I told him you were sick; he takes on him to understand so much, and therefore comes to speak with you: I told him you were asleep; he seems to have a fore-knowledge of that too, and therefore comes to speak with you. What is to be said to him, lady? he's fortified against any denial. Oli. Tell him, he shall not speak with me. Mal. He has been told so; and he says, he'll stand at your door like a sheriff's post, and be the supporter of a bench, but he'll speak with you. Oli. What kind of man is he? Mal. Why, of mankind. Oli. What manner of man? Mal. Of very ill manner; he'll speak with you, will you, or no. Oli. Of what personage, and years, is he? Mal. Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for a boy He is very well-favored, and he speaks very shrewishly. Oli. Let him approach: Call in my gentlewoman. Mal. Gentlewoman, my lady calls. Re-enter MARIA. Oli. Give me my veil: come throw it o'er my face: We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy. Enter VIOLA. Vio. The honorable lady of the house, which is she? [Exit Vio. Most radiant, exquisite, and unmatchable beauty, I pray you, tell me, if this be the lady of the house, for I never saw her: I would be loath to cast away my speech; for, besides that it is excellently well penn'd, I have taken great pains to con it. Good beauties, let me sustain no scorn; I am very comptible,* even to the least sinister usage. Oli. Whence came you, sir? Vio. I can say little more than I have studied, and that question's out of my part. Good gentle one, give me modest assurance, if you be the lady of the house, that I may proceed in my speech. Oli. Are you a comedian ? Vio. No, my profound heart: and yet, by the very fangs of malice, I swear I am not that I play. Are you the lady of the house ? Vio. Most certain, if you are she, you do usurp yourself; for what is yours to bestow, is not yours to reserve. But this is from my commission: I will on with my speech in your praise, and then show you the heart of my message. Oli. Come to what is important in't: I forgive you the praise. Oli. It is the more like to be feigned; I pray you keep it in. I heard you were saucy at my gates; and allowed your approach, rather to wonder at you than to hear you. If you be not mad, be gone; if you have reason be brief: 'tis not that time of moon with me, to make one in so skipping a dialogue. Tell me your mind. * Accountable. Vio. I am a messenger. Oli. Sure, you have some hideous matter to deliver, when the courtesy of it is so fearful. Speak your office. Vio. It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of war, no taxation of homage; I hold the olive in my hand: my words are as full of peace as matter. Oli. Yet you began rudely. What are you? what would you? Vio. The rudeness that hath appeared appeared in me, have I learn'd from my entertainment. What I am, and what I would, are to your ears, divinity; to any other's, profanation. Oli. Give us the place alone: we will hear this divinity.-[Exit MARIA.]-Now, sir, what is your text? Vio. Most sweet lady, Oli. A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it. Where lies your text? Vio. In Orsino's bosom. Oli. In his bosom? In what chapter of his bosom? Vio. To answer by the method, in the first of his heart. Oli. O, I have read it; it is heresy. Have you no more to say? Vio. Good madam, let me see your face. Oli. Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face? you are now out of your text: but we will draw the curtain, and show you the picture. Look you, sir, such a one as I was this present: Is't not well done? Vio. Excellently done, if nature did all. Oli. 'Tis in grain, sir; 'twill endure wind and weather. Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on: If you will lead these graces to the grave, And leave the world no copy. [Unveiling. Oli. O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted; I will give out divers schedules of my beauty: It shall be inventoried; and every particle, and utensil, labelled to my will. Were you sent hither to praise me? Vio. I see you what you are: you are too proud; The nonpareil of beauty! Oli. How does he love me? Vio. With adorations, with fertile tears, With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire. Oli. Your lord does know my mind, I cannot love him ; Yet I suppose him virtuous, know him noble, Of great estate, of fresh and stainless youth; In voices well divulg'd, free, learn'd, and valiant, And, in dimension, and the shape of nature, Vio. If I did love you in my master's flame, With such a suffering, such a deadly life, I would not understand it. Oli. Why, what would you ! Vio. Make me a willow cabin at your gate, Oli. You might do much: What is your parentage? I am a gentleman. Oli. Get you to your lord ; Vio. I am no fee'd post, lady: keep your purse; Oli. What is your parentage? Even so quickly may one catch the plague? Mal. Re-enter MALVOLIO. Here, madam, at your service. Oli. Run after that same peevish messenger, Nor hold him up with hopes; I am not for him: [Erd If that the youth will come this way to-morrow, I'll give him reasons for't. Hie thee, Malvolio. Mal. Madam, I will. [Exit. Oli. I do I know not what: and fear to find Mine eye too great a flatterer for my mind. [Exit. ACT II. SCENE.-A Street. Enter VIOLA; MALVOLIO following. Mal. Were not you even now with the countess Olivia ? Vio. Even now, sir; on a moderate pace I have since arrived but hither. Mal. She returns this ring to you, sir; you might have saved me my pains, to have taken it away yourself. She adds, moreover, that you should put your lord into a desperate assurance she will none of him: And one thing more; that you be never so hardy to come again in his affairs, unless it be to report your lord's taking of this. Receive it so. Vio. She took the ring of me; I'll none of it. Mal. Come, sir, you peevishly threw it to her; and her will is, it should be so returned: if it be worth stooping for, there it lies in your eye; if not, be it his that finds it. [Exit. Vio. I left no ring with her: What means this lady? What thriftless sighs shall poor Olivia breathe? [Exit Viola becomes enamored of the Duke, and with exquisite delicacy describes her own feelings, while professing to narrate her sister's story. SCENE. A Room in the Duke's Palace. Enter DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, and others. Duke. Give me some music -Now, good morrow, friends: Now, good Cesario, but that piece of song, That old and antique song we heard last night : Of these most brisk and giddy-paced times :- Cur. He is not here, so please your lordship, that should sing it. Cur. Feste, the jester, my lord; a fool, that the lady Olivia's father took much delight in: he is about the house. Duke. Seek him out, and play the tune the while. [Exit CURIO.-Music. Come hither, boy; if ever thou shalt love, Vio. It gives a very echo to the seat Where Love is thron'd. Duke. Thou dost speak masterly: My life upon't, young though thou art, thine eye Hath stay'd upon some favor that it loves ; Hath it not, boy? Vio. A little, by your favor. Duke. What kind of woman is't? Of your complexion. Duke. Too old, by heaven. Let still the woman take An elder than herself; so wears she to him, Vio. I think it well, my lord. Duke. Then let thy love be younger than thyself. Or thy affection cannot hold the bent: |