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stay behind her. She is at the court, and no less beloved of her uncle than his own daughter; and never two ladies loved as they do.
Oli. Where will the old duke live?
Cha. They say, he is already in the forest of Arden, and a many merry men with him ; and there they live like the old Robin Hood of England: they say, many young gentlemen flock to him every day; and “ feet the time carelesly, as they did in the golden world.
Oli. What, you wrestle to-morrow before the new duke?
Cha. Marry, do I, fir; and I came to acquaint you with a matter. I am given, sir, secretly to understand, that your younger brother Orlando hath a disposition to come in disguis'd against me to try a fall : To-morrow, · fir, I wrestle for my credit ; and he that escapes me without some broken limb, shall acquit him well. Your brother is but young, and tender ; and, for your love, I would be loth to foil him, as I must, for mine own honour, if he come in : therefore, out of my love to you, I came hither to acquaint you withal; that either you might stay him from his intendment, or brook such disgrace well as he shall run into; in that it is a thing of his own search, and altogether against my will.
Oli. Charles, I thank thee for thy love to me, which thou shalt find, I will most kindly requite. I had myself notice of my brother's purpose herein, and have by underhand means laboured to dissuade him from it ; but he is resolute. I'll tell thee, Charles, it is the stubbornest young fellow of France ; full of ambition, an envious emulator of every man's good parts, a secret and villainous contriver against me his natural brother; therefore use thy discretion; I had as lief thou didst break his neck, as his
"fleet the time]-pass it away.
finger ; and thou wert best look to't; for if thou dost him any night disgrace, or if he do not mightily grace himself on thee, he will practise against thee by poison ; entrap thee by some treacherous device ; and never leave thee, 'till he hath ta'en thy life by some indirect means or other: for, I assure thee, and almost with tears I speak it, there is not one so young and so villainous this day living. I speak but brotherly of him ; but should I anatomize him to thee as he is, I must blush and weep, and thou must look pale and wonder.
Cha. I am heartily glad I came hither to you: If he come to-morrow, I'll give him his payment: if ever he go alone again, I'll never wrestle for prize more. And so, God keep your worship!
[Exit. Oli. Farewel good Charles. Now will I ftir this gamester: I hope, I shall see an end of him ; for my soul, yet I know not why, hates nothing more than he. Yet he's gentle ; never school'd, and yet learned ; full of noble device ; of all sorts enchantingly beloved; and, indeed, so much in the heart of the world, and especially of my own people, who best know him, that I am altogether "misprised : but it shall not be so long; this wrestler shall clear all : nothing remains, but that I ° kindle the boy thither, which now I'll go about.
s C E NE II.
Enter Rosalind and Celia.
of; and would you yet I were merrier ? Unless you could teach me to forget a banilh'd father, you must not learn me how to remember any extraordinary pleasure.
Cel. Herein, I see, thou lov'st me not with the full weight that I love thee: if my uncle, thy banished father, had banished thy uncle, the duke my father, so thou hadst been still with me, I could have taught my love to take thy father for mine ; so wouldst thou, if the truth of thy love to me were so righteously temper'd as mine is to thee.
Rof. Well, I will forget the condition of my estate, to rejoice in yours.
Cel. You know, my father hath no child but I, nor none is like to have ; and, truly, when he dies, thou shalt be his heir : for what he hath taken away from thy father perforce, I will render thee again in affection ; by mine honour, I will; and when I break that oath, let me turn monster : therefore, my sweet Rose, my dear Rose, be merry.
Roj. From henceforth I will, coz, and devise sports : let me fee ; What think you of falling in love?
Cel. Marry, I pry’thee, do, to make sport withal : but love no man in good earnest; nor no further in sport neither, than with safety of a pure blush thou may'st in honour come off again.
Rof. What shall be our sport then?
Cel. Let us fit and mock the good housewife, Fortune, from her 'wheel, that her gifts may henceforth be bestowed equally.
Rof. I would, we could do so; for her benefits are mightily misplaced : and the bountiful blind woman doch most mistake in her gifts to women.
Cel. 'Tis true: for those, that she makes fair, lhe scarce, makes honeft; and those, that she makes honest, she makes very ill-favour'dly.
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Rof. Nay, now thou goest from fortune's office to nature's ; fortune reigns in gifts of the world, not in the lineaments of nature.
Enter Touchstone, a clown. Cel. No? When nature hath made a fair creature, may she not by fortune fall into the fire ?—Though nature hath given us wit to flout at fortune, hath not fortune sent in this fool to cut off the argument ?
Rof. Indeed, there is fortune too hard for nature; when fortune makes nature's natural the cutter off of nature's wit.
Cel. Peradventure, this is not fortune's work neither, but nature's; who perceiving our natural wits too dull to reason of such goddesses, hath sent this natural for our whetstone : for always the dulness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.-How now, wit? whither wander you?
Clo. Mistress, you must come away to your father.
Clo. No, by mine honour; but I was bid to come for you.
Ref. Where learned you that oath, fool ?
Clo, Of a certain knight, that swore by his honour they were good pancakes, and swore by his honour the mustard was naught : now, I'll stand to it, the pancakes were naught, and the mustard was good ; and yet'was not the knight forsworn.
Cel. How prove you that, in the great heap of your knowledge ?
Rof. Ay, marry; now unnuzzle your wisdom.
Clo. Stand you both forth now : stroke your chins, and swear by your beards that I am a knave.
Cel. By our beards, if we had them, thou art.
Clo. By my knavery, if I had it, then I were: but if you swear by that that is not, you are not forsworn : no more
was this knight, swearing by his honour, for he never had any; or if he had, he had sworn it away, before ever he saw those pancakes or that mustard
Cel. Pr'ythee, who is't that thou mean'st ? - Clo. One that old ? Ferdinand, your father, loves.
Rof. My father's love is enough to honour him: Enough! speak no more of him ; you'll be whipp'd for 4 taxation, one of these days.
Clo. The more pity, that 'fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly. .
Cel. By my troth, thou say'st true : for since the little wit, that fools have, was silenc'd, the little foolery, that wife men have, makes a great show. Here comes Monfieur Le Beau,
Enter Le Beau. Rof. With his mouth full of news,
Cel. Which he will put on us, as pigeons feed their young.
Rol. Then shall we be news-cramm’d.
Cel. All the better ; we shall be the more marketable. Bon jour, Monsieur le Beau ; what's the news ?
Le Beau. Fair princess, you have lost much good sport.
. 9 taxation,}-lander, scandal.