E. Ant. Who talks within there? hoa, open the door. S. Dro. Right, Sir, I'll tell you when, an you'll tell me wherefore. E. Ant. Wherefore? for my dinner: I have not din'd to day. S. Dro. Nor to-day here you must not: come again, when you may. E. Ant. What art thou, that keep'ft me out from the house I owe? S. Dro. The porter for this time, Sir, and my name is Dromio. E. Dro. O villain, thou haft ftoll'n both mine office and my name: The one ne'er got me credit, the other mickle blame. Luce. (within) What a coil is there, Dromio ? who are those at the gate? E. Dro. Let my malter in, Luce. Luce. Faith, no; he comes too late; And fo tell your master. E. Dro. O Lord, I must laugh; Have at you with a Proverb.-Shall I fet in my staff? Luce. Have at you with another; that's, when can you tell? S. Dro. If thy name be call'd Luce, Luce, thoú haft anfwer'd him well. E. Ant. Do you hear, you minion, you'll let us in, I trow ? Luce. I thought to have afkt you. S. Dro. And you faid, no. E. Dro. So, come, help, well ftruck; there was blow for blow. E. Ant. Thou baggage, let me in. E. Ant. E. Ant. You'll cry for this, minion, if I beat the door down. Luce. What needs all that, and a pair of stocks in the town? Adr. (within) Who is that at the door, that keeps all this noife? S. Dro. By my troth, your town is troubled with unruly boys. E. Ant. Are you there, wife? you might have come before. Adr. Your wife, Sir knave! go, get you from the door. E. Dro. If you went in pain, master, this knave would go fore. Ang. Here is neither cheer, Sir, nor welcome; we would fain have either. Bal. In debating which was beft, we shall have part with neither 3. E. Dro. They ftand at the door, master; bid them welcome hither. E. Ant. There's fomething in the wind, that we cannot get in. E. Dro. You would fay fo, master, if your garments were thin. Your cake here is warm within: you ftand here in the cold: It would make a man mad as a buck to be fo bought and fold. E. Ant. Go fetch me fomething, and I'll break ope the gate. S. Dro. Break any thing here, and I'll break your knave's pate. 3 The reading was thus: we all part with zeither.] Common fenfe re quires us to read,- - we fall WARBURTON. E. Dro. E. Dro. A man may break a word with you, Sir; aud words are but wind: Ay, and break it in your face, fo he break it not behind. S. Dro. It feems, thou wantest breaking; out upon thee, bind! E. Dro. Here's too much, out upon thee! I pray thee, let me in. S. Dro. Ay, when fowls have no feathers, and fish have no fin. E. Ant. Well, I'll break in; go borrow me a crow. E. Dro. A crow without feather, master, mean you fo? For a fish without a fin, there's a fowl without a feather; If a crow help us in, firrah, we'll pluck a crow together. E. Ant. Go, get thee gone, fetch me an iron crow. Bal. Have patience, Sir: oh, let it not be fo. Herein you war against your reputation, And draw within the compass of fufpect Once, this; your long experience of her wisdom, Plead on her part fome caufe to you unknown; And let us to the Tyger ali to dinner; Suppofed by the common rout.] For Suppose I once thought it might be more commodious to fubftitute Supported; but there is VOL. III. no need of change: Juppr.dis, founded on fuppofition, made by conjecture. K For For flander lives upon fucceffion * ; For ever hous'd, where it once gets poffeffion. E. Ant. You have prevail'd; I will depart in quiet, And, in defpight of mirth, mean to be merry. I know a wench of excellent discourse, Pretty and witty, wild, and, yet too, gentle; For there's the houfe: that chain will I beftow E. Ant. Do fo; this jeft fhall coft me fome expence. [Exeunt. The House of Antipholis of Ephefus. Enter Luciana, with Antipholis of Syracufe. Luc. And may it be, that you have quite forgot Ahufband's office? fhall, Antipholis, hate, * For flander lives upon fucceffion] The line apparently wants two fyllables: what they were cannot now be known. The line may be filled up according to the reader's fancy, as thus: For lafhing flander lives upon fucceffion. And, in defpight of mirth, -] Mr.Thetbald does not know what to make of this; and, therefore, Even has put wrath inftead of mirth into the text, in which he is followed by the Oxford Editor. But the old reading is right; and the meaning is, I will be merry, even out of fpite to mirth, which is, now, of all things, the moft unpleafing to me. WARBURT. 5 In former copies, And may it be, that you have quite forget An Even in the spring of love, thy love-springs rot? If you did wed my filter for her wealth, Then, for her wealth's fake, ufe her with more kindness; Or if you like elsewhere, do it by stealth; Muffle your falfe love with fome fhew of blindness: Let not my fifter read it in your eye; Be not thy tongue thy own fhame's orator; Look fweet, fpeak fair; become difloyalty: Apparel vice, like virtue's harbinger; Bear a fair prefence, tho' your heart be tainted; Teach fin the carriage of a holy faint; Be fecret falfe: what need fhe be acquainted? What fimple thief brags of his own attaint? 'Tis double wrong, to truant with your bed, And let her read it in thy looks at board: Shame hath a baftard fame, well managed; Ill deeds are double with an evil word: Alas, poor women! make us but believe", Being compact of credit, that you love us; Tho' others have the arm, fhew us the fleeve: We in your motion turn, and you may move us. Then, dent at Prefs, as I take it; This K 2 THEOBALD. Alas, poor Women! make us not believe, &c.] From the whole Tenour of the Context it is evident that this Negative (not) |