PREFACE. S the Old Year neared its ending, Mr. Punch a vision had, Strangely mingling many matters, old and new, and grave and glad. Then-O Gates of Horn and Ivory! is your world without a plan ?- He is sleek and he is rosy, no emaciated Shade, Like MERLATTI, JAQUES, or Succi, members of the strange new trade. Muttera humbug-hating PUNCHIUS, and his ardent optics flash. "Could they now, the charlatans, contrive to teach the famished poor 6 "Then the dolts might do some service. But their abstinence from grub ?- And he showed a flask in which a liquor bright did bead and blink. "PUNCH'S SPIRIT-ESSENCE" gleamed in golden letters on the label. "Yours is such a Christmas Present as no man save you could give! "Yet an undertone too hopeless mars the music's golden chimes, Punch, though often shocked and saddened, is not down upon his luck. I'm not given wholly up to rhapsodies of wild regret. "Still I doubt not through the ages one unceasing purpose runs,' Still, though you have turned it up, I hold we're better than the Huns. "They had not a PUNCH,' my Poet, nor a Laureate like you. Bard, your latest lay, though lovely, is a bit too black and blue. "Hopeless, because placemen babble, and some men are merely brutes? Bah! The Corybantes' clangour should not drown Arcadia's flutes. "AMY maddened you when young, DEMOS distracts your riper age. Must you grip the scourge of RUSKIN, ape CARLYLE's dyspeptic rage? "Cast the poison from your bosom, cast the madness from your brain,' Read your PUNCH and puff your pipe; ALFRED will be himself again. "Take the tip from this plump Faster! Pure Punch-Essence is enough. It will quicken life and purge the bosom from all perilous stuff. "With its sweetness wet your whistle. And, lest short of it you run, Take, and both your stores replenish, PUNCH's Volume Ninety-One!!! |