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... John , that sheep are the stupidest creatures living . " HE ( absent - mindedly ) - " Yes , my lamb . " ACCIDENTS The late Dr. Henry Thayer , founder of Thayer's Laboratory in Cambridge , was walking along a street one winter morn- ing ...
... John , that sheep are the stupidest creatures living . " HE ( absent - mindedly ) - " Yes , my lamb . " ACCIDENTS The late Dr. Henry Thayer , founder of Thayer's Laboratory in Cambridge , was walking along a street one winter morn- ing ...
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... dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's speeches up will come your dinners . " Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : 12 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... dinner up will come a speech , but I warn you that if you open your mouths and drop in one of Senator Depew's speeches up will come your dinners . " Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : 12 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : " I was up in Rockland County last summer , and there was a banquet given at a country hotel . All the farmers were there and ...
Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. Mr. John C. Hackett recently told the following story : " I was up in Rockland County last summer , and there was a banquet given at a country hotel . All the farmers were there and ...
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... concluding that full information had not been given , called loudly to the conductor , then at the other end of the car : " And mother's thirty - one ! " The late John Bigelow , the patriarch of diplomats and TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 15.
... concluding that full information had not been given , called loudly to the conductor , then at the other end of the car : " And mother's thirty - one ! " The late John Bigelow , the patriarch of diplomats and TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 15.
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Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. The late John Bigelow , the patriarch of diplomats and au thors ... John , whatever induced you to buy a house in this for- saken region ? " " One of the best men in the business ...
Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. The late John Bigelow , the patriarch of diplomats and au thors ... John , whatever induced you to buy a house in this for- saken region ? " " One of the best men in the business ...
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