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Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. " Sure , " replied the young man . " Any good ? How's this guy Hitchcock , anyhow ? " " Any good ? " repeated the young man pityingly . " Why , say , he's the best in the business ...
Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. " Sure , " replied the young man . " Any good ? How's this guy Hitchcock , anyhow ? " " Any good ? " repeated the young man pityingly . " Why , say , he's the best in the business ...
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... genius who once did aspire To invent an aerial flyer , When asked , " Does it go ? " Replied , " I don't know ; I'm awaiting some damphule to try ' er . " } AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 11.
... genius who once did aspire To invent an aerial flyer , When asked , " Does it go ? " Replied , " I don't know ; I'm awaiting some damphule to try ' er . " } AFTER DINNER SPEECHES A Frenchman once remarked : " The TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 11.
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... replied ; " I was asleep when it occurred . " . Proud of his knowledge of the Anglo - Saxon tongue , the youth replied : “ Ah , madam , then you will be able to prove a lullaby . ” ALIMONY " What is alimony , ma ? " " It is a man's cash ...
... replied ; " I was asleep when it occurred . " . Proud of his knowledge of the Anglo - Saxon tongue , the youth replied : “ Ah , madam , then you will be able to prove a lullaby . ” ALIMONY " What is alimony , ma ? " " It is a man's cash ...
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... replied Field , " hundreds of them . " “ Oh , do tell us about a lynching you have seen yourself , " broke in half a dozen voices at once . " Well , the night before I sailed for England , " said Field , “ I was giving a dinner at a ...
... replied Field , " hundreds of them . " “ Oh , do tell us about a lynching you have seen yourself , " broke in half a dozen voices at once . " Well , the night before I sailed for England , " said Field , “ I was giving a dinner at a ...
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... replied , " I would ad- minister the sacrament . " APPEARANCES " How fat and well your little boy looks . " “ Ah , you should never judge from appearances . He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and he has been stung by a wasp on ...
... replied , " I would ad- minister the sacrament . " APPEARANCES " How fat and well your little boy looks . " “ Ah , you should never judge from appearances . He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and he has been stung by a wasp on ...
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