Bella. Uds-light! enjoy your wishes: whilst I live, One way or other you shall crown your will. Beaumel. But there is honour, wench. There is indeed, for which ere I would die.- Beaumel. What is a husband? Bella. Physick, that, tumbling in your belly, will make you sick in the stomach. The only distinction betwixt a husband and a servant is, the first will lie with you when he pleases; the last shall lie with you when you please. Pray tell me, lady, do you love, to marry after, or would you marry, to love after? Beaumel. I would meet love and marriage both at once. Bella. Why then you are out of the fashion, and will be contemned: for I will assure you, there are few women in the world, but either they have married first, and loved after; or love first, and married after. You must do as you may, not as you would; your father's will is the goal you must fly to. If a husband approach you, you would have further off, is he you love, the less near you? A husband in these days is but a cloak, to be oftener laid upon your bed, than in your bed. Beaumel. Hum! Bella. Sometimes you may wear him on your shoulders; now and then under your arm; but seldom or never let him cover you, for 'tis not the fashion. Enter NOVALL junior, PONTALIER, MALOTIN, LILADAM, and AYMER. Nov. jun. Best day to nature's curiosity, Star of Dijon, the lustre of all France! Perpetual spring dwell on thy rosy cheeks, Whose breath is perfume to our continent!See! Flora trimmed in her varieties. Bella. Oh, divine lord! Nov. jun. No autumn nor no age ever approach This heavenly piece, which nature having wrought, She lost her needle, and did then despair Ever to work so lively and so fair! Lilad. Uds-light, my lord, one of the purls of your band Is, without all discipline, fallen out of his rank. Nov. jun. How? I would not for a thousand crowns she had seen it. Dear Liladam, reform it. Bella. Oh, lord per se, lord! Quintessence of honour! she walks not under a weed that could deny thee any thing. Beaumel. Prythee peace, wench! thou dost but blow the fire, That flames too much already. [LILADAM and AYMER trim NOVall, whilst BELLAPERT her lady. Aymer. By gad, my lord, you have the divinest | taylor in Christendom; he hath made you look like an angel in your cloth-of-tissue doublet. Pont. This is a three-legged lord; there is a fresh assault. Oh! that men should spend time thus !-See, sec how her blood drives to her heart, and strait vaults to her cheeks again! Malot. What are these? Pont. One of them there, the lower, is a good, foolish, knavish, sociable gallimaufry of a man, and has much caught my lord with singing; he is master of a music house. The other is his dressing block, upon whom my lord lays all his cloaths and fashions, ere he vouchsafes them his own person; you shall see him in the morning in the galley-foist, at noon in the bullion, in the evening in Quirpo, and all night in— Malot. A bawdy-house. Pont. If my lord deny, they deny; if he affirm, they affirm: They skip into my lord's cast skins some twice a year; and thus they flatter to eat, eat to live, and live to praise my lord. Malot. Good sir, tell me one thing. Malot. Dare these men ever fight on any cause? Pont. Oh, no, 'twould spoil their clothes, and put their bands out of order. Nov. jun. Mistress, you hear the news? Your father has resigned his presidentship to my lord my father. Malot. And lord Charalois undone for ever. A braver hope of so assured a father Lilad. A good dumb mourner. Nov. jun. Oh, fie upon him, how he wears his clothes! As if he had come this Christmas from St Omers, To see his friends, and returned after twelfth-tide. Lilad. His colonel looks finely like a droverNov. jun. That had a winter lain perdue in the rain. Aymer. What, he that wears a clout about his neck, His cuffs in his pocket, and his heart in his mouth? [Nov. jun. kisses her hand. How your lips blush, in scorn that they should pay Tribute to hands, when lips are in the way! Nov. jun. I thus recant; yet now your hand looks white, Because your lips robbed it of such a right. SONG. A Dialogue between a Man and a Womun. Man. Set, Phœbus! set; a fairer sun doth rise From the bright radiance of my mistress' eyes Than ever thou begat'st: I dare not look; Each hair a golden line, each word a hook, The more I strive, the more still I am took. Wom. Fair servant! come; the day these eyes de lend To warm thy blood, thou dost so vainly spend, | Than I can be of all the bellowing mouths That calls the spirits to a further bliss? After the song, enter ROCHFORT and BEAUMONT. Nov. jun. My honourable lord! Roch. My lord Novall! this is a virtue in you, Roch. 'Tis well and courtly;-you must give I have some private conference with my daughter; Nov. jun. Good morn unto your lordship; [To BEAUMELLE. [Exeunt all but ROCHFORT and BEAUMELLE. Beaumel. Perform I must. Roch. Why how now, Beaumelle? thou look'st' not well. Thou art sad of late;-come cheer thee, I have found A wholesome remedy for these maiden fits; Fate hath wronged love, and will destroy me too. That wait upon him to pronounce the censure, Snuffs other's titles, lordships, offices, As if, when nature made him, she had made Roch. Sir. Rom. My lord, I am not stubborn: I can melt, And prize a virtue better than my life: Roch. Oh! be temperate. Sir, though I would persuade, I'll not constrain; No man but has or must bury a father. Roch. They do not. Char. In the manner Of dying, sir, they do not; but all die, Roch. Sweet and gentle nature! Roch. What? Char. Nothing, my lord. Roch. Nothing is quickly granted. That nothing granted is even all I have, Char. Nay, surely, I, that can I see in you, so much resembling his, Char. How ill, sir, it becomes those hairs to mock! Roch. Mock! thunder strike me then. Char. You do amaze me: But you shall wonder too. I will not take One single piece of this great heap. Why should I Enter ROMONT, BEAUMONT, and Creditors loaded with money. Roch. Here is your friend, Enfranchised ere you spake. I give him to you: Are taken off. Char. How? Rom. Sir, it is most true. I am the witness. 1 Cred. Yes, faith, we are paid. 2 Cred. Heaven bless his lordship! I did think him wiser. 3 Cred. He a statesman! He an ass. Pay other men's debts? 1 Cred. That he was never bound for. Rom. One more such Would save the rest of pleaders. Char. Honoured Rochfort Lie still my tongue, and blushes scald my cheeks, That offer thanks in words for such great deeds. Roch. Call in my daughter : still I have a suit to you, [Exit BEAUMONT. Would you requite me. Rom. With his life, I assure you. Roch. Nay, would you make me now your Re-enter BEAUMONT, with BEAUMELLE. Be not too mean for Charalois, take her, take Char. Is this the payment, sir, that you expect? Rom. Sure I sleep not. Roch. Your sentence-life or death. Enter NOVALL jun. PONTALIER, MALOTIN, Char. You need not question me if I can you: You are the fairest virgin in Dijon, And Rochfort is your father. Nov. jun. What's this change? Roch. You meet my wishes, gentlemen. These dogs in doublets here? Beaumel. A visitation, sir. Char. Then thus, fair Beaumelle, I write my faith, Thus seal it in the sight of Heaven and men! Your fingers tie my heart-strings with this touch, In true love-knots, which nought but death shall loose. And let these tears, an emblem of our loves, Flow into one another; make one source, This celebration. Rom. Mal. Pon. Beau. All fair bliss upon it! [Exeunt ROCHFORT, CHARALÕIS, ROMONT, BEAUMONT, and MALOTIN. Nov. jun. Mistress ! Beaum. Oh servant!-Virtue strengthen me ! Thy presence blows round my affection's vane: You will undo me if you speak again. [Erit BEAUMELLE. Lilad. Aym. Here will be sport for you. This works. [Exeunt LILADAM and AYMER. Nov. jun. Peace! peace! Pont. One word, my lord Novall! Nov. jun. What, thou wouldst money?-there! Pont. No, I'll none, I'll not be bought a slave, A pander, or a parasite, for all Your father's worth. Though you have saved my life, Rescued me often from my wants, I must not Good cousin Pontalier, meddle with that Move on then, stars, work your pernicious will: ACT III. Bella. I will, Relish and taste, and make the banquet easy. Re-enter BELLAPERT. I had forgot to tell your ladyship, The closet is private, and your couch there ready; And, if you please that I shall lose the key, [Exit. Beaumel. You come to chide me, servant, and bring with you Sufficient warrant. You will say, and truly, Nov. jun. With too much fervour I have so long loved, and still love you, mistress, Which was to you convenient; that is past Beaumel. I understand you; Enter ROMONT and FLORIMEL behind. Flor. Sir, it is not envy At the start my fellow has got of me in Of what I owe her honour. Rom. So I conceive it. Flor. I have observed too much, nor shall my Prevent the remedy:-yonder they are; I do not ask: Come, do not dare to shew me Nov. jun. What have I done, sir, To draw this harsh unsavoury language from you? Rom. Done, popinjay! Why, dost thou think that, if I e'er had dream't that thou hadst done me wrong, Thou shouldst outlive it? Beaumel. This is something more Than my lord's friendship gives commission for. Rom. As if thou e'er wert angry But with thy taylor! and yet that poor shred Can bring more to the making up of a man, Than can be hoped from thee: Thou art his creature, And, did he not each morning new create thee, Thou'dst stink and be forgotten. I will not change One syllable more with thee, until thou bring The entertainment of your visitation Rom. Use that leg again, and I'll cut off the other. |