2 Lord. I have delivered it an hour since: there is something in't that stings his nature; for, on the reading it, he changed almost into another man. of her last breath, and now she sings in heaven. 2 Lord. How is this justified? 1 Lord. The stronger part of it by her own letters; which makes her story true, even to the point of her death: her death itself, which could not be her office to say, is come, was faithfully confirmed by the rector of the place. 2 Lord. Hath the count all this intelligence? 1 Lord. Ay, and the particular confirmations, point from point, to the full arming of the verity. 2 Lord. I am heartily sorry, that he'll be glad of this. 1 Lord. How mightily, sometimes, we make us comforts of our losses! 2 Lord. And how mightly, some other times, we drown our gain in tears! The great dignity, that his valour hath here acquired for him, shall at home be encountered with a shame as ample. 1 Lord. The web of our life is of a mingled 1 Lord. He has much worthy blame laid upon nim, for shaking off so good a wife, and so sweet yarn, good and ill together; our virtues would be proud, if our faults whipped them not; and our a lady. 2 Lord. Especially he hath incurred the ever-crimes would despair, if they were not cherish'd by our virtues.lasting displeasure of the king, who had even tuned his bounty to sing happiness to him. I will tell you a thing, but you shall let it dwell darkly with you. 1 Lord. When you have spoken it, 'tis dead, and I am the grave of it. Enter a Servant. How now? where's your master? Serv. He met the duke in the street, sir, of whom he hath taken a solemn leave; his lordship 2 Lord. He hath perverted a young gentlewo-will next morning for France. The duke hath of man here in Florence, of a most chaste renown; fered him letters of commendations to the king. and this night he fleshes his will in the spoil of her 2 Lord. They shall be no more than needful honour: he hath given her his monumental ring, there, if they were more than they can commend. and thinks himself made in the unchaste composi tion. Enter Bertram. 1 Lord. Now, God delay our rebellion; as we 1 Lord. They cannot be too sweet for the king's are ourselves, what things are we! tartness. Here's his lordship now. How now, my 2 Lord. Merely our own traitors. And as in the lord, is't not after midnight? common course of all treasons, we still see them Ber. I have to-night despatched sixteen busireveal themselves, till they attain to their abhorred nesses, a month's length a piece, by an abstract of ends; so he, that in this action contrives against success: I have conge'd with the duke, done my his own nobility, in his proper stream o'erflows adieu with his nearest; buried a wife, mourned for himself. 2 her; writ to my lady mother, I am returning; en 1 Lord. Is it not meant damnable in us, to be tertained my convoy; and, between these main trumpeters of our unlawful intents? We shall not parcels of despatch, effected many nicer needs; then have his company to-night? the last was the greatest, but that I have not 2 Lord. Not till after midnight; for he is dieted ended yet. to his hour. Lord. That approaches apace: I would gladly nave him see his company anatomized; that he might take a measure of his own judgments, wherein so curiously he had set this counterfeit. 2 Lord. We will not meddle with him till he come; for his presence must be the whip of the other. 1 Lord. In the mean time, what hear you of these wars? 2 Lord. I hear, there is an overture of peace. 1 Lord. Nay, I assure you, a peace concluded. 2 Lord. What will count Rousillon do then? will he travel higher, or return again into France? 1 Lord. I perceive, by this demand, you are not altogether of his council. 2 Lord. Let it be forbid, sir! so should I be a great deal of his act. 1 Lord. Sir, his wife, some two months since, fled from his house: her pretence is a pilgrimage to Saint Jaques le grand; which holy undertaking, with most austere sanctimony, she accomplished: and, there residing, the tenderness of her nature became as a prey to her grief; in fine, made a groan 2 Lord. If the business be of any difficulty, and this morning your departure hence, it requires haste of your lordship. Ber. I mean, the business is not ended, as fearing to hear of it hereafter: But shall we have this dialogue between the fool and the soldier ?Come, bring forth this counterfeit module; he has deceived me, like a double-meaning prophesier. 2 Lord. Bring him forth: [Exeunt Soldiers.] he has sat in the stocks all night, poor gallant knave. Ber. No matter; his heels have deserv'd it, in usurping his spurs so long. How does he carry himself? 1 Lord. I have told your lordship already: the stocks carry him. But, to answer you as you would be understood; he weeps, like a wench that had shed her milk: he hath confessed himself to Morgan, whom he supposes to be a friar, from the time of his remembrance, to this very instant disaster of his setting i' the stocks: And what think you he hath confessed? Ber. Nothing of me, has he? 2 Lord. His confession is taken, and it shall be read to his face: if your lordship be in't, as, I be (4) For companion. (5) Model, pattern. (6) An allusion to the degradation of a knight by hacking off his spurs. lieve you are, you must have the patience to not possible, with well-weighing sums of gold, to hear it. corrupt him to a revolt. What say you to this? what do you know of it? Re-enter Soldiers, with Parolles. Ber. A plague upon him! muffled! he can say nothing of me; hush! hush! 1 Lord. Hoodman comes!- Porto tartarossa. say without 'em? Par. I will confess what I know without constraint; if ye pinch me like a pasty, I can say no note. Par. An truly, as I hope to live. 1 Sold. First demand of him how many horse the duke is strong. What say you to that? Par. Five or six thousand; but very weak and unserviceable: the troops are all scattered, and the commanders very poor rogues, upon my reputation and credit, and as I hope to live. 1 Sold, Shall I set down your answer so? Par. Do; I'll take the sacrament on't, how and which way you will. Ber. All's one to him. What a past-saving slave is this! 1 Lord. You are deceived, my lord; this is monsieur Parolles, the gallant militarist, (that was his own phrase,) that had the whole theoric' of war in the knot of his scarf, and the practice in the chape of his dagger. 2 Lord. I will never trust a man again, for keeping his sword clean; nor believe he can have every hing in him, by wearing his apparel neatly. 1 Sold. Well, that's set down. Par. Five or six thousand horse, I said,-I will say true, or thereabouts, set down,-for I'll speak truth. 1 Lord. He's very near the truth in this. Par. I beseech you, let me answer to the particular of the intergatories: Demand them singly. 1 Sold. Do you know this captain Dumain? Par. I know him: he was a botcher's 'prentice the sheriff's fool with child; a dumb innocent, in Paris, from whence he was whipped for getting that could not say him, nay. [Dumain lifts up his hand in anger. Ber. Nay, by your leave, hold your hands; though I know, his brains are forfeit to the next title that falls. 1 Sold. Well, is this captain in the duke of Florence's camp? Par. Upon my knowledge, he is, and lousy. 1 Lord. Nay, look not so upon me; we shall hear of your lordship anon. 1 Sold. What is his reputation with the duke? Par. The duke knows him for no other but a poor officer of mine; and writ to me this other day, to turn him out o' the band: I think, I have his letter in my pocket. 1 Sold. Marry, we'll search. Par. In good sadness, I do not know; either it is there, or it is upon a file, with the duke's other letters, in my tent. it 1 Sold. Here 'tis ; here's a paper? Shall I read 1 Lord. Excellently. 1 Sold. Dian. The count's a fool, and full of gold, advertisement to a proper maid in Florence, one Par. That is not the duke's letter, sir; that is an Diana, to take heed of the allurement of one count Rousillon, a foolish idle boy, but, for all that, very ruttish: I pray you, sir, put it up again. 1 Sold. Nay, I'll read it first, by your favour. Par. My meaning in't, protest, was very Ber. But I con him no thanks for't, in the na- honest in the behalf of the maid: for I knew the ture he delivers it. Par. Poor rogues, I pray you, say. 1 Sold. Well, that's set down. Par. I humbly thank you, sir: a truth's a truth, the rogues are marvellous poor. 1 Sold. Demand of him, of what strength they are afoot. What say you to that. young count to be a dangerous and lascivious boy; who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds. Ber. Damnable, both sides rogue! 1 Sold. When he swears oaths, bid him drop After he scores, he never pays the score: gold, and take it; Half won, is match well made; match, and well make it ;" Par. By my troth, sir, if I were to live this present hour, I will tell true. Let me see: Spurio a hundred and fifty, Sebastian so many, Corambus He ne'er pays after-debts, take it before; so many, Jaques so many; Guiltian, Cosmo, Lodo-And say, a soldier, Dian, told thee this, wick, and Gratii, two hundred fifty each: mine Men are to mell with, boys are not to kiss: own company, Chitopher, Vaumond, Bentii, two For count of this, the count's a fool, I know it, hundred and fifty each: so that the muster-file, Who pays before, but not when he does owe it. rotten and sound, upon my life, amounts not to fifThine, as he vow'd to thee in thine ear, PAROLLES. teen thousand poll; half of which dare not shake the snow from off their cassocks,3 lest they shake Ber. He shall be whipped through the army, win themselves to pieces. this rhyme in his forehead. Ber. What shall be done to him. 1 Lord. Nothing, but let him have thanks. Demand of him my conditions, and what credit I have with the duke. 2 Lord. This is your devoted friend, sir, the manifold linguist, and the armipotent soldier." Ber. I could endure any thing before but a cat, and now he's a cat to me. 1 Sold. Well, that's set down. You shall demand of him, whether one captain Dumain be iwe shall be fain to hang you. the camp, a Frenchman; what his reputation is 1 Sold. I perceive, sir, by the general's looks, Par. My life, sir, in any case: not that I am with the duke, what his valour, honesty, and ex-afraid to die; but that, my offences being many, pertness in wars; or whether he thinks, it were would repent out the remainder of nature: let me (+) Theory. (2) The point of the scabbard. Cassock then signified a horseman's loose coat. (5) For interrogatories. (6) A natural fool. (7) i. e. A match well made is half won; make your match therefore but make it well. live, sir, in a dungeon, i' the stocks, or any where, so I may live. of all your friends. [Unmuffling him. So, look about you; Know you any here? 1 Sold. We'll see what may be done, so you con- 2 Lord. God bless you, captain Parolles. 1 Lord. Good captain, will you give me a copy professes not keeping of oaths; in breaking them, of the sonnet you writ to Diana in behalf of the count he is stronger than Hercules. He will lie, sir, with Rousillon? an I were not a very coward, I'd compel such volubility, that you would think truth were a it of you; but fare you well. [Exe. Ber. Lords, &c. fool: drunkenness is his best virtue; for he will be 1 Sold. You are undone, captain: all but you swine-drunk; and in his sleep he does little harm, scarf, that has a knot on't yet. save to his bed-clothes about him; but they know Par. Who cannot be crushed with a plot? his conditions, and lay him in straw. I have but 1 Sold. If you could find out a country where little more to say, sir, of his honesty : he has every but women were that had received so much shame, thing that an honest man should not have; what you might begin an impudent nation. Fare you an honest man should have, he has nothing." well, sir; I am for France too; we shall speak of 1 Lord. I begin to love him for this. you there. Ber. For this description of thine honesty? A pox upon him for me, he is more and more a cat. [Exit. Par. Yet am I thankful: if my heart were great, Twould burst at this: Captain I'll be no more; But I will eat and drink, and sleep as soft 1 Sold. What say you to his expertness in war? Par. Faith, sir, he has led the drum before the As captain shall: simply the thing I am English tragedians,-to belie him, I will not,-and Shall make me live. Who knows himself a braggart, more of his soldiership I know not; except, in that Let him fear this; for it will come to pass, country, he had the honour to be the officer at a place there call'd Mile-end, to instruct for the doubling of files: I would do the man what honour I can, but of this I am not certain. 1 Lord. He hath out-villained villany so far that the rarity redeems him. Ber. A pox on him! he's a cat still. That every braggart shall be found an ass. [Exit. SCENE IV.-Florence. A room in the Widow's house. Enter Helena, Widow, and Diana. Hel. That you may well perceive I have not wrong'd you, 1 Sold. His qualities being at this poor price, I Shall be my surety; 'fore whose throne, 'tis needful 1 Sold. What's his brother, the other captain Time was, I did him a desired office, Dumain? 2 Lord. Why does he ask him of me? 1 Sold.at's he? Dear almost as his life; which gratitude Through flinty Tartar's bosom would peep forth, And answer, thanks: I duly am inform'd, Par. E'en a crow of the same nest; not altogether His grace is at Marseilles; to which place so great as the first in goodness, but greater a great We have convenient convoy. You must know, deal in evil. He excels his brother for a coward, I am supposed dead: the army breaking, yet his brother is reputed one of the best that is: In My husband hies him home; where, heaven aiding a retreat he outruns any lackey; marry, in coming And by the leave of my good lord the king, on he has the cramp. 1 Sold. If your life be saved, will you undertake to betray the Florentine? We'll be, before our welcome. Gentle madam, Hel. Par. Ay, and the captain of his horse, count Rousillon. 1 Sold. I'll whisper with the general, and know Ever a friend, whose thoughts more truly labour Nor you, mistress his pleasure. Par. I'll no more drumming; a plague of all Hath brought me up to be your daughter's dower To recompense your love; doubt not, but Heaver drums! Only to seem to deserve well, and to be- As it hath fated her to be my motives guile the supposition of that lascivious young boy And helper to a husband. But, O strange men! the count, have I run into this danger: Yet, who That can such sweet use make of what they hate, would have suspected an ambush where I was When saucye trusting of the cozen'd thoughts [Aside. Defiles the pitchy night! so lust doth play taken? 1 Sold. There is no remedy, sir, but you must With what it loaths, for that which is away: die: the general says, you, that have so traitorously But more of this hereafter:-You, Diana, discovered the secrets of your arniy, and made such Under my poor instructions yet must suffer pestiferous reports of men very nobly held, can Something in my behalf. serve the world for no honest use; therefore you must die. Come, headsman, off with his head. Go with your impositions, Par. O Lord, sir; let me live, or let me see my Upon your will to suffer. Dia. Hel. Let death and honesty death! Yet, I pray you,— 1 Sold. That shall you, and take your leave But with the word, the time will bring on summe When briars shall have leaves as well as thorns, (1) i. e. He will steal any thing however trifling, from any place however holy. (2) The Centaur killed by Hercules. (3) The fourth part of the smaller French crown. And be as sweet as sharp. We must away; be jade's tricks; which are their own right by the Laf. A shrewd knave, and an unhappy." SCENE V.-Rousillon. A room in the Countess's Palace. Enter Countess, Lafeu, and Clown. Laf. No, no, no, your son was misled with a snipt-taffeta fellow there; whose villanous saffron Laf. I like him well: 'tis not amiss: and I was would have made all the unbaked and doughy about to tell you, since I heard of the good lady's youth of a nation in his colour: your daughter-in-death, and that my lord your son was upon his relaw had been alive at this hour; and your son turn home, I moved the king my master, to speak here at home, more advanced by the king, than by in the behalf of my daughter; which, in the minothat red-tailed humble-bee I speak of. rity of them both, his majesty, out of a self-gra Count. I would, I had not known him! it was cious remembrance, did first propose: his highthe death of the most virtuous gentlewoman, that ness hath promised me to do it: and, to stop up ever nature had praise for creating: if she had par- the displeasure he hath conceived against your son, taken of my flesh, and cost me the dearest groans there is no fitter matter. How does your ladyship of a mother, I could not have owed her a more like it? rooted love. Laf. 'Twas a good lady, 'twas a good lady: we wish it happily effected. may pick a thousand salads, ere we light on such another herb. knave and fool. Clo. At your service. Laf. No, no, no. Clo. Why, sir, if I cannot serve you, I can serve as great a prince as you are. Laf. Who's that? a Frenchman? Clo. Faith, sir, he has an English name: but his phisnomy is more hotter in France, than there. Laf. What prince is that? Clo. The black prince, sir, alias, the prince of darkness; alias, the devil. Laf. Hold thee, there's my purse: I give thee not this to suggest thee from thy master thou talkest of; serve him still. Count. With very much content, my lord, and I Laf. His highness comes post from Marseilles, of as able body as when he numbered thirty; he will be here to-morrow, or I am deceived by him that in such intelligence hath seldom failed. Count. It rejoices me, that I hope I shall see him ere I die. I have letters, that my son will be here to-night: I shall beseech your lordship, to remain with me till they meet together. Laf. Madam, I was thinking, with what manners I might safely be admitted. Count. You need but plead your honourable privilege. Laf. Lady, of that I have made a bold charter; but, I thank my God, it holds yet. a Re-enter Clown. Clo. O madam, yonder's my lord your son with patch of velvet on's face: whether there be a scar under it, or no, the velvet knows; but 'tis a goodly patch of velvet: his left cheek is a cheek of two pile and a half, but his right cheek is worn bare. Laf. A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so, belike, is that. Clo. But it is your carbonadoed face. Laf. Let us go see your son, I pray you; I long to talk with the young noble soldier. Clo. 'Faith, there's a dozen of 'em, with delicate fine hats, and most courteous feathers, which bow the head, and nod at every man. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I.-Marseilles. A street. Enter Helena, Clo. I am a woodland fellow, sir, that always loved a great fire; and the master I speak of, ever keeps a good fire. But, sure, he is the prince of the world, let his nobility remain in his court. am for the house with the narrow gate, which I take to be too little for pomp to enter: some, that To wear your gentle limbs in my affairs, humble themselves, may; but the many will be too Be bold, you do so grow in my requital, chill and tender; and they'll be for the flowery way, As nothing can unroot you. In happy time ;that leads to the broad gate, and the great fire. Laf. Go thy ways, I begin to be a-weary of thee; and I tell thee so before, because I would not fall out with thee. Go thy ways; let my horses be well looked to, without any tricks. Clo. If I put any tricks upon 'em, sir, they shall one, Enter a gentle Astringer." This man may help me to his majesty's ear, If Hel. Sir, I have seen you in the court of France. (5) Mischievously unhappy, waggish. He!. That it will please you And aid me with that store of power you have, To come into his presence. Gent. The king's not here. Hel. 'too late to pare her nails now. Wherein have you played the knave with fortune, that she should scratch you, who of herself is a good lady, and would not have knaves thrive long under her? There's a quart d'ecu for you: Let the justices make you and fortune friends; I am for other busi ness. Par. I beseech your honour, to hear me one sin gle word. Laf. You beg a single penny more: come, you shall ha't; save your word.' Par. My name, my good lord, is Parolles. Laf. You beg more than one word, then.-Cox' my passion! give me your hand :-How does your drum? Par. O my good lord, you were the first that found me. Not here, sir? Hel. This I'll do for you. Luf. Was I, in sooth? and I was the first that Par. It lies in you, my lord, to bring me in some grace, for you did bring me out. Laf. Out upon thee, knave! dost thou put upon me at once both the office of God and the devil? one brings thee in grace, and the other brings thee out. [Trumpets sound.] The king's coming, I know by his trumpets.-Sirrah, inquire further after me I had talk of you last night: though you are a fool and a knave, you shall eat; go to, follow. Par. I praise God for you. [Exeunt. Hel. And you shall find yourself to be well SCENE III.-The same. A room in the Coun thank'd, Whate'er falls more.-We must to horse again;- - tess's Palace. Flourish. Enter King, Coun tess, Lafeu, Lords, Gentlemen, guards, &c. [Exeunt. King. We lost a jewel of her; and our esteem' Was made much poorer by it: but your son, SCENE II.-Rousillon. The inner court of the As mad in folly, lack'd the sense to know Countess's Palace. Enter Clown and Parolles. Her estimation home." Par. Good monsieur Lavatch, give my lord Lafeu Count. 'Tis past, my liege this letter: I have ere now, sir, been better known And I beseech your majesty to make it to you, when I have held familiarity with fresher Natural rebellion, done i'the blaze of youth; clothes; but I am now, sir, muddied in fortune's When oil and fire, too strong for reason's force, moat, and smell somewhat strong of her strong O'erbears it, and burns on. displeasure. King. My honour'd lady, Clo. Truly, fortune's displeasure is but sluttish, have forgiven and forgotten all; if it smell so strong as thou speakest of: I will Though my revenges were high bent upon him, henceforth eat no fish of fortune's buttering. And watch'd the time to shoot. Pr'ythee, allow the wind. This I must say, Par. Nay, you need not stop your nose, sir; I spake but by a metaphor. Laf. But first I beg my pardon,-The young lord Clo. Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop my nose; or against any man's metaphor.-The greatest wrong of all: he lost a wife, Pr'ythee, get thee further. Par. Pray you, sir, deliver me this paper. Clo. Foh, pr'ythee, stand away; A paper from fortune's close-stool to give to a nobleman! Look, here he comes himself. Enter Lafeu. Whose beauty did astonish the survey Of richest eyes; whose words all ears took captive, Here is a pur of fortune's, sir, or of fortune's cat, We are reconcil'd, and the first view shall kill Laf. And what would you have me to do? 'tis (1) You need not ask ;-here it is. (2) Reckoning or estimate. (s) Compietely, in its full extent. I shall, my liege. [Exit Gentleman. King. What says he to your daughter? have you spoke? and to have nothing, is to have rich eyes and poor hands.' (5) i. e. The first interview shall put an end te 4) So in As you like It:-to have seen much all recollection of the past. |