Says the pieman to Simple Simon, “Shew me first your penny.” Says Simple Simon to the pieman, “ Indeed I have not any." Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale ; All the water he had got Was in his mother's pail. Simple Simon went to look If plums grew on a thistle ; poor Simon whistle. Then Simple Simon went a-hunting, For to catch a hare; He rode on a goat about the street, But could not find one there. Simon made a great snow-ball, And brought it in to roast; He laid it down before the fire, And soon the ball was lost. And Simon he would honey eat Out of the mustard-pot; That was all the good he got. He went to ride a spotted cow, That had got a little calf; She threw him down upon the ground, And made all the people laugh. He went to shoot a wild duck, But wild duck flew away; Says Simple Simon, “ I can't hit him, Because he will not stay.” THE FROG WHO WOULD A-WOOING GO. A Frog he would a-wooing go, Sing heigho says Rowley, Whether his mother would let him or no. With a rowley powley gammon and spinach, So off he march'd with his opera hat, Heigho says Rowley, And on the way he met with a rat; With a rowley powley, &c. And when they came to mouse's hall, Heigho says Rowley, They gave a loud knock, and they gave a loud call. With a rowley powley, &c. |