She went to the barber's
To buy him a wig,
But when she came back,
He was dancing a jig.
She went to the tailor's
To buy him a coat,
But when she came back
He was riding a goat.

She went to the cobbler's

To buy him some shoes, But when she came back

He was reading the news.

She went to the seamstress
To buy him some linen,
But when she came back
The dog was a-spinning.

She went to the hosier's
To buy him some hose,

But when she came back

He was dress'd in his clothes.

The dame made a curtsey,
The dog made a bow;

The dame said, "Your servant."
The dog said, "Bow, wow."

Johnny shall have a new bonnet,
And Johnny shall go to the fair,
And Johnny shall have a blue ribbon
To tie up his bonny brown hair.

And why may not I love Johnny?
And why may not Johnny love me?
And why may not I love Johnny,
As well as another body?

And here's a leg for a stocking,
And here is a leg for a shoe,
And he has a kiss for his daddy,
And two for his mammy, I trow.

The cock doth crow

To let you know,

If you be wise,

"Tis time to rise.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water;

Jack fell down and broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after.