Once a white wand, like thine, my father bore: But now, alas! that white wand is no more! Yet though his pow'r be fled, Nor Bailiff wait his nod nor Gaoler; Bright honour still adorns the head How my little heart would glow, My gracious King would say, Arise, SIR MICHAEL ANGELO! O happiest day, that brings the happiest Knight! III. Thee, too, my fluttering Muse invokes, Thy guardian aid I beg, Thou great ASSESSOR, fam'd for jokes, For jokes of face and leg! So may I oft thy stage-box grace, (The first in beauty as in place,) And smile responsive to thy changeful face! For say, renowned mimic, say, Did e'er a merrier crowd obey Thy laugh-provoking summons, Than, with fond glee, enraptur'd sit, I entertain the Commons? Lo! how I shine St. Stephen's boast! There, fust of Chicks, I rule the roast! There I appear Pitt's Chanticleer, The Bantam Cock in opposition! Or, like a hen With watchful ken, Sit close, and hatch-the Irish Propositions! IV. Behold, for this great day of pomp and pleasure, Delight the times, And coax the Chamberlain, and charm the Court! Hence, ye weak warblers of the rival lays! With somewhat more of sound retention* ! O! if I well have chirp'd your brood among, "I beg that gentlemen may take their places!" *No reflection on the organization of Mr. Gilbert's brain is intended here; but rather a pathetic reflection on the continual Diabetes of so great a Member! Didactic Muse, be thine to state The rules that harmonize debate! THINE, mighty CLIO, to resound from far, "The door! the door!--the bar! the bar!" Stout Pearson damns around at her dread word;~ "Sit down!" cries Clementson, and grasps his silver sword. V. But lo! where Pitt appears to move Some new resolve of hard digestion ! Wake then, my Muse, thy gentler notes of love, And in persuasive numbers, "put the Question." The question's gain'd!--the Treasury-Bench rejoice! "All hail, thou least of men" (they cry), with mighty voice! -Blest sounds! my ravish'd eye surveys Ideal Ermine, fancied Bays! Wrapt in St. Stephen's future scenes, I sit perpetual chairman of the Ways and Means! Cease, cease, ye Bricklayer crew, my sire to praise, His mightier offspring claims immortal lays! The father climb'd the ladder, with a hod; The son, like General Jackoo, jumps alone, by God! NUMBER XII. ODE, By MAJOR JOHN SCOTT, M. P. &c. &c. I. WHY does the loitering sun retard his wain, There Bisnagar, There Oude and proud Bahar, in joy confederate. II. Curs'd be the clime, and curs'd the laws, that lay 2 Thy chest is stout, thy back is broad- Thou 'rt witty, as thou'rt fair! III. North of the Drawing-room a closet stands: Heav'ns! how each word with joy Caermarthen takes! With innate wiles, How do thy tricks of state, Great GEORGE, abound! So in thy Hampton's mazy ground, Winding runs th' eternal round. Perplex'd, involv'd, each thought bewilder'd moves; In short, quick turus the gay confusion roves ; Contending themes th' embarrass'd listener baulk, Lost in the labyrinths of the devious talk! |