He kept to the same statement still, "Obstructives seven are we ; Our task to hinder every bill, And spoil whate'er may be. "And often after sunset, sir, And eat our breakfast there." "We thought that Biggar and Parnell Funny Folks. July 21, 1877. THEY ARE FIVE. I MET a statesman old and worn, He was threescore years and more, [This is the first verse of a parody dated May, 1877, which occurs in a small anonymous pamphlet, entitled, They are Five, published by David Bogue, London. The parody consists of twelve dull verses, and is quite out of date.] "WE ARE SEVEN." (The Birmingham Version.) He met a Midland Radical, J. C.'d a perky, well-pleased air, The glance that through his eye-glass shot "Ah," said the G. O. M. to him, "How many have elected been, "How many? Seven in all," said Joe, And smiled at William G. 66 'But," he went on-and he to keep His temper much did strive"You said that you were seven, but you Have only mentioned five." Then straight did Joseph C. reply, "Seven Unionists are we, For to the five you have to add, My brother-in-law and me." "But you're against me," Gladstone said, "I know your Caine-like tricks, So Birmingham has only sent For me supporters six ?" "What, do you mean you have not seen The polls?" J. C. replied, "Why, G.O.M., from Brummagem Not one is on your side." (Seven verses omitted.) "Nay, nay," cried Gladstone, "I refuse To own that things are so ; "Birmingham went for me!" said Joe— "It did-nine months ago.' James and Horace Smith, this imitation of Wordsworth being the work of James Smith. The Edinburgh Review for November, 1812, contained an article (written by Jeffrey) on The Rejected Addresses, in which, referring to this particular poem, the reviewer remarks:-"The author does not attempt to copy any of the higher attributes of Mr. Wordsworth's poetry; but has succeeded perfectly in the imitation of his mawkish affectations of childish simplicity and nursery stammering. We hope it will make him ashamed of his 'Alice Fell,' and the greater part of his last volumes-of which it is by no means a parody, but a very fair, and indeed we think a flattering imitation." THE BABY'S DEBUT. "THY lisping prattle and thy mincing gait, [Spoken in the character of Nancy Lake, a girl eight years of age, who is drawn upon the stage in a child's chaise by Samuel Hughes, her uncle's porter.] My brother Jack was nine in May,* No Drury-Lane for you to-day!" Well, after many a sad reproach, And trotted down the street. I saw them go one horse was blind, Their shoes were on their feet. The chaise in which poor brother Bill My uncle's porter, Samuel Hughes, So what does he, but takes, and drags And leaves me where I am. My father's walls are made of brick, But not so tall and not so thick As these; and, goodness me; My father's beams are made of wood, But never, never half so good As those that now I see. What a large floor! 'tis like a town! Won't hide it, I'll be bound. And there's a row of lamps -my eye! At first I caught hold of the wing, um bob, the prompter man, Gav. with his hand my chaise a shove, "You've only got to curtsey whisp- And then you're sure to take: I've known the day when brats, not quite Then why not Nancy Lake?" But while I'm speaking, where's papa? And where's my aunt? and where's mamma? And now, good gentle folks, I go I curtsey, like a pretty miss, And if you'll blow to me a kiss, I'll blow a kiss to you. Blows a kiss, and exit. From Rejected Addresses, by Horace & James Smith. (London: John Miller. 1812.) *This alludes to the young Betty mania. SHE was a phantom of delight From May-time and the cheerful dawn; I saw her upon nearer view, A spirit, yet a woman too! Her household motions light and free, A countenance in which did meet And now I see with eye serene WILLIAM WORDSWORTH. THE M.A. Degree, It was a phantom of delight When first it gleamed upon my sight, A scholarly distinction, sent I did not know nor did I care What work there might be to prepare, A dancing shape, an image gay I saw it upon nearer view, A glory, yet a bother too! Involved in much Philosophy (A branch in which I could but meet Works that were more obscure than sweet); In Mathematics, scarcely good For human nature's daily food; And Classics-rendered in the styles Of Kelly, Bohn, and Dr. Giles. And now I own, with some small spleen, A most confounded ass I've been; The glory seems an empty breath, And I am nearly bored to death With Reason, Consciousness, and Will, And other things beyond my skill, Discussed in books all darkly plann'd And more in number than the sand.Yet that M. A. still haunts my sight With something of its former light. From The University News Sheet. St. Andrews. March 24 1886. N. B. |