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PART II.

RECITATIVE accompanied.

Enough the parent's praise---see of Deceit
The fairer progeny ascends!
Evasion, nymph of agile feet,
With half-veil'd face;

Profession, whispering accents sweet,
And many a kindred Fraud attends;
Mutely dealing courtly wiles,

Fav'ring nods, and hope-fraught smiles,
A fond, amusive, tutelary race,

That guard the home-pledg'd faith of Kings---
Or, flitting light on paper wings,

Speed Eastern guile across this earthly ball,
And waft it back from Windsor to Bengal.
But chiefly thee I woo, of changeful eye,
In courts y-clept Duplicity!

Thy fond looks on mine imprinting,
(Vulgar mortals call it squinting,)
Baby, of Art and Int'rest bred,

Whom, stealing to the back-stairs' head,
In fondling arms, with cautious tread,
* Wrinkle-twinkle Jenky bore
To the baize-lin'd closet-door,

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*Wrinkle-twinkle, &c.] It must have been already observed by the sagacious reader, that our author can coin an epithet as well as a fable. Wrinkles are as frequently produced by the motion of the part as by the advance of age. The head of the distinguished personage here described, though in the prime of its faculties, has had more exercise in every sense than any head in the world. Whether he means any allusion to the war

AIR.

Sweet nymph, that liv'st unseen

Within that lov'd recess

Save when the Closet Councils press,
And juntos speak the thing they mean;
Tell me, ever-busy power,

Where shall I trace thee in that vacant hour}
Art thou content, in the sequester'd grove,
To play with hearts and vows of love?
Or, emulous of prouder sway,

Dost thou to list'ning Senates take thy way?

Thy presence let me still enjoy,

With Rose, and the lie-loving boy,

AIR.

No rogue that goes

Is like that Rose,

Or scatters such deceit :

Come to my breast

There ever rest,

Associate counterfeit !

ship of the rising sun, and imitates the Persian priests, whose grand ack of devotion is to turn round; or whether he merely thinks that the work, ing of the head in circles will give analogous effect to the species of argu ment in which he excels, we must remain in the dark; but certain it is, that whenever he reasons in public, the capital and wonderful part of the frame I am alluding to, is continually revolving upon its axis: and his eyes, as if dazzled with rays that dart on him exclusively, twinkle in their orbs at the rate of sixty twinks to one revolution. I trust I have given a rational account, and not far-fetched, both of the wrinkle and twinkle in this ingenious compound.

* No rogue that goes, &c.] The candid reader will put no improper interpretation on the word Rogue. Pretty rogue, dear rogue, &c. are terms of endearment to one sex; pleasant rogue, witty rogue, apply as familiar compliments to the other: indeed facetious rogue is the common table appellation of this gentleman in Downing Street.

PART III,

LOUD SYMPHONY.

But lo! what throngs of rival bards!
More lofty themes! more bright rewards!
See Sal'sbury, a new Apollo, sit

Pattern and arbiter of wit!

The laureate wreath hangs graceful from his wand:
Begin! he cries, and waves his whiter hand.
'Tis George's natal day---

Parnassian Pegasus, away

Grant me the more glorious steed
Of royal Brunswick breed *.

I kneel, I kneel;

And at his snowy heel,

Pindaric homage vow ;

He neighs; he bounds; I mount, I fly

The air-drawn crosier in my eye,

The visionary mitre on my brow.

Spirit of hierarchy, exalt thy rhyme,
And dedicate to George the lie sublime,

AIR for a Bishop,

+ Hither, brethren, incense bring

To the mitre-giving King;

It will be observed by the attentive reader, that the thought of mounting the Hanoverian Horse, as a Pegasus, has been employed by Mr. Dundas, in his Ode preserved in this collection. It is true, the Doctor has taken the reins out of his hands, as it was time somebody should do. But I hereby forewarm the vulgar Critic, from the poor joke of making the Doctor a horse-stealer.

+ Hither, brethren, &c.) When this Ode is performed in Westminster Abbey (as doubtless it will be), this Air is designed for the Reverend, or

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Praise him for his first donations;
Praise him for his blest translations,
Benefices, dispensations.

By the powers of a crown,
By the many made for one,
By a monarch's awful distance,
Rights divine, and non-resistance,
Honour, triumph, glory give—
Praise him in his might!

Praise him in his height!

The mighty, mighty height of his prerogative!

RECITATIVE by an Archbishop.

Orchestras, of thousands strong,

With Zadoc's zeal each note prolong

Prepare!
Prepare!

Bates gives the animating nod—
Sudden they strike-unnumber'd strings

Vibrate to the best of Kings

Eunuchs, Stentors, double basses,

Lab'ring lungs, inflated faces,

Bellows working,

Elbows jerking,

Scraping, beating,

Roaring, sweating.

rather the Right Reverend Author. The numerous bench (for there will hardly be more than three absentees) who will begin to chant the subsequent chorus from their box at the right hand of his most sacred Majesty, will have a fine effect both on the ear and eye.

Through the old Gothic roofs be the chorus rebounded,
Till Echo is deafen'd, and thunder dumb-founded:
And now another pause-and now another nod
-All proclaim a present. God!

Bishops and Lords of the Bedchamber*,

George submissive Britain sways;
Heavy Hanover obeys ;

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Lords of the Bedchamber, &c.] Candour obliges us to confess, that this designation of the performers, and in truth the following stanza, did not stand in the original copy, delivered in to the Lord Chamberlain's Office. Indeed, Signor Delpini had his doubts as to the legality of admitting it, notwithstanding Mr. Rose's testimony, that it was actually and bonâ fide composed with the rest of the Ode, and had only accidentally fallen into the same drawer of Mr. Pitt's bureau in which he had lately mislaid Mr. Gibbins's nute. Mr. Banks's testimony was also solicited to the same effect; but he had left off vouching for the present session. Mr. Pepper Arden, indeed, with the most intrepid liberality, engaged to find authority for it in the statutes at large; on which Signor Delpini, with his usual terseness of repartee, instantly exclaimed, Ha! ha! ha! However, the difficulty was at length obviated by an observation of the noble Lord who presided, that in the case of the King versus Atkinson, the House of Lords had established the right of judges to amend a record, as Mr. Quarme had informed his Lordship immediately after hia having voted for that decision.

Here end Mr. Robinson's notes.

"A present God,
"Heavy Hanover,

Abject Commons," &c.

The imitation will be obvious to the classical reader:

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All the editors of Horace have hitherto read adjectis Britannis. Our author, as sound a critic as a divine, suo periculo, makes the alteration of a single letter, and thereby gives a new and peculiar force to the applica

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