation of the modern Italian operas.

St. James's Coffee-house, April 11.

Letters from the Hague of the sixteenth, say that Major-general Cadogan was gone to Brussels, with orders to disperse proper instructions for assembling the whole force of the allies in Flanders, in the beginning of the next month. The late offers concerning peace were made in the style of persons who think themselves upon equal terms; but the allies have so just a sense of their present advantages, that they will not admit of a treaty, except France offers what is more suitable to her present condition. At the same time, we make preparations as if we were alarmed by a greater force than that which we are carrying into the field. Thus this point seems now to be argued sword in hand. This was what a great general: alluded to, when being asked the names of those who were to be plenipotentiaries for the ensuing peace, he answered with a serious air, “There are about a hundred thousand of us.” Mr. Kidney, who has the ear of the greatest politicians that come hither, tells me, there is a mail come in to-day with letters, dated Hague, April the nineteenth, N. S. which say, a design of bringing part of our troops into the field, at the latter end of this month, is now altered to a resolution of marching towards the camp about the twentieth of the next. Prince Eugene was then returned thither from Amsterdam. He sets out from Brussels on Tuesday : the greater number of the general officers at the Hague, have orders to go at the same time. The squadron at Dunkirk consists of seven vessels. There happened the other day, in the road of Scheveling, an engagement between a privateer of Zeeland and one of Dunkirk. The Dunkirker, carrying thirty-three pieces of cannon was taken and brought into the Texel. It is said, the courier of Monsieur Rouille is returned to him from the court of France. Monsieur Vendosme, being reinstated in the favour of the dutchess of Burgundy, is to command in Flanders. Mr. Kidney added, that there were letters of the seventeenth from Ghent, which give an account that the enemy had formed a design to surprise two battalions of the allies which lay at Alost; but those battalions received advice of their march, and retired to Dendermond. Lieutenant-general Wood appeared on this occasion at the head of five thousand foot, and one thousand horse; upon which, the enemy withdrew without making any farther attempt.

* Edward Lord Wiscount Hinchinbroke, mentioned nfterwards under the name of Cynthio. He died in the lifetime of his father, Oct. 3, 1722. See No. 5, and No. 22.

f By Congrave. Published in quarto, 1695.

* Thomas Betterton, justly esteemed the Roscius of his age, was born in 1635, came upon the stage in 1656, and continued on it with great reputation more than fifty years. He died April 28, 1710.

f*The Modern Prophets, c. quarto, 1709, his twenty. seventh production, according to the list of his plays in Biog. Dram. See Tat No. 11, and note; and No. 43.

1 The duke of Marlborough.

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From my own Apartment.

I am sorry I am obliged to trouble the public with so much discourse upon a matter which I at the very first mentioned as a trifle, viz. the death of Mr. Partridge," under whose name there is an almanack come out for the year 1709; in one page of which, it is asserted by the said John Partridge, that he is still living ; and not only so, but that he was also living some time before, and even at the instant when I writ of his death. I have in another place, and in a paper by itself, sufficiently convinced this man that he is dead, and, if he has any shame, I do not doubt but that by this time he owns it to all his acquaintance; for though the legs and arms and whole body of that man my still appear, and perform their animal functions; yet since, as I have elsewhere observed, his art is gone, the man is gone. I am, as I said, concerned that this little matter should make so much noise; but since I am engaged, I take myself obliged in honour to go on in my lucubrations, and by the help of these arts, of which I am master, as well as my skill in astrological speculations, I shall, as I see occasion, proceed to confute other dead men who pretend to be in being, although they are actually deceased. I therefore give all Inen fair warning to mend their manners; for I shall, from time to time, print bills of mortality ; and I beg the pardon of all such who shall be named therein, if they who are good for nothing shall find themselves in the number of the deceased.

No. 2.] Thursday, April 14, 1709. Quicquid agunt homines Nostriest farrago libelli. Juv. Sat. i. 85,86. Whate'er men do, or say, or think, or dream, Our motley paper seizes for its theme. P. Will's Coffee-house, April 13. THERE has lain all this evening on the table, the following poem. The subject of it being matter very useful for families, I thought it deserved to be considered, and made more public. The turn the poet gives it, is very happy; but the foundation is from a real incident which

• Dr. Swift, in his “Predictions for 1708,” foretold, that Partridge the almanack-maker, would infallibly die on the twenty-ninth of March about eleven at night, of a raging sever. The wits resolved to support this prediction, and uniformly insisted that Partridge actually died at that time.

happened among my acquaintance. A young gentleman of a great estate, fell desperately in . love with a great beauty of very high quality, but as ill-natured as long flattery and an habitual self-will could make her. However, my young spark ventures upon her like a man of quality, without being acquainted with her, or having ever saluted her until it was a crime to kiss any woman clse. Beauty is a thing which palls with possession; and the charms of this lady soon wanted the support of good-humour and complacency of manners Upon this, my spark flies to the bottle for relief from satiety. She disdains him for being tired with that for which all men envied him ; and he never came home, but it was—“Was there no sot that would stay longer ? would any man living but you? did I leave all the world for this usage 7” to which, he—“Madam, split me, you are very impertinent l” In a word, this match was wedlock in its most terrible appearances. She, at

last, weary of railing to no purpose, applies to

a good uncle, who gives her a bottle he pre-tended he had bought of Mr. Partridge the conjurer. “This,” said he, “I gave ten guineas for. The virtue of the enchanted liquor (said he that sold it) is such, that if the woman you marry proves a scold, (which it seems, my dear niece, is your misfortune, as it was your good mother's before you,) let her hold three spoonfuls in her mouth for a full half hour after you come home—.” But I find I am not in humour for telling a tale, and nothing in nature is so ungraceful as story-telling against the grain : therefore take it as the author has given it you. THE MEDICINE. Jo Tale—for the Ladies.

Miss Molly, a famed toast, was fair and young, Had wealth and charms—but then she had a tongue ! From morn to night th' eternal larum run. Which often lost those hearts her eyes had won. Sir John was smitten, and confessed his fame. Sighed out the usual time, then wed the dame; Possessed, he thought, of every joy of life: But his dear Molly proved a very wife. Excess of fondness did in time decline, Madam loved money, and the knight loved wine. From whence some petty discord would arise, As, “You’re a fool!"—and, “You are mighty wise "" Though he and all the world allow'd her wit, Her voice was shrill, and rather loud than sweet; When she began—for hat and sword he'd call, Then after a faint kiss, cry, “ Toye, dear Moll Supper and friends expect me at the Rose.”“And, what, Sir John, you'll get your usual dose' Go, stink of smoke, and guzzle nasty wine : Sure, never virtuous love was used like mine p. - Oft as the watchful hell-man marched his round, At a fresh bottle gay Sir John he found. By four the knight would get his business done, And only then reeled off because alone; Full well he knew the dreadful storm to come, But, armed with Bourdeaux he durst venture home. My lady with her tongue was still prepared, She rattled loud, and he impatient heard : “”Tis a fine hour ! In a sweet pickie inade 1 And this, Sir John, is every day the trade. Here I sit moping all the live-long night, Devoured with spleen, and stranger to delight : *Till morn sends staggering home a drunken beast, Resolved to break my heart, as well as rest." “Hey! hoop' d'ye hear my damned obstreperous spouse, What can't you find one bed about the house 3 Will that perpetual clack lie never still 3 That rival to the softness of a mill' some couch and distant room must be my choice, where I may sleep uncursed with wife, and noise.” Long this uncomfortable life they led, with smarting meals, and each a separate bed.

"I'o an old uncle oft she would complain,
3eg his advice, and scarce from tears refrain.
Old Wisewood smoked the matter as it was,
“Cheer up!” cried he, “ and I'll renove the cause.
“A wonderous spring within my garden slows,
Of sovereign virtue, chiefly to compo
Domestic jars, and matrimonial strife,
The best elixir to appease man and wife;
Strange are th' effects, the qualitics divine,
'Tis water called, but wortin its weight in wine.
(f in his stillen airs Sir John should come,
Three spoonfuls take, hold in your month—then mum,
Smile, and look pleased, when he shall rage and scold,
Still in your mouth the healing cordial hold ;
One month this sympathetic med'cine tried, o
He'll grow a lover, you a happy bride. -
But, dearest niece, keep this grand secret close,
Or every prattling hussey'll beg a dose.”
A water bottle's brought for her relief;
Not Nants could sooner ease the lady's grief;
Her busy thoughts are on the trial bent,
And, female like, impatient for th” event'
The bonny knight reels home exceeding clear,
Prepared for clamour and domestic war :
Entering, he cries, “Hey! where's our thunder fled !
No hurricane Betty 's your lady dead "
Madam, aside, an attaple mouthful takes,
Court'sies, looks kind, but not a word she speaks!
Wondering, he stared, scarcely his eyes believed,
But found his ears agreeably deceived. -
“Why, how now, Molly, what's the crotchet now *
She soulles, and answers only with a bow.
Then clasping her about—“Why, let me die!
These night cloaths, Moll, become thee mightily"
With that he signed, her hand began to press,
And Betty calls, her lady to undress.
“’Nay, kiss me, Molly, -for l'in much inclined.”
Her lace she cuts, to take hilli in the mind.
This the food pair to bod enamoured went,
The lady pleased, and the good knight content. “
For many days those fond endearinents past,
"I'llo r conciling bottle fails at last : -
"I'was used and gone, -'I’llen millilight storms arose,
And looks and words the union dis
Her coach is ordered and
To beg her uncle for some fresh supplies,
'I'ransported does the strange off-cts relate,
Her knight's conversion, and her happy state'
“Why, niece,” says he, “I pry thee apprehend,
The water's water be thyself thy ;
such beauty would the coldest husband warm, .
But your provoking tongue undoes the charin :
He silent and complying.—You'll soon find,
Sir Jolin without a medicine will be kind.”

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Letters from Venice say, the disappointment of their expectation to see his Danish majesty has very much disquicted the court of Rome. Our last advices from Germany inform us, that the minister of Hanover has urged the council at Ratisbonne to exert themselves in behalf of the common cause, and taken the liberty to say, that the dignity, the virtue, the prudence of his electoral highness, his master, were called to the head of their affairs in vain, if they thought fit to leave him naked of the proper means to 1nake those excellencies useful for the honour and safety of the empire. They write from Berlin of the thirteenth, O. S. that the true design of general Fleming's visit to that court was to insinuate, that it will be for the mutual interest of the king of Prussia and king Augustus, to enter into a new alliance; but that the ministers of Prussia are not inclined to his sentiments. We hear from Vienna, that his imporial majesty has expressed great satisfaction in their high mightinesses having communicated to him the whole that has passed in the all air of a peace. Though there have been practices used by the agents of France, in all the courts of Europe, to break the good understanding of the

allies, they have had no other effect, but to make all the members concerned in the alliance more doubtful of their safety, from the great offers of the enemy. The emperor is roused by this alarm, and the frontiers of all the French dominions are in danger of being insulted the ensuing campaign. Advices from all parts confirm, that it is impossible for France to find a way to obtain so much credit as to gain any one potentate of the allies, or conceive any hope for safety from other prospects.

From my own Apartment, April 13.

I find it of very great use, now I am setting up for a writer of news, that I am an adept in astrological speculations; by which means, I avoid speaking of things which may offend great persons. But, at the same time, I must not prostitute the liberal sciences so far, as not to utter the truth in cases which do immediately concern the good of my native country. I must, therefore, contradict what has been so assuredly reported by the news writers of England, that France is in the most deplorable condition, and that their people die in great multitudes. I will therefore let the world know, that my correspondent by the way of Brussels, informs me upon his honour, that the gentleman who writes the gazette of Paris, and ought to know as well as any man, has told him, that ever since the king has been past his sixty-third year, or grand climacteric, there has not died one man of the French nation who was younger than his majesty, except a very few who were taken suddenly near the village of Hockstet in Germany; and some more who were straitened for lodging at a place called Ramilies, and died on the road to Ghent and Bruges.* There are also other things given out by the allies, which are shifts below a conquering nation to make use of: Among others, it is said there is a general murmuring among the people of France, though at the same time, all my letters agree, that there is so good an understanding among them, that there is not one morsel carried out of any market in the kingdom but what is delivered upon credit.

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* An humorous compliment to the duke of Marlborough, who, as Mr. Stole insonitates, so reduced the French, that they had now, nother more young men to go to war, utor more ready money to carry to market.

* By Wycherley. It was first acted in 1983.

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