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Ped. Lay hands on the villain! I believe, 'a means to cozen somebody in this city under my countenance. Re-enter BIOndello.

Bion. I have seen them in the church together; God send 'em good shipping!-But who is here? mine old master, Vincentio? now we are undone, and brought to nothing.

Vin. Come hither, crack-hemp! [Seeing Biondello. Bion. I hope, I may choose, sir.

Vin. Come hither, you rogue! What, have you for

got me?

Bion. Forgot you? no, sir: I could not forget you, for I never saw you before in all my life.

Vin. What, you notorious villain, didst thou never see thy master's father, Vincentio?

Bion. What, my old, worshipful old master? yes, marry, sir; see where he looks out of the window. Vin. Is't so, indeed? [Beats Biondello.. Bion. Help, help, help..re's a madman will murder [Exit.

me.

Ped. Help, son! help, signior Baptista!

[Exit from the window. Pet. Pr'ythee Kate, let's stand aside, and see the end of this controversy. [They retire. Re-enter Pedant below; BAPTISTA, TRANIO, and Ser

vants.

Tra. Sir, what are you, that offer to beat my servant? Vin. What am I, sir? nay, what are you, sir?—O immortal gods! O fine villain! A silken doublet! a velvet hose! a scarlet cloak! and a copatain hat!O, I am undone! I am undone! while I play the good husband at home, my sou and my, servant spend all at the university.

Tra. How now! what's the matter?
Bap. What, is the man lunatic?

Tra. Sir. you seem a sober ancient gentleman by your habit, but your words show you a madman. Why, sir, what concerns it yon, if I wear pearl and gold? I thank my good father, I am able to maintain it.

Vin. Thy father? O, villain! he is a sail-maker in Bergamo.

Bap. You mistake, sir; you mistake, sir. Pray, what do you think is his name?"

Vin. His name? as if I knew not his name: I have brought him up ever since he was three years old, and his name is -Tranio.

Ped. Away, away, mad ass! his name is Lucentio and he is mine only son, and heir to the lands of me, signior Vincentio.

Vin. Lucentio! O, he hath murdered his master! Lay hold on him, I charge you, in the duke's name! O, my son, my son!- tell me, thou villain, where is my son Lucentio?

Tra. Call forth an officer: [Enter one with an officer.] carry this mad knave to the gaol!-Father Baptista, I charge you see, that he be forthcoming. Vin. Carry me to the gaol!

Gre. Stay, officer; he shall not go to prison.

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Bap. Talk not, signior Gremio; I say, he shall go to prison.

Gre. Take heed, signior Baptista, lest you be coneycatched in this business! I dare swear, this is the right Vincentio.

Ped. Swear, if thou darest.
Gre. Nay, I dare not swear it.

Tra. Then thou wert best say, that I am not Lucentio.
Gre. Yes, I know thee to be signior Lucentio.
Bap. Away with the dotard; to the gaol with him!
Vin. Thus strangers may be haled and abus'd. — 0
monstrous villain!

Re-enter BIONDELLO, with LUCENTIO, and BIANCA. Bion. O, we are spoiled, and-Yonder he is; deny him, forswear him, or else we are all undone. Luc. Pardon, sweet father! Vin. Lives my sweetest son?

[Kneeling.

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Right son unto the right Vincentio ;
That have by marriage made thy daughter mine,
While counterfeit supposes blear'd thine eyne.
Gre. Here's packing, with a witness, to deceive us all!
Vin. Where is that damned villain, Tranio,
That fac'd and brav'd me in this matter so?
Bap. Why, tell me, is not this my Cambio?
Bian. Cambio is chang'd into Lucentio.
Luc. Love wrought these miracles. Bianca's love
Made me exchange my state with Tranio,
While he did bear my countenance in the town;
And happily I have arriv'd at last
Unto the wished haven of my bliss: -
What Tranio did, myself enforc'd him to;
Then pardon him, sweet father, for my sake!
Vin. I'll slit the villain's nose, that would have sent
me to the gaol.

Bap. But do you hear, sir? [To Lucentio.] Have you married my daughter without asking my good-will? Vin. Fear not, Baptista; we will content you, go to: But I will in to be revenged for this villainy. [Exit. Bup. And I, to sound the depth of this knavery. [Exit. Luc Look not pale, Bianca; thy father will not frown. [Exeunt Luc. and Bian.

Gre. My cake is dough. But I'll in among the rest; Out of hope of all, but my share of the feast. [Exit, PETRUCHIO and CATHARINA advance. Cath. Husband, let's follow, to see the end of this ado. Pet. First kiss me, Kate, and we will. Cath. What, in the midst of the street? Pet. What, art thou ashamed of me?

Cath. No, sir; God forbid!—but ashamed to kiss. Pet. Why, then let's home again!- Come, sirrah, let's away!

Cath. Nay, I will give thee a kiss: now pray thee, love, stay!

Pet. Is not this well? - Come, my sweet Kate! Better once than never, for never too late.

[Exeunt.

SCENE II. A Room in Lucentio's house. 4 banquet set out. Enter BAPTISTA, VINCENtio, GreMIO, the Pedant, LUCENTIO, BIANCA, PETRUCHIO, CATHARINA, HORTENSIO, and Widow; TRANIO, BIONDELLO, GRUMIO, and others, attending. Luc. At last, though long, our jarring notes agree: And time it is, when raging war is done, To smile at 'scapes and perils overblown. — My fair Bianca, bid my father welcome, While I with self-same kindness welcome thine: Brother Petruchio, - sister Catharina, And thou, Hortensio, with thy loving widow, —

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Feast with the best, and welcome to my house;
My banquet is to close our stomachs up,
After our great good cheer. Pray you, sit down!
For now we sit to chat, as well as eat [They sit at table.
Pet. Nothing but sit and sit, and eat and eat!
Bap. Padua affords this kindness, son Petruchio.
Pet. Padua affords nothing but what is kind.
Hor. For both our sakes, I would that word were true.
Pet. Now, for my life, Hortensio fears his widow.
Wid. Then never trust me, if I be afeard.

Pet. You are sensible, and yet you miss my sense;
I mean, Hortensio is afeard of you.

Wid. He, that is giddy, thinks the world turns round.
Pet. Roundly replied.

Cath. Mistress, how mean you that?
Wid. Thus I conceive by him.
Pet. Conceives by me!

How likes Hortensio that? Hor. My widow says, thus she conceives her tale. Pet. Very well mended! Kiss him for that, good

widow!

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I pray you, tell me what you meant by that.

But twenty times so much upon my wife.
Luc. A hundred, then.
Hor. Content.

Pet. A match; 'tis done.
Hor. Who shall begin?
Luc. That will 1.- Go,
Biondello, bid your mistress come to me!
Bion. I go.

[Exit.

Bap. Son, I will be your half, Bianca comes. Luc. I'll have no halves: I'll bear it all myself. Re-enter BIONDELLO.

How now! what news?

Bion. Sir, my mistress sends you word, That she is busy, and she cannot come.

Pet. How! she is busy, and she cannot come ! Is that an answer?

Gre. Ay, and a kind one too :

Pray God, sir, your wife send you not a worse.
Pet. I hope, better.

Hor. Sirrah, Biondello, go, and entreat my wife To come to me forthwith.

Pet. O, ho! entreat her!
Nay, then she must needs come.

Wid. Your husband, being troubled with a shrew, Hor. I am afraid, sir,

Measures my husband's sorrow by his woe:
And now you know my meaning.

Cath. A very mean meaning!

Wid. Right, I mean you.

Cath. And I am mean, indeed, respecting you.
Pet. To her, Kate!

Hor. To her, widow!

Pet. A hundred marks, my Kate does put her down. Hor. That's my office.

Pet. Spoke like an officer!- Ha' to thee, lad! [Drinks to Hortensio. Bap. How likes Gremio these quick-witted folks? Gre. Believe me, sir, they butt together well. Bian. Head, and butt? an hasty-witted body Would say, your head and butt were head and horn. Vin. Ay, mistress bride, hath that awaken'd you? Bian. Ay, but not frighted me; therefore I'll sleep again.

Pet. Nay, that you shall not; since you have begun, Have at you for a bitter jest or two.

Bian. Am I your bird? I mean to shift my bush, And then pursue me, as you draw your bow:You are welcome all.

[Exeunt Bianca, Catharina, and Widow. Pet. She hath prevented me. Here, signior Tranio, This bird you aim'd at, though you hit her not; Therefore, a health to all, that shot and miss'd. Tra. O, sir, Lucentio slipp'd me like his greyhound, Which runs himself, and catches for his master. Pet. A good swift simile, but something currish. Tra. 'Tis well, sir, that you hunted for yourself; 'Tis thought, your deer does hold you at a bay. Bap. O ho, Petruchio, Tranio hits you now. Luc. I thank thee for that gird, good Tranio. Hor. Confess, confess, hath he not hit you here? Pet. 'A has a little gall'd me, I confess; And as the jest did glance away from me, 'Tis ten to one, it maim'd you two outright. Bap.Now, in good sadness, son Petruchio,

I think thou hast the veriest shrew of all.

Pet. Well, I say no: and therefore, for assurance, Let's each one send unto his wife; And he, whose wife is most obedient To come at first, when he doth send for her, Shall win the wager, which we will propose. Hor. Content!-what is the wager?

Luc. Twenty crowns.

Pet. Twenty crowns!

I'll venture so much on my hawk, or hound,

[Exit Biondello.

Do what you can, yours will not be entreated.

Re-enter BIOndello.

Now, where's my wife?

Bion. She says, you have some goodly jest in hand;
She will not come; she bids you come to her.
Pet. Worse and worse; she will not come ! O vile,
Intolerable, not to be endur'd!

Sirrah, Grumio, go to your mistress;
Say, I command her to come to me.
Hor. I know her answer.
Pet. What?

[Exit Grumio.

Hor. She will not come.
Pet. The fouler fortune mine, and there an end.
Enter CATHARINA.

Bap. Now, by my holidame, here comes Catharina!
Cath. What is your will, sir, that you send for me?
Pet. Where is your sister, and Hortensio's wife?
Cath. They sit conferring by the parlour fire.
Pet. Go, fetch them hither; if they deny to come,
Swinge me them soundly forth unto their husbands;
Away, I say, and bring them hither straight!

[Exit Catharina. Luc. Here is a wonder, if you talk of a wonder. Hor. And so it is; I wonder what it bodes. Pet. Marry, peace it bodes, and love, and quiet life, An awful rule, and right supremacy; And, to be short, what not, that's sweet and happy. Bap. Now fair befal thee, good Petruchio! The wager thou hast won, and I will add Unto their losses twenty thousand crowns— Another dowry to another daughter; For she is chang'd as she had never been. Pet. Nay, I will win my wager better yet; And show more sign of her obedience, Her new-built virtue and obedience.

Re-enter CATHARINA, with BIANCA, and Widow. See, where she comes: and brings your froward wives As prisoners to her womanly persuasion. Catharine, that cap of yours becomes you not; Off with that bauble, throw it under foot.

[Catharina pulls off her cap, and throws it down. Wid. Lord, let me never have a cause to sigh, Till I be brought to such a silly pass!

Bian. Fye! what a foolish duty call you this?
Luc. I would your duty were as foolish too.

The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca,

Hath cost me an hundred crowns since supper time. Bian. The more fool you, for laying on my duty.

Pet. Catharine, I charge thee, tell these headstrong I am asham'd that women are so simple

women,

What duty they do owe their lords and husbands!
Wid. Come, come, you're mocking; we will have no
telling.

Pet. Come on, I say; and first begin with her!
Wid. She shall not.

Pet. I say, she shall; -and first begin with her!
Calh. Fye, fye! unknit that threat'ning unkind brow;
And dart not scornful glances from those eyes,
To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor!
It blots thy beauty, as frosts bite the meads,
Confounds thy fame, as whirlwinds shake fair buds,
And in no sense is meet, or amiable.

A woman mov'd, is like a fountain troubled,
Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty;
And, while it is so, none so dry or thirsty
Will deign to sip, or touch one drop of it.
Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,
Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee
And for thy maintenance: commits his body
To painful labour, both by sea and land,
To watch the night in storms, the day in cold,
While thou liest warm at home, secure and safe;
And craves no other tribute at thy hands,
But love, fair looks, and true obedience-
Too little payment for so great a debt!
Such duty as the subject owes the prince,
Even such, a woman oweth to her husband:
And, when she's froward, peevish, sullen, sour,
And not obedient to his honest will,
What is she, but a foul contending rebel,
And graceless traitor to her loving lord?-

To offer war, where they should kneel for peace;
Or seek for rule, supremacy, and sway,
Where they are bound to serve, love and obey.
Why are our bodies soft, and weak, and smooth,
Unapt to toil and trouble in the world;
But that our soft conditions, and our hearts,
Should well agree with our external parts?
Come, come, you froward and unable worms!
My mind hath been as big, as one of yours,
My heart as great; my reason, haply, more,
To bandy word for word, and frown for frown.
But now, I see, our lances are but straws;
Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare,
That seeming to be most, which we least are.
Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot,
And place your hands below your husband's foot:
In token of which duty, if he please,

My hand is ready, may it do him ease!

Pet. Why, there's a wench!- Come on, and kiss me, Kate!

Luc. Well, go thy ways, old lad; for thou shalt ha't. Vin. "Tis a good hearing, when children are toward. Luc. But a harsh hearing, when women are froward. Pet. Come, Kate, we'll to bed! We three are married, but you two are sped. 'Twas I won the wager, though you hit the white!

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SCENE I.-Sicilia. An antechamber in Leontes' palace.

Enter CAMILLO and ARCHIDAMUS.

Arch. If you shall chance, Camillo, to visit, Bohemia on the like occasion, wherein my services are now on foot, you shall see, as I have said, great difference betwixt our Bohemia, and your Sicilia.

Cam. I think, this coming summer, the king of Sicilia means to pay Bohemia the visitation, which he justly owes him.

Arch. Wherein our entertainment shall shame us, we will be justified in our loves: for, indeed, Cam. 'Beseech you,

Arch. Verily, I speak it in the freedom of my knowledge: we cannot with such magnificence-in so rare -I know not what to say.-We will give you sleepy

drinks; that your senses, unintelligent of our insuffi- Charge him too coldly. Tell him, you are sure, cience, may, though they cannot praise us, as little All in Bohemia's well: this satisfaction

accuse us.

Cam. You say a great deal too dear for what's given freely.

The by-gone day proclaim'd; say this to him,
He's beat from his best ward.

Leon. Well said, Hermione!

Arch. Believe me, I speak as my understanding in- Her. To tell, he longs to see his son, were strong: structs me, and as mine honesty puts it to utterance. But let him say so then, and let him go; Cam. Sicilia cannot show himself overkind to Bohe-But let him swear so, and he shall not stay, mia. They were trained together in their childhoods; We'll thwack him hence with distaff's.and there rooted betwixt them then such an affection, Yet of your royal presence [ To Polixenes.] I'll adwhich cannot choose but branch now.Since their more

I

venture

mature dignities, and royal necessities, made separa-The borrow of a week. When at Bohemia
tion of their society, their encounters, though not You take my lord, I'll give him my commission,
personal, have been royally attornied, with inter- To let him there a month, behind the gest
change of gifts, letters, loving embassies; that they Prefix'd for's parting: yet, good deed, Leontes,
have seemed to be together, though absent, shook love thee not a jar o'the clock behind
hands, as over a vast, and embraced, as it were, from What lady she her lord.-You'll stay?
the ends of opposed winds. The heavens continue Pol. No, madam.
their loves!
Her. Nay, but you will?
Pol. I may not, verily.
Her. Verily!

Arch. I think, there is not in the world either malice,
or matter, to alter it. You have an unspeakable com-
fort of your young prince Mamillius; it is a gentleman
of the greatest promise, that ever came into my note.
Cam. Ivery well agree with you in the hopes of him:
it is a gallant child; one that, indeed, physics the sub- Should yet say, Sir, no going. Verily,
ject, makes old hearts fresh: they,that went on crutch-You shall not go; a lady's verily is
es ere he was born, desire yet their life, to see him

You put me off with limber vows: but I,
Though you would seek to unsphere the stars with
oaths,

a man.

Arch. Would they else be content to die?

Cam. Yes; if there were no other excuse, why they should desire to live.

Arch. If the king had no son, they would desire to
live on crutches, till he had one.
[Exeunt.

SCENE II.-The same. A room of state in the palace.
Enter LEONTES, POLIXENES, HERMIONE, MAMILLIUS,
CAMILLO, and Attendants.

Pol. Nine changes of the wat'ry star have been
The shepherd's note, since we have left our throne
Without a burden: time as long again
Would be fill'd up, my brother, with our thanks;
And yet we should, for perpetuity,

Go hence in debt. And therefore, like a cipher,
Yet standing in rich place, I multiply,
With one we thank you, many thousands more,
That go before it.

Leon. Stay your thanks awhile
And pay them, when you part!
Pol. Sir, that's to-morrow.

I am question'd by my fears, of what may chance,
Or breed upon our absence: that may blow
No sneaping winds at home, to make us say,
This is put forth too truly! Besides, I have stay'd
To tire your royalty,

Leon. We are tougher, brother,

Than you can put us to't.

Pol. No longer stay.

Leon. One seven-night longer.

Pol. Very sooth, to-morrow.

As potent, as a lord's. Will you go yet?
Force me to keep you as a prisoner,

Not like a guest; so you shall pay your fees,
When you depart, and save your thanks. How say you?
My prisoner? or my guest? by your dread verily,
One of them you shall be.

Pol. Your guest then, madam:
To be your prisoner, should import offending;
Which is for me less easy to commit,
Than you to punish.

Her. Not your gaoler then,

But your kind hostess. Come, I'll question you
Of my lord's tricks, and yours, when you were boys;
You were pretty lordlings then.

Pol. We were, fair queen,

Two lads, that thought, there was no more behind,
But such a day to-morrow as to-day,
And to be boy eternal.

Her. Was not my lord the verier wag o'the two?
Pol. We were as twinn'd lambs, that did frisk i'the sun,
And bleat the one at the other: what we chang'd,
Was innocence for innocence; we knew not
The doctrine of ill-doing, no, nor dream'd
That any did. Had we pursued that life,
And our weak spirits ne'er been higher rear'd
With stronger blood, we should have answer'd heaven
Boldly, Not guilty; the imposition clear'd,
Hereditary ours.

Her. By this we gather,
You have tripp'd since.

Pol. O my most sacred lady,

Temptations have since then been born to us; for
In those unfledg'd days was my wife a girl;

Leon. We'll part the time between's then: and in that Your precious self had not then cross'd the eyes

I'll no gain-saying.

Pol. Press me not, 'beseech you, so!

There is no tongue, that moves,uone, none i'the world,
So soon as yours, could win me: so it should now,
Were there necessity in your request, although
'Twere needful, I denied it. My affairs
Do even drag me homeward: which to hinder
Were, in your love, a whip to me; my stay
To you a charge and trouble: to save both,
Farewell, our brother!

Leon. Tongue-tied, our queen? speak you.
Her. I had thought, sir, to have held my peace until
You had drawn oaths from him, not so stay. You, sir,

Of my young play-fellow.

Her. Grace to boot!

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"Her. Never?

Leon. Never, but once.

Pol. How, my lord?

What cheer? how is't with you, best brother?

Her. What? have I twice said well? when was't Her. You look, before?

I pr'ythee, tell me! Cram us with praise, and make us
As fat as tame things! One good deed, dying
tongueless,

Slaughters a thousand, waiting upon that.
Our praises are our wages: you may ride us,
With one soft kiss, a thousand furlongs, ere
With spur we heat an acre. But to the goal! -
My last good was, to entreat his stay;
What was my first? it has an elder sister,

Or I mistake you. O, would her name were Grace!
But once before I spoke to the purpose: When?
Nay, let me have't; I long.

Leon. Why, that was, when

As if you held a brow of much distraction:
Are you mov'd, my lord?

Leon. No, in good earnest.-
How sometimes nature will betray its folly,
Its tenderness, and make itself a pastime
To harder bosoms! Looking on the lines
Of my boy's face, methoughts, I did recoil
Twenty-three years, and saw myself unbreech'd,
In my green velvet coat, my dagger muzzled,
Lestit should bite its master, and so prove,
As ornaments oft do, too dangerous.

How like, methought, I then was to this kernel,
This quash, this gentleman :-mine honest friend,
Will you take eggs for money?

Three crabbed months had sour'd themselves to death, Mam. No, my lord, I'll fight.

Ere I could make thee open thy white hand,

And clap thyself my love; then didst thou utter,

I am yours for ever.

Her. It is Grace, indeed.

Leon. You will? why, happy man be's dole ! - My
brother,

Are you so fond of your young prince, as we
Do seem to be of ours?

Why, lo you now, I have spoke to the purpose twice, Pol. If at home, sir,
The one for ever earn'd a royal husband;
The other, for some while a friend.

[Giving her hand to Polixenes.
Leon. Too hot, too hot!
Aside.
To mingle friendship far, is mingling bloods.
I have tremor cordis on me:- - my heart dances;
But not for joy,-not joy.-This entertainment
May a free face put on; derive a liberty
From heartiness, from bounty, fertile bosom,
And well become the agent: it may, I grant:
But to be paddling palms, and pinching fingers,
As now they are, and making practis'd smiles,
As in a looking-glass;-and then to sigh, as 'twere
The mort o'the deer; O, that is entertainment,
My bosom likes not, nor my brows.—Mamillius,
Art thou my boy?

Mam. Ay, my good lord.

Leon. I'fecks?

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We must be neat; not neat, but cleanly, captain:
And yet the steer, the heifer, and the calf,
Are all call'd neat.-Still virginalling

[Observing Polixenes and Hermione.
Upon his palm?-How now, you wanton calf?
Art thou my calf?

Mam. Yes, if you will, my lord.

He's all my exercise, my mirth, my matter:
Now my sworn friend, and then mine enemy,
My parasite, my soldier, statesman, all:
He makes a July's day short as December,
And, with his varying childness, cures in me
Thoughts, that would thick my blood.
Leon. So stands this squire

Offic'd with me. We two will walk, my lord,
And leave you to your graver steps.-Hermione,
How thou lov'st us, show in our brother's welcome;
Let what is dear in Sicily, be cheap!

Next to thyself, and my young rover, he's
Apparent to my heart.

Her. If you would seek us,

We are yours i'the garden: shall's attend you there?
Leon. To your own bents dispose you: you'll be

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Leon. Thou want'st a rough pash, and the shoots that Play too; but so disgrac'da part, whose issue

I have,

To be full like me: — yet, they say, we are
Almost as like, as eggs; women say so,
That will say any thing: but were they false,
As o'er-died blacks, as wind, as waters, false,
As dice are to be wish'd, by one that fixes
No bourn 'twixt his and mine; yet wereit true
To say this boy were like me.-Come, sir page,
Look on me with your welkin eye: sweet villain!
Most dear'st! my collop!-Can thy dam?-may't be?
Affection! thy intention stabs the centre:
Thou dost make possible things not so held,
Communicat'st with dreams;-(How can this
With what's unreal thou coactive art,

Will hiss me to my grave; contempt and clamour
Will be my knell.-Go, play, boy, play!—There have
been,

Or I am much deceiv'd, cuckolds ere now;
And many a man there is, even at this present,
Now, while I speak this, holds his wife by the arm,
That little thinks, she has been sluic'd in's absence,
And his pond fish'd by his next neighbour by
Sir Smile, his neighbour: nay, there's comfort in't,
Whiles other men have gates;and those gates open'd,
As mine, against their will: should all despair,
That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind
be?)-Would hang themselves. Physic for't there is none;
It is a bawdy planet, that will strike

And fellow'st nothing: then 'tis very credent,
Thou may'st co-join with something; and thou dost;
(And that beyond commission; and I find it,)
And that to the infection of my brains,
And hardening of my brows.

Pol. What means Sicilia?

Her. He something seems unsettled.

Where 'tis predominant ; and 'tis powerful, think it,
From east, west, north, and south. Be it concluded,
No barricado for a belly; know it;

It will let in and out the enemy,

With bag and baggage: many a thousand of us
Have the disease, and feel't not.-How now, boy?
Mam. I am like you, they say.

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