Another Theme for H. G. Wells The best seller of the season has undoubtedly been the pseudo-scientific "Outline of History" by the brilliant and prolific novelist who has written so many entertaining books. It can be said truly of him as in Johnson's sonorous epitaph of Goldsmith: "Hil Nullum quod quod tetigit non ornavit." He has surprised and charmed us so often, even when we did not take him seriously, that we have become accustomed to his vagaries. It is not given to many writers to cover, or to attempt to cover the whole range of science and literature, psychology and theology. He has given us a new philosophy of life, a new religion, a new sociology -in fact, one cannot recall any specialty on which he has not spoken authoritatively. He has analyzed the soul of a bishop, as well as traced the primitive ideas of the cave man. Mr. Wells has written many noble words. We cannot forget his war books, for every mourner who has had the experience of Mr. Britling has felt that the mystery of pain and sorrow had been solved when he learned its lesson. We like H. G. W. and he has no rival in our affections. That he will continue to be as original and as industrious as ever for years to come is the hope of his admiring public. Incidentally one hopes that he may be chastened in his mature years and be able to look back on Bolshevism, as on War, as a bad dream. He will always be a futurist, and look forward to universal peace, even when thoughtful soldiers, from General Wood to the Chief of the German General Staff, pronounce it a "beautiful dream." Assuming that our novelist will continue to evolve new and startling theories (he has not yet tackled Einstein), may we modestly suggest that a rich field lies before him ready for his trenchant pen, or rather plow, the medicine of the future. Doubtless his attention has been directed to endocrines, but the possibilities of this subject from the standpoint of the novelist (and poet?) apparently have not yet dawned upon him. Requiring in a high degree the exercise of the scientific imagination, as well as patient research, we can conceive that it will appeal to such a mind as his as peculiarly fascinating, since it opens up a wide range of prophecy with regard to the future of the race, when the physiology and pathology of the ductless glands are thoroughly understood (not in our generation) and all human aberration, mental, moral and physical, will be eliminated by the judicious use of the proper tabloids. All died but one, a cunning thing, Her face grew quite intelligent, Her eyes were bright, her skin was white, And soon his soul became absorbed; He learned her lingo, too. They talked of prehistoric days He questioned her on many things They spoke of the gigantic ferns And how man came, and how he was Her little head was quite well read, Now this went on for most a year, He had fallen in love with a microbe Now there's a difference in microbes, The ones that we have today, Have heads that are tails and tails that are heads, You can turn them either way, But the germs of the Paleolithic age Were a very superior kind, They had eyes and ears and shed real tears, And to love were by no means blind. But how could he marry a Streptococc, No matter how fair she be? He, a Professor who taught a class. In bacter-i-ol-o-ogee! But the fair bacilla fairer grew And greater as days went by, But his days were numbered in numbers few, He fed his darling on bon-bons sweet, Till one sad day, Nature had her way, And she gobbled him up with her lunch! You have asked me, she said, as she choked on his head, And elope with you, which I mean to do, Oh men who discover, and men who tread In the tracks of Nature's feet, Forever befare of the Titian hair That grows on a microbe sweet, And seek not to pry, with too eager an eye, In the secrets the Past may hold, Or your fate may be, what today you see, His class though it wept, the memory kept, But the Legislators who guard the State, They feared that the group might convey the croup, But no one can say, to this very day, Where the fair bacilla went, She escaped in the night from mortal sight, But under that massive marble group To die as he did and be lost and hid EDWARD WILLARD WATSON. |