Cor. [Putting on his Mask, and turning to MEL. Stay thy paws, Courageous beast; else, lo! the Gorgon's skull, Than gunpowder and garlic. If the fates [Exit, with the Pole-axe. Mel. This friend and I will walk, and gabble wisely. Cor. I allow the motion; on! [Takes off his Mask. Mel. So politicians thrive, That with their crabbed faces, and sly tricks, Legerdemain, ducks, cringes, formal beards, Crisp'd hairs, and punctual cheats, do wriggle in Their heads first, like a fox, to rooms of state; Then the whole body follows. Cor. Then they fill Lordships; steal women's hearts; with them and theirs The world runs round; yet these are square men still." The world turns round; yet these are square men still.] The play of words between round and square is not of a very exquisite kind, but it does well enough for Corax. By square he means just, unimpeachable. Mel. There are none poor, but such as engross offices. Cor. None wise, but unthrifts, bankrupts, beggars, rascals. Mel. The hangman is a rare physician. Cor. That's not so good; (Aside.) it shall be granted. Mel. All The buzz of drugs, and minerals and simples, Cor. Fix the knot Right under the left ear. Mel. Sirrah, make ready. Cor. Yet do not be so sudden; grant me leave, To give a farewell to a creature long Absented from me: 'tis a daughter, sir, Snatch'd from me in her youth, a handsome girl; She comes to ask a blessing. Mcl. Pray, where is she? I cannot see her yet. Cor. She makes more haste In her quick prayers than her trembling steps, Which many griefs have weaken'd. Mel. Cruel man! How canst thou rip a heart that's cleft already With injuries of time?-Whilst I am frantic, As balls of wildfire may be safely touch'd, Or memory of my misfortunes past: Then are my griefs struck home, when they're reclaim'd To their own pity of themselves.-Proceed; Cor. I cannot tell you, 'Tis now out of my head again; my brains Are crazy; I have scarce slept one sound sleep These twelve months. Mel. 'Las, poor man! canst thou imagine To prosper in the task thou tak'st in hand, By practising a cure upon my weakness, And yet be no physician for thyself? Go, go! turn over all thy books once more, And learn to thrive in modesty; for impudence Does least become a scholar. A kind of learned fool. Cor. I do confess it. Thou'rt a fool, Mel. If thou canst wake with me, forget to eat, Renounce the thought of greatness, tread on fate, Sigh out a lamentable tale of things, Done long ago, and ill done; and, when sighs Are wearied, piece up what remains behind With weeping eyes, and hearts that bleed to death; Thou shalt be a companion fit for me, And we will sit together, like true friends, Cor. What new crochet next? There is so much sense in this wild distraction, That I am almost out of my wits too, To see and hear him: some few hours more Spent here, would turn me apish, if not frantic. Re-enter MELEANDER with CLEOPHILA. Mel. In all the volumes thou hast turn'd, thou man Of knowledge, hast thou met with any rarity, The model of the heavens, the earth, the waters, Strike all comparison into a silence. We must be wise sometimes. What would you with her? Cor. I with her? nothing by your leave, sir, I; It is not my profession. Mel. You are saucy, And, as I take it, scurvy in your sauciness, And then some charitable soul will take thee The time cannot be long. Cleo. I do beseech you, Sir, as you love your health, as you respect My safety, let not passion overrule you. Mel. It shall not; I am friends with all the world. Get me some wine; to witness that I will be An absolute good fellow, I will drink with thee. Cor. Have you prepared his Cleo. It is in readiness. cup? [Aside to CLEO. Enter CUCULUS and GRILLA. Cuc. By your leave, gallants, I come to speak with a young lady, as they say, the old Trojan's daughter of the house. Mel. Your business with my lady-daughter, toss-pot? |