Did I forget my tale? 'twas even so: Who never could so daily shine, Did they not feed at night, and nod in sleep divine. My head I rest in dewy slumbers, Then wake, to strike with glowing numbers My plectrum to a louder theme, Where passions furious rage, and battle-fires shall gleam. FROM inward attributes we pass to action;- I love all nooks and corners, wild and lone, 1 And Tam O'Shanters watch the elfin's revel. 1 We knock down old wives' tales, and yet they spring, Buoyant as hope, and laugh our wit to scorn; Men will believe in fairy, saint, or king, And rally round the banners blanched and torn; Imagination rules where reason falters, And paints her landscapes in the loveliest hue We choose the beauteous and uphold the true. But to my facts:-Sir PIE-CRUST, in his ire, 2 First cuffed our friend, and next,-hard-hearted sinner!- As if his very sweetest was a snarl, A knotted, crabbed, cross-grained, crooked tyke, To whom, unmatched, the earth had not its like; 3 So envious was he, and so prone to steal, None but himself his meanness could reveal. 3 The cuffs passed as the idle wind, which cats regard not, But such indignity, -forgiven nor forgot,— Rankled within; most sorely was he grieved Of his habitual food to be bereaved; It did not suit his dietetic gravity, But from its centre overturned his suavity: And being, too, an erudite philosopher, -- His wisdom thought, the subject sagely treating, And viewing on all sides his piteous case, The twig he soon must hop, if thus debarred from eating. For, certes, he esteemed the uncourteous slight Dishonouring his dignity and calling ; He wondered that the sun gave forth his light, Heroical he rose, and, not to waste His moments in reflection, But once he thought, and with a break-neck haste Put the one thought in action. How his eyes glistened! aud his swelling tail Thrice on itself curled round; He gathered fury as he went, And spurned the ground; The moustache moved,—the nostrils snuffed the gale; There none might stay his rage 'till its whole force was spent. Springing a spring he sprung, and proudly cries, 4 When roused for war, the furious charge we make, And conquer Chelsea buns, or nobler wedding-cake. 5 Gods! thou shalt learn the age is come once more, When, as in Egypt, men must cats adore," And humbly make petition. 6 By my great ancestors! who, with fearless breast, Till I have battle done in this behalf; And there, as desolations strew the ground, I do not wish to stop his cachinnation, The nod fate gave, and wide those spacious jaws, All eager, opened to devour the prey; With Jove-nerved strength upraised, the mighty paws Fell ranks on ranks, and many a custard slay; |