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daughter. A little difficulty he may have to encounter; the lass will be coy for a while; the mother will talk of their youth, the father of their finances; but the marriage, I doubt not, will ensue.

really sorry when you die, whether by a fall from a cart or otherwise, keep from the alehouse!

Next comes the tall thin red house, that ought to boast genteeler inmates than its short fat mistress, its children, its pigs, and its quantity of noise, happiness, and vulgarity. The din is greater than ever. The husband, a merry jolly tar, with a voice that sounds as if issuing from a speaking-trumpet, is returned from a voyage to India; and another little one, a chubby roaring boy, has added his lusty cries to the family concert.

Next in order, on the other side of the street, is the blacksmith's house. Change has been busy here in a different and more awful form. Our sometime constable, the tipsiest of parish officers, of blacksmiths and of men, is dead. Returning from a revel with a companion as full of beer as himself, one or the other, or both, contrived to overset the cart in a ditch; (the living scapegrace is pleased to lay the This door, blockaded by huge bales of blame of the mishap on the horse, but that is goods, and half darkened by that moving contrary to all probability, this respectable mountain, the tilted wagon of the S. mill, quadruped being a water drinker;) and inward which stands before it, belongs to the village bruises, acting on inflamed blood and an im- shop. Increase has been here too in every paired constitution, carried him off in a very shape. Within fourteen months two little, short time, leaving an ailing wife and eight pretty, quiet girls, have come into the world. children, the eldest of whom is only fourteen Before Fanny could well manage to totter years of age. This sounds like a very tragi- across the road to her good friend the nymph cal story; yet, perhaps, because the loss of a of the shoe-shop, Margaret made her appeardrunken husband is not quite so great a ca- ance; and poor Fanny, discarded at once from lamity as the loss of a sober one, the effect of the maid's arms and her mother's knee, dethis event is not altogether so melancholy as graded from the rank and privileges of "the might be expected. The widow, when she baby," (for at that age precedence is strangely was a wife, had a complaining broken-spirited reversed,) would have had a premature foreair, a peevish manner, a whining voice, a dis- taste of the instability of human felicity, had mal countenance, and a person so neglected she not taken refuge with that best of nurses, and slovenly, that it was difficult to believe a fond father. Every thing thrives about the that she had once been remarkably handsome. shop, from the rosy children to the neat maid She is now quite another woman. The very and the smart apprentice. No room now for first Sunday she put on her weeds, we all ob- lodgers, and no need! The young mantuaserved how tidy and comfortable she looked; making school-mistresses, the old inmates, are how much her countenance, in spite of a de- gone; one of them not very far. She grew cent show of tears, was improved, and how tired of scolding little boys and girls about completely through all her sighings her tone their A, B, C, and of being scolded in her turn! had lost its peevishness. I have never seen by their sisters and mothers about pelisses and her out of spirits or out of humour since. She gowns; so she gave up both trades about a talks and laughs and bustles about, managing year ago, and has been ever since our pretty her journeymen and scolding her children as Harriet. I do not think she has ever repented notably as any dame in the parish. The very of the exchange, though it might not perhaps house looks more cheerful; she has cut down have been made so soon, had not her elder the old willow trees that stood in the court, sister, who had been long engaged to an atand let in the light; and now the sun glances tendant at one of the colleges of Oxford, brightly from the casement windows, and thought herself on the point of marriage just plays amidst the vine-leaves and the clusters as our housemaid left us. Poor Betsy! She of grapes which cover the walls; the door is had fared the fate of many a prouder maiden, ' newly painted, and shines like the face of its wearing out her youth in expectation of the mistress; even the forge has lost half its din- promotion that was to authorise her union giness. Every thing smiles. She indeed talks with the man of her heart. Many a year had by fits of "poor George," especially when she waited in smiling constancy, fond of Wilany allusion to her old enemy, mine host of liam in no common measure, and proud of the Rose, brings the deceased to her memory; him, as well she might be; for, when the vacathen she bewails (as is proper) her dear hus-tion so far lessened his duties as to render a band and her desolate condition; calls herself short absence practicable, and he stole up here a lone widow; sighs over her eight children; for a few days to enjoy her company, it was complains of the troubles of business, and tries difficult to distinguish him in air and manner, to persuade herself and others that she is as as he sauntered about in elegant indolence wretched as a good wife ought to be. But with his fishing-rod and his flute, from the this will not do. She is a happier woman young Oxonians his masters. At last promothan she has been any time these fifteen years, tion came; and Betsy, apprised of it, by an and she knows it. My dear village-husbands, affectionate and congratulatory letter from his if you have a mind that your wives should be sister, prepared her wedding-clothes, and

looked hourly for the bridegroom. No bridegroom came. A second letter announced, with regret and indignation, that William had made another choice, and was to be married early in the ensuing month. Poor Betsy! We were alarmed for her health, almost for her life. She wept incessantly, took no food, wandered recklessly about from morning till night, lost her natural rest, her flesh, her colour; and in less than a week she was so altered, that no one would have known her. Consolation and remonstrance were alike rejected, till at last Harriet happened to strike the right chord, by telling her that "she wondered at her want of spirit." This was touching her on the point of honour; she had always been remarkably high-spirited, and could as little brook the imputation as a soldier, or a gentleman. This lucky suggestion gave an immediate turn to her feelings; anger and scorn succeeded to grief; she wiped her eyes, hemmed away a sigh," and began to scold most manfully. She did still better. She recalled an old admirer, who in spite of repeated rejections had remained constant in his attachment, and made such good speed, that she was actually married the day before her faithless lover, and is now the happy wife of a very respectable tradesman.

Ah! the in-and-out cottage! the dear, dear home! No weddings there! No changes! except that the white kitten, who sits purring at the window under the great myrtle, has succeeded to his lamented grandfather, our beautiful Persian cat, I cannot find one alteration to talk about. The wall of the court indeed-but that will be mended to-morrow.

Here is the new sign, the well-frequented Rose Inn! Plenty of changes there! Our landlord is always improving, if it be only a pig-sty or a water-trough-plenty of changes, and one splendid wedding. Miss Phoebe is married, not to her old lover the recruiting sergeant (for he had one wife already, probably more,) but to a patten-maker, as errant a dandy as ever wore mustachios. How Phoebe could "abase her eyes" from the stately sergeant to this youth, half a foot shorter than herself, whose "waist would go into any alderman's thumb-ring," might, if the final choice of a coquette had ever been a matter of wonder, have occasioned some speculation. But our patten-maker is a man of spirit; and the wedding was of extraordinary splendour.Three gigs, each containing four persons, graced the procession, besides numerous carts and innumerable pedestrians. The bride was equipped in muslin and satin, and really looked very pretty with her black sparkling eyes, her clear brown complexion, her blushes and her smiles; the bride-maidens were only less smart than the bride; and the bridegroom was point device in his accoutrements," and as munificent as a nabob. Cake flew about the village; plum-puddings were abundant; and

strong beer, ay, even mine host's best double X, was profusely distributed. There was all manner of eating and drinking, with singing, fiddling, and dancing between; and in the evening, to crown all, there was Mr. Moon the conjuror. Think of that stroke of good fortune!-Mr. Moon the very pearl of all conjurors, who had the honour of puzzling and delighting their late Majesties with his "wonderful and pleasing exhibition of thaumaturgics, tachygraphy, mathematical operations and magical deceptions," happened to arrive about an hour before dinner, and commenced his ingenious deceptions very unintentionally at our house. Calling to apply for permission to perform in the village, being equipped in a gay scarlet coat, and having something smart and sportsman-like in his appearance, he was announced by Harriet as one of the gentlemen of the C. Hunt, and taken (mistaken I should have said) by the whole family for a certain captain newly arrived in the neighbourhood. That misunderstanding, which must, I think, have retaliated on Mr. Moon a little of the puzzlement that he inflicts on others, vanished of course at the production of his bill of fare; and the requested permission was instantly given. Never could he have arrived in a happier hour! Never were spectators more gratified or more scared. All the tricks prospered. The cock crew after his head was cut off; and half-crowns and sovereigns flew about as if winged; the very wedding-ring could not escape Mr. Moon's incantations. We heard of nothing else for a week. From the bridegroom, un esprit fort, who defied all manner of conjuration and diablerie, down to my Lizzy, whose boundless faith swallows the Arabian tales, all believed and trembled. So thoroughly were men, women, and children, impressed with the idea of the worthy conjuror's dealings with the devil, that when he had occasion to go to B., not a soul would give him a cast, from pure awe; and if it had not been for our pony chaise, poor Mr. Moon must have walked. I hope he is really a pro-. phet; for he foretold all happiness to the newmarried pair.

So this pretty white house with the limetrees before it, which has been under repair for these three years, is on the point of being finished.-The vicar has taken it, as the vicarage house is not yet fit for his reception. He has sent before him a neat modest maid-servant, whose respectable appearance gives a character to her master and mistress,-a hamper full of flower-roots, sundry boxes of books, a piano-forte, and some simple and useful furniture. Well, we shall certainly have neighbours, and I have a presentiment that we shall find friends.

Lizzy, you may now come along with me round the corner and up the lane, just to the end of the wheeler's shop, and then we shall go home; it is high time. What is this affiche

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in the parlour window? Apartments to let, -inquire within." These are certainly the curate's lodgings-is he going away? Oh I suppose the new vicar will do his own duty -yet, however well he may do it, rich and poor will regret the departure of Mr. B. Well, I hope he may soon get a good living. "Lodgings to let" who ever thought of seeing such a placard hereabout? The lodgings, indeed, are very convenient for "a single gentleman, a man and his wife, or two sisters," as the newspapers say-comfortable apartments, neat and tasty withal, and the civilest of all civil treatment from the host and hostess. But who would ever have dreamt of such a notice? Lodgings to let in our village!

PREFACE.*

THE indulgent reception given to her little book of Our Village, has encouraged the author to extend her work by putting forth a second volume on a similar plan; consisting, like the first, of slight and simple delineations of country manners, blended with a few sketches drawn from a somewhat higher rank of society.

A WALK THROUGH THE VILLAGE.

beering) at the Rose; Dame Wheeler, with her basket and her brown loaf, just coming from the bake-house; the nymph of the shoeshop feeding a large family of goslings at the open door-they are very late this year, those noisy little geese; two or three women in high gossip dawdling up the street; Charles North the gardener, with his blue apron and ladder on his shoulder, walking rapidly by; a cow and a donkey browsing the grass by the wayside; my white greyhound, Mayflower, sitting majestically in front of her own stable; and ducks, chickens, pigs, and children, scattered over all.

A pretty scene!-rather more lopping of trees, indeed, and clipping of hedges, along the high road, than one quite admires; but then that identical turnpike-road, my ancient despair, is now so perfect and so beautiful a specimen of MacAdamization, that one even learns to like tree-lopping and hedge-clipping for the sake of such smooth ways. It is simply the best road in England, so says our surveyor, and so say I. The three miles between the way, I ought, perhaps, to mention, as us and B are like a bowling-green. By something like change in our outward position, that this little hamlet of ours is much nearer to that illustrious and worshipful town than it used to be. Not that our quiet street hath been guilty of the unbecoming friskiness of skipping from place to place, but that our ancient neighbour, whose suburbs are sproutcularly strong shoot towards us, and threatens ing forth in all directions, hath made a partiThe good town has already pushed the turnsome day or other to pay us a visit bodily.

WHEN I had the honour about two years ago of presenting our little village to that multiform and most courteous personage the Pub-pike gate half a mile nearer to us, and is in a lic, I hinted I think that it had a trick of standing still, of remaining stationary, unchanged, and unimproved in this most changeable and improving world. This habit, whether good or evil, it has retained so pertinaciously, that except that it is two years older, I cannot point out a single alteration which has occurred in our street. I was on the point of paying the inhabitants some equivocal compliment-and really I almost may-for, setting aside the inevitable growth of the young members of our community, and a few more grey hairs and wrinkles amongst the elder, I see little change. We are the same people, the same generation, neither richer, nor wiser, nor better, nor worse. Some, to be sure, have migrated; and one or two have died; and some-But we had better step out into the village, and look about us.

fair way to overleap that boundary and build on, till the buildings join ours, as London has done by Hampstead or Kensington. What tions would cut ranged by the side of some a strange figure our rude and rustical habitastaring red row of newly-erected houses, each as like the other as two drops of water, with courts before and behind, a row of poplars opposite and a fine new name. How different nooks and angles, our gardens, and arbours, we should look in our countless variety of and lime-trees, and pond! but this union of town and country will hardly happen in my certainly lend no assistance, for our boundatime, let B enlarge as it may. We shall ries still continue exactly the same.

It is a pleasant lively scene, this May morning, with the sun shining so gaily on the irregular rustic dwellings, intermixed with their pretty gardens; a cart and wagon watering (it would be more correct, perhaps, to say

*To the second volume, as originally published.

The first cottage-Ah! there is the postcart coming up the road at its most respectable rumble, that cart, or rather caravan, which so show of the smaller kind at a country fair. much resembles a house upon wheels, or a It is now crammed full of passengers, the driver just protruding his head and hands out of the vehicle, and the sharp clever boy, who, in the occasional absence of his father, officiates as deputy, perched like a monkey on the roof. 66 Any letters to day?" And that

question, always so interesting, being unsatisfactorily answered, I am at leisure to return to our survey. The first cottage is that erst inhabited by Mr. and Mrs. H. the retired publican and his good wife. They are gone; I always thought we were too quiet for them; and his eyes being quite recovered, he felt the weariness of idleness more than ever. So they returned to W., where he has taken a comfortable lodging next door to their old and well-frequented Inn, the Pie and Parrot, where he has the pleasure every evening of reading the newspaper, and abusing the ministers amongst his old customers, himself a customer; as well as of lending his willing aid in waiting and entertaining on fair-days and market-days, at pink-feasts and melon-feasts, to the great solace of mine host, and the no small perplexity of the guests, who, puzzled between the old landlord and the new, hardly know to whom to pay their reckoning, or which to call to account for a bad tap: -a | mistake, which our sometime neighbour, happier than he has been since he left the Bar, particularly enjoys. His successor here is an industrious person, by calling a seedsman, as may be collected by the heaps of pea and bean seed, clover and vetches, piled tier above tier against the window.

is really a great girl. They are a fine family from the eldest to the youngest.

The shoemaker's!- not much to talk of there; no funeral! and (which disappoints my prediction) no wedding! My pretty neighbour has not yet made her choice. She does wisely to look about her. A belle and an heiress-I dare say she'll have a hundred pounds to her portion-and still in her teens, has some right to be nice. Besides, what would all the mammas, whose babies she nurses, and all the children whom she spoils, do without her? No sparing the shoemaker's fair daughter! She must not marry yet these half-dozen years!

The shop!-all prosperous, tranquil, and thriving; another little one coming; an idle apprentice run away,-more of him anon; and a civil journeyman hired in his room. An excellent exchange! Jesse is a very agreeable person. He is the politician of the village since we have lost Mr. H., and as he goes every day into B in his paper cap to carry our country bread, he is sure to bring home the latest intelligence of all sorts, especially of canvassing and electioneering. Jesse has the most complete collection of squibs in the country, and piques himself on his skill in detecting the writers. He will bestow as many guesses, and bring forward as many proofs on occasion of a hand-bill signed "FairPlay," or a song subscribed "True-blue," as ever were given to that abiding riddle, the authorship of Junius-and very likely come as near the mark.

Ah, the dear home! A runaway there too! I may as well tell the story now, although very sorry to have to record so sad an act of delinquency of my clients the boys, as an elopement from our own premises.

The little white cottage down the lane which stands so prettily, backed by a tall elm wood, has also lost its fair inmate, Sally Wheeler; who finding that Joel continued constant to our pretty Harriet, and was quite out of hope, was suddenly forsaken by the fit of dutifulness which brought her to keep her deaf grandmother company, and returned to service. Dame Wheeler has however a companion, in a widow of her own standing, appointed by the parish to live with, and take care of her. A nice tidy old woman is Dame Henry Hamilton-that ever a parish boy, Shearman;-pity that she looks so frumpish; offspring of a tailor and a cook-maid, should her face seems fixed in one perpetual scold. have an appellation so fitted to the hero of a It was not so when she lived with her sister romance! Henry Hamilton had lived with on the Lea then she was a light-hearted mer- us for three years and upwards as man of all ry chatterer, whose tongue ran all day long-work, part waterer of my geraniums, sole and that's the reason of her cross look now! Mrs. Wheeler is as deaf as a post, and poor Mrs. Shearman is pining of a suppression of speech. Fancy what it is for a woman, especially a talking woman, to live without a listener! forced either to hold her peace, or when that becomes impossible, to talk to one to whose sense words are as air! La Trappe is nothing to this tantalization; - besides the Trappists were men. No wonder that poor Dame Shearman looks cross.

The Blacksmith's! no change in that quarter; except a most astonishing growth amongst the children. George looks quite a man, and Betsy, who was just like a blue-eyed doll, with her flaxen curls and her apple-blossom complexion, the prettiest fairy that ever was seen, now walks up to school every morning with her work-bag and her spelling-book, and

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feeder of May, the general favourite and factotum of the family. Being an orphan with no home but the workhouse, no friend but the overseer, at whose recommendation he was engaged, he seemed to belong to us in an especial manner, to have a more than common claim on protection and kindness. Henry was just the boy to discover and improve this feeling;-quick, clever, capable, subtle, and supple; exceedingly agreeable in manner, and pleasant in appearance. He had a light, pliant form, with graceful delicate limbs like a native Indian; a dark but elegant countenance sparkling with expression; and a remarkable variety and versatility of talent. Nothing came amiss to him. In one week he hath been carpenter, blacksmith, painter, tinker, glazier, tailor, cobbler, and wheelwright. These were but a few of his multifarious ac

complishments; he would beat Harriet at needle-work, and me in gardening. All the parish was in the habit of applying to him on emergency, and I never knew him decline a job in my life. He hath mended a straw bonnet and a smoke-jack, cleaned a clock, constructed a donkey-cart, and dressed a doll.

With all these endowments, Henry was scarcely so good a servant as a duller boy. Besides that he undertook so many things that full half of them were of necessity left unfinished, he was generally to seek when wanted, and after sending a hue and cry round the neighbourhood, would be discovered at the blacksmith's or the collar-maker's intently occupied on some devices of his own. Then he had been praised for invention, till he thought it necessary to display that brilliant quality on all occasions, by which means we, who are exceedingly simple, old-fashioned, matter-of-fact people, were constantly posed by new-fangled novelties, which nobody but the artist could use, or quibs and quiddities of no use whatever. Thus we had fastenings for boxes that would not open, and latches for gates that refused to shut, bellows of a new construction that no mortal could blow, and traps that caught fingers instead of rats; May was nearly choked by an improved slip, and my white Camellia killed outright by an infallible wash for insects.

Notwithstanding these mishaps, we all liked Henry; his master liked his sportsmanship, his skill and boldness in riding, and the zeal with which he would maintain the honour of his own dogs, right or wrong; his mistress liked his civility and good humour; Harriet felt the value of his alert assistance; and I had a real respect for his resource. In the village he was less a favourite; he looked down upon the other boys; and the men, although amused by his cleverness, looked down upon him.

At last he unfortunately met with a friend of his own age in a clever apprentice, who arrived at our neighbour the baker's from the good town of B- This youngster, "for shortness called” Bill, was a thorough town boy: you might see at a glance that he had been bred in the streets. He was a bold sturdy lad, with a look compounded of great impudence and a little slyness, and manners, although characterised by the former of these amiable qualities. His voice was a shout, his walk a swagger, and his knock at the door a bounce that threatened to bring the house about our ears. The very first time that I saw him he was standing before our court with a switch in his hand, with which he was alternately menacing May, who, nothing daunted, returned his attack by an incessant bark, and demolishing a superb crown imperial. Never was a more complete mauvais sujet.

This audacious urchin most unfortunately

took a great fancy to Henry, which Henry, caught by the dashing assurance of his manner, most unluckily returned. They became friends after the fashion of Orestes and Pylades, or Damon and Pythias, fought for each other, lied for each other, and, finally, ran away with each other. The reason for Bill's evasion was manifest, his conduct having been such that his master had been compelled to threaten him with Bridewell and the treadmill; but why Henry, who, although his invention had latterly taken a decided bent towards that branch of ingenuity called mischief, might still have walked quietly out of the street door with a good character in his pocket, should choose to elope from the garret window, is best known to himself. Off they set upward-that is to say Londonward, the common destination of your country youths who sally forth to try their fortune. Forth they set, and in about a week they were followed by a third runaway, a quiet, simple, modestlooking lad, a sort of hanger-on to the other two, and an apprentice to our worthy neighbour the carpenter. Poor Ned! we were sorry for him; he was of some promise as a cricketer-(by the way, Bill never went near the ground, which I always thought a bad sign;)

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Ned would really have made a good cricketer, not a brilliant hitter, but an excellent stopper of the ball; one of your safe steady players, whom there is no putting out. body ever dreamt of his running away. all knew that he was a little idle, and that he was a sort of follower of Bill's-but Ned to decamp! He must have gone out of pure imitation, just as geese waddle into a pond in single file, or as one sheep or pig will follow another through a gap in the hedge;-sheer imitation! A notable example of the harm that one town-bred youth will work in a country village! Go he did, and back he is come, poor fellow! thin as a herring, and ragged as a colt, a mere moral to tag a tale withal. He has not had a day's work since he left his! good master, nor, to judge from his looks, a sufficient meal. His account of the other two worthies is just what I expected. Henry, after many ups and downs, (during one of which he was within half an inch of being a soldier, that is to say, he did enlist, and wanted only that much of the standard,) is now in a good place, and likely to do well. His fidus Achates, Bill, has disappeared from London as he did from the country. No one knows what is become of him. For my own part, I never looked for any good from a lad, who, to say nothing of his graver iniquities, kept away from the cricket ground, thrashed my flowers,, and tried to thrash May.

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