Then stretching his hand, As you see Daniel stand, In the Feast of Belshazzar, that picture so grand! Without more delay, In the Hamilton way He English'd whatever the Elf had to say. "Krak kraziboo ban, I'm the Lunatick Man, Confined in the Moon since creation began Sit muggy bigog, Whom except in a fog You see with a Lanthorn, a Bush, and a Dog. "Lang sinery lear, For this many a year, I've long'd to drop in at your own little sphere, Och, pad-mad aroon Till one fine afternoon, I found that Wind-Coach on the horns of the Moon. "Cush quackery go, But, besides you must know, I'd heard of a profiting Prophet below; Big botherum blether, Who pretended to gather The tricks that the Moon meant to play with the weather. "So Crismus an crash, Being shortish of cash, I thought I'd a right to partake of the hash— Slik mizzle an smak, So I'm come with a pack, To sell to the trade, of My Own Almanack. "Fiz, bobbery pershal Besides aims commercial, Much wishing to honour my friend Sir John Herschel, Cum puddin and tame, It's inscribed to his name, Which is now at the full in celestial fame. L But here on the Stranger some Kidnappers leapt : For why? a shrewd man Had devis'd a sly plan The Wonder to grab for a show Caravan. So plotted, so done With a fight as in fun, While mock pugilistical rounds were begun, A knave who could box, And give right and left knocks, Caught hold of the Prize by his silvery locks. And hard he had fared, But the people were scared By what the Interpreter roundly declared; "You ignorant Turks! You will be your own Burkes He holds all the keys of the lunary works! |