Art thou a rival fit to cross my fate? Now poverty and a dishonest fame, The waiting-woman's wages, be thy payment, False, faithless, wanton beast! I'll spoil your marriage.1 Kal. I have not verily deserved this cruelty. My birth, the danger of a fond2 neglect. [Exit. Kal. Are you so quick? Well, I may chance to cross Your peevishness. Now, though I never meant The young man for myself, yet, if he love me, [Exit. SCENE II. An Apartment in the Castle. Enter CLEOPHILA and TROLLIO. Cleo. Tread softly, Trollio; my father sleeps still. eyes open, and that's no good sign. Cleo. Sure, thou art weary of this sullen living: But I am not; for I take more content In my obedience here than all delights 1 66 Carriage" in the old eds. 2 Foolish. Mel. [Within] O! Cleo. Dost hear that groan? Trol. Hear it! I shudder: it was a strong blast, young mistress, able to root up heart, liver, lungs, and all. Cleo. My much-wronged father! let me view his face. [Draws the arras:1 MELEANDER discovered in a chair, sleeping. Trol. Lady mistress, shall I fetch a barber to steal away his rough beard whiles he sleeps? In's naps he never looks in a glass—and 'tis high time, on conscience, for him to be trimmed; 'has not been under the shaver's hand almost these four years. Cleo. Peace, fool! Trol. [Aside] I could clip the old ruffian; there's hair enough to stuff all the great codpieces in Switzerland. 'A begins to stir; 'a stirs. Bless us, how his eyes roll! -A good year keep your lordship in your right wits, I beseech ye! Mel. Cleophila ! Cleo. Sir, I am here; how d'ye, sir? Trol. Sir, is your stomach up yet? get some warm porridge in your belly; 'tis a very good settle-brain. Mel. The raven croaked, and owls hollow shrieks of The girl Sung dirges at her funeral; I laughed 1 Arras was used precisely as a curtain: it hung (on tenters or lines) from the rafters, or from some temporary stay, and was opened, held up, or drawn aside, as occasion required.-Gifford. Mel. I know ye both, 'Las, why d'ye use me thus? Thy sister, my Eroclea, was so gentle, That turtles in their down do feed more gall Than her spleen mixed with: yet, when winds and storm Cleo. Will you now, sir? Trol. I beseech ye heartily, sir: I feel a horrible puking myself. Mel. Am I stark mad? Trol. [Aside] No, no, you are but a little staring; there's difference between staring and stark mad. You are but whimsied yet; crotcheted, conumdrumed, or so. Mel. Here's all my care; and I do often sigh For thee, Cleophila ; we are secluded From all good people. But take heed; Amethus There's some ill blood about him, if the surgeon Have not been very skilful to let all out. Cleo. I am, alas, too grieved to think of love; That must concern me least. Mel. Sirrah, be wise! be wise! Trol. Who, I? I will be monstrous and wise immediately. Enter AMETHUS, MENAPHON, PARTHENOPHIL, and RHETIAS. Welcome, gentlemen; the more the merrier. I'll lay the cloth, and set the stools in a readiness, for I see here is some hope of dinner now. Amet. My Lord Meleander, Menaphon, your kinsman, [Exit. Newly returned from travel, comes to tender Rhe. [Aside] How he eyes the company! sure my passion will betray my weakness.-O my master, my noble master, do not forget me; I am still the humblest and the most faithful in heart of those that serve you. Mel. Ha, ha, ha! Rhe. [Aside] There's wormwood in that laughter; 'tis the usher to a violent extremity. Mel. I am a weak old man. All these are come To jeer my ripe calamities. Men. Good uncle! Mel. But I'll outstare ye all: fools, desperate fools! You're cheated, grossly cheated; range, range on, And roll about the world to gather moss, The moss of honour, gay reports, gay clothes, Gay wives, huge empty buildings, whose proud roofs Shall with their pinnacles even reach the stars. Ye work and work like moles, blind in the paths That are bored through the crannies of the earth, To charge your hungry souls with such full surfeits As being gorged once, make ye lean with plenty ; And when ye've skimmed the vomit of your riots, Ye're fat in no felicity but folly: Then your last sleeps seize on ye; then the troops All the poor stock of my remaining thrift: You, you, the prince's cousin, how d'ye like her? Amet. Are just and honourable. Men. My intents Sir, believe him. Mel. Take her. We two must part; go to him do. Par. This sight is full of horror. Rhe. In this distraction. There is sense yet Mel. In this jewel I have given away All what I can call mine. When I am dead, No guns, no pompous whining; these are fooleries. And no eye dropped save mine—and I am childish: Or rail at me. They will not give me meat, They've starved me; but I'll henceforth be mine own cook. Good morrow! 'tis too early for my cares To revel; I will break my heart a little, [Exit. Rhe. I'll follow him.-My Lord Amethus, use your time respectively few words to purpose soonest prevail : study no long orations; be plain and short.-I'll follow him. [Exit. Amet. Cleophila, although these blacker clouds |