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On black ground Pennsylvania coal miners obey admiralty laws for
hidden within the walls of malls lives a Roman deity of screw balls
Upon hallowed plots Pennsylvania's ministers praise common laws
but far below the stalls in malls are 666 patron saints of screw balls
Above ground coal miners obey admiralty laws but underground in
masonical halls mit dolls are U.M.W.'s patriotically-red cruel claws
Parkinson's hypokinetical rigid syndrome pulls Linda Ronstadt free
to fire hospice ovens on diesel fuel, polystyrene & tinder constantly
Since hefty Linda's condition was mildly diagnosed as syndromical
she's maintained a stiff upper lip for farting at crap deemed comical
'cause Hershey Highway-ridin' Jerry Brown screwed hetero-erotical
like the time arse Jerry Brown turd behaved vaguely hetero-erotical
like when queer-praisin' Jerry Brown turd schtupped hetero-erotical
like the night unwiped-ass Jerry Brown turd humped hetero-erotical
like the time raunchy arse Jerry Brown turd humped hetero-erotical
like when queer-baiting Jerry Brown turd schtupped hetero-erotical
like the time tricky-dick Jerry Brown turd schtupped hetero-erotical
for booze enemas made Bill McKinley's state more cryptographical
from a bad case of diarrhea that trotted towards the nympholeptical
in sing-along songs longer than over-done operas overtly operatical
that somehow draw parallels that ain't Manson Family congenerical
I hurled puke as churlish, Polynesical squaws vomited spoken lines
from monkeyhood to manhood via monkeyshines for broken spines
Sue wouldn't mistake my army boot for a tennis shoe nor repeat the
Ted Bundy snafu: I love you & want to bury you, I mean marry you
Bad train derailments are too common where an icy rail jogs whilst
Alaskan searchers can't find Earl Warren Commission's Hale Boggs
whose airplane crashed 'cause he didn't like cereals called Kellogg's
Special K that constipates whales so as to stiffen inner whale clogs,
intestinal obstructions & Nile fever among thoroughbred male dogs
& grade-A Cornish CX meat kings, Wagyū cows & large, pale hogs
that forage like Pinoys through rancid garbage & gnaw on trail logs
in a drunken torpor, stupefied from cheap-skate, Cebu bar ale grogs
served by Turkic, skinny-dipping gals in whom a red-love well sogs
as the aura of heaven brightens & clarifies, the haziness of hell fogs
& toxifies quagmires & streams killin' mountain toads & vale frogs
in a world that forced Joan Crawford to fight tough guy & gal trogs
wainwrights know hubs'll spin freely for folks who do not nail cogs
down while steadily puking egg triumphant nogs over egg fail nogs
My bones are big, metabolism is slow & prostate is retention-proof
on this structurally-sound, adequately-trussed, high-suspension roof
After a busy Sabbath-mistaken Sunday I beheld lunar-dead monday
like would a college student slaughtered by electrocuted Ted Bundy
in the presence of a priest diseased from a Loredo beet-red-nun date
America worships the highest-rankin' Catholic like an unfed prelate
who howls Bud Abbott rabid & acts more dumber than Dick Cavett
whose attenuatin' emotions are their strangest in bakers' bun classes
beyond the old-dirt-road remissions of a patsy in fakers' sun glasses
among true adherents & sad congregants poking Quakers' fun asses
while disseminatin' heresy to gun-grabbers at the pope's gun masses
like heretic John Pope had at Bull Run's Second Battle of Manassas
 

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Elizabeth, all they say about your failings may be correct, BUT your core idea is true and Godly, and God will bless you for writing it. Write to me at founderchurch@gmail.com and I will help you reprint this in a better format. Don't let these scum bags drag you down. Likely not one of them has ever even attempted to write a book, so you are above them all in that regard alone.  

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I AM SO GLAD I DISCOVERED THIS BOOK> IT HAS TAUGHT ME THAT SEX IS FOR PROCREATION ONLY**AND THAT MASTURBATING IS AKIN TO MURDERING MILLIONS OF PRIESTHOOD C HILDREN> AT A MERE $150 PRICE THIS BOOK IS A REAL BARGAIN AND SHOULD BE IN ANY CHRISTIAN FAMILY;S LIBRARY>>>
MORE IMPORTANTLY IT HAS TAUGHT ME THE JOYS OF CAPS LOCK> ALL PRAISE JESUS!! PRAISE CAPS LOCK!!
 

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The fact that it's written in CAPS LOCK and that the author's own name is misspelt should have given you enough information to make your own judgement.

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Silence Harlot of Satan!
"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law."
1 Corinthians 14:34 

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Witness the wonders of self-publishing and the CAPS LOCK key!
(for the LORD~)

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The author demonstrates that the educational system in which she was raised has failed her. She clearly has no ability to form comprehensible sentences or use the most rudimentary grammar.
She
is incapable of delivering her argument in a manner that could convince anyone of its validity. In fact, the only message that rung true to me was that her parents clearly should have used birth control to save us from this drivel.
I give it zero stars! She'd have to pay me the $135.00 to try to wade through this nonsensical example of illiteracy.
 

Review: Birth Control Is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and Also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!

User Review  - Kelly (Flaming Panda of Fury #1) - Goodreads

EDIT: So I just read through the synopsis again, AND I HAVE SOME SHIZZ TO SAY. Those quotes that she's got from the Bible... I just can't. Aside from what she's quoted being totally incorrect, the ... Read full review

Review: Birth Control Is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and Also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!

User Review  - MonsterReader - Goodreads

This book has made me lose all my hope I've ever had in the human race. Read full review

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