E. Pal. These covenants, knight, will never be Than did the cedar roots, that danced to Orphe observed; I'll sue the forfeiture, leave you so poor, villagers, They churn still, keep their dairies, and lay up Am. What? penny gleek 24 I hope's In the box, bating for candles that were burnt Thwack. He doth indeed; Poor country madams, they're in subjection still; To knit socks for their cloven feet. E. Pal. And when these tyrant husbands, too, (As they have still the impudence to live long) With mother Spectacle, the curate's wife, Am. And in the days of joy and triumpli, sir, Am. Do they not pour their wine too from Or small gilt cruce, like orange-water kept Lucy. And when a stranger comes, send sere By moon-shine, for another pint? E. Pal. All these indeed are heavy truths Do you, the exemplar madams of the town? Thwack. And then reserve your age, E. Pal. If rich, you come to court, there lear to be At charge to teach your paraquetoes French, Thwack. But if you're poor, Like wanton monkeys chained from fruit, Lucy. Rose vinegar to wash that ruffians mouth! Am. They come to live here by their wits let them use them. Lucy. They have so few, and those they spend so fast, They will leave none remaining to maintain them E. Pal. But if you'll needs marry, Thwack. I would no more doubt to enjoy Am. You would not? Thwack. But look to your old widows; 24 Gleek-A game at cards, now entirely disus'd. The manner of playing at it may be seen in The Complete Gamester, &c. 2d edit. 1680, chap. 6. p. 64, 25 [AMPLE takes Elder PALLATINE apart. Am. Pray, sir, allow me but your ear aside. Though this rude Clim i' the Clough presume, In his desires more than his strength can justify, You should have nobler kindness than to think All ladies relish of an appetite, Bad as the worst your evil chance hath found. E. Pal. All are alike to me; at least, I'll make Them so, with thin persuasions, and a short Expence of time. Am. Then I have cast away My sight; my eyes have look'd themselves into A strong disease: but they shall bleed for it. E. Pal. Troth lady mine, I find small remedy. Am. Why came you hither, sir? She that shall sigh Her easy spirits into wind for you, Must not have hope the kindness of your breath Will e'er recover her. Lucy. What do I hear? Hymen defend ! But three good corners to your little heart, And two already broiling on love's altar! Does this become her, Ginet? speak. Gin. As age, and half a smock would become Enter ENGINE. Eng. It lies here, gentlemen. E. Pal. There needs small summons, we are We will receive no letters, we, though sent Thwack. Nor no message, From the old widow your mother, (if you Have one) no, though she send for me when she Is giving up her testy ghost; and lies Half drowned in rheum, those floods of rheum ią which Her maids do daily dive to seek the teeth [Exeunt ENGINE, Elder PALLATINE, THWACK. Lucy. 'Las! good old gentleman, We shall see him shortly in as many night-caps Am. Are they gone, Luce? Lucy. Not like the hours, for they'll return again Ere long; O you carried your false love rarely! And intends you for the very next bit Am. Luce, I have a thousand thoughts More than a kerchief can keep in: quick girl, | Let us consult, and thou shalt find what silly snipes These witty gentlemen shall prove, and in And walk with my petticoat tucked up like [Exeunt. Enter Younger PALLATINE, MEAGER, Pert, the two last being new clothed. Y. Pal. Don Meager, and Don Pert, you neither found These embroidered skins in your mother's womb: Surely nature's wardrobe is not thus laced? Pert. We flourish, Pall, by the charter of thy smiles, A little magnifyed with show, and thought Mea. The chamber's bravely hung! 25 Clim i' the Clough.-See the ballad in Dr Percy's collection. S. 26 Almainy.i. e. Germany. S. Prepared all from our numbered pence; if it Mea. If I have more left to maintain a large stomach, And a long bladder, than one comely shilling, Y. Pal. Do you suspect my prophecies, Pert. Pall, no suspicions, Pall; but we that embark Our whole stock in one vessel, would be glad Mea. How fares the intelligence? Y. Pal. I left them at the Lady Ample's house; This street they needs must pass, if they reach home. Pert. O I would fain project 'gainst the old knight; Can we not share him too? Y. Pal. This wheel must move Q' the file will smooth him fit to be screwed up. Enter THWACK, Elder PALLATINE. E. Pal. Thou hast not the art of patient leisure, to Attend the aptitude of things; wouldst thou Thwack. But, Pallatine, I do not find I have [PERT and MEAGER take Elder PALLATINE aside. Y. Pal. Now my fine Pert! Pert. Sir, we have business for your ear; it And wisdom i' the delivery; you Dismiss that gentleman. should E. Pal. A young lady! good! All the best stars in the firmament are mine. In the city, and be hanged for a tavern bush! So close into their wool, as they would spin For none but their dear selves? I hear them name a lady. E. Pal. You heard them say then, she was young, and what Our covenants are, remember. She left her worm-seed, and her coral whistle E. Pal. Morglay, our covenants is all I ask. Thwack. May be she hath a mind to me; for there's A reverend humour in the blood, which thou Ne'er knew'st; perhaps she would have boys begot Should be delivered with long beards; till thou Arrive at my full growth, thou❜lt yield the world Nought above dwarf or page. E. Pal. Our covenants still, I cry! Thwack. Faith, I'll stride my mule to-morrow, and away To the homely village in the north. Thwack. Alas, these silly covenants, you know, E. Pal. But what success canst thou expect, since we have Not yet enjoyed the city a full day? man, And let me singly manage this adventure, Thwack. We'll equally enjoy Virgin, wife, and widow, the younger kerchief with The aged hood. E. Pal. What I have said if I had leisure now Issue, that when our money's spent, we may [Exit THWACK. I have obeyed you, gentlemen; no ears E. Pal. Hard by! Pert. So near, that if your lungs be good, You may spit thither: that is the house. E. Pal. These appear gentlemen, E. Pal. Gentlemen, if you please, lead me no I have so little faith to believe this Pert. Sir, you shall see this upper room is E. Pal. With cobwebs, sir, and those so large Catch and ensnare dragons instead of flies, Norman spiders, that came in with the Con queror. Mea. This chamber will refresh your eyes, when you Have cause to enter it. [Leads him to look in between the Hangings. E. Pal. A bed and canopy! There's show of entertainment there indeed; Their warm wishes, and not take cold: But, gentlemen, How comes the rest of this blind house so naked, So ruinous, and deformed? Pert. Pray, sir, sit down: If you have seen aught strange, or fit for wonder, In pursuit of your love. She hath good fame, E. Pal. Excuse my courage, gentlemen; good faith I am not hold enough to think you so. Pert. Nor will you yet be woo'd to such mistake. E. Pal. Not all the art nor flattery you have, Can render you to my belief worse than Myself. Panders and bawds! good gentlemen, I shall be angry if you persuade me to So vile a thought. Pert. Sir, you have cause, And in good faith if you should think us such, We would make bold to cut that slender throat. E. Pal. How, sir? Pert. That very throat through which the lusty And savoury morsel in the gamester's dish, Mea. Sir, it should open wide as the widest oyster I'the Venetian lake. E. Pal. Gentlemen, it should. It is a throat I can so little hide In such a cause, that I would whet your razor for't On my own shoc. Pert. Enough, you shall know all: So much o'ermastered by her blood, we fear E. Pal. 'Twere pity, faith, she should be cast away. Pert. You have a soft and blessed heart; and to Prevent so sad a period of her sweet breath, Ourselves, this house, the habit of this room, The bed within, and your fair person, we 27 Squires of the placket.-A squire of the placket seems to be a cant term for a pimp. A placket does not signify a petticoat in general, but only the aperture therein. See Mr Amner's note on Shakespeare's King Lear, A. 3. S. 4. Cannot be given; though you were in compass Pert. Alas, we drew our arrow but by aim. E. Pal. Sure, gentlemen, I can, serve, If books penn'd with a clean and wholesome spirit And soft Indian plumb. Meager, what news? Have any might to edify; would they Were here! Mea. What, sir? E. Pal. A small library, Which I am wont to make companion to Pert. Have they not names? E. Pal. A pill to purge phlebotomy,30-A bal samum For the spiritual back,-A lozenge against lust; store Her to her health and quiet peace, I hope [Points to the Bed within. 28 The Alps.-The 4to reads aspes. Enter MEAGER. Mea. Laid, gently laid; he is all virgin, sure, From the crown of's head, to his very navel. Y. Pal. Where are his breeches? speak; his hatband too; 'Tis of grand price, the stones are rosial, and Of the white rock. Mea. I hung them purposely Aside, they are all within my reach: shall I in? Y. Pal. Soft; softly, my false fiend; remember, rogue, You tread on glasses, eggs, and gouty toes.[MEAGER takes out his Hat and Breeches, the pockets and hatband rifled; they throw them in again. Mea. Hold, Pall; the exchequer is thine own: we will Divide when thou art gracious and well pleased. Y. Pal. All gold! the stalls of Lombard-street poured into a purse! 29 Aretine. An Italian poet, whose works were accompanied by lewd prints, of which he was the inventor. They are mentioned in The Muse's Looking Glass, vol. 9. p. 204. 30 A Pill to purge, &c.-In the folio edition these lines were altered in this manner : "A pill to purge the pride of pagan patches, A lozenge for the lust of loytring love, And balsams for the bites of Babel's beast: |