BARBARA FRITCHIE. Up from the meadows rich with corn, Round about them orchards sweep, To the eyes of the famished rebel horde. On that pleasant morn of the early fall, Up rose old Barbara Fritchie then, She took up the flag the men hauled down ; In her attic window the staff she set, Under his slouched hat, left and right It shivered the window pane and sash, DROUGH der streets of Frederickdown, All day drough Frederickdown so fasd, Und der repel flag skimming ond so pright, Off der mony flags dot flapped in der morning vind Ub shumbed old Miss Frietchie den, Who vos pent down py nine score years und den. She took der flag der men hauled down, Und stuck id fasd on her nighd-gown, Un pud id in der vindow vere all could see Dot dere vas vone who did lofe dot goot old flag so free. Yust den ub come Stonewall Jack, Riden on his hosses' pack, Under his prows he squinted his eyes, By golly de olt flag make him much surprise. "Halt! "" She freezed on dot olt flag right quick, 66 Scoot, of you must, dis old cray head, A look of shameness soon came o'er All dot day und all dot night, Undil efery repel vas knocked oud of sight, (A Ballad of New England life.) Hunting beaver, mink, and skunk, Gathering, in her apron wet, Snake-root, mint, and bouncing-bet. "Why," he murmured, loth to leave her, "Gather yarbs for chills and fever, 66 When a lovyer, bold and true, 'Go," she answered, "I'm not hasty; I prefer a man more tasty : Leastways, one to please me well 'Haughty Huldah!" Hiram answered; "Mind and heart alike are cancered : Jest look here! these peltries give "I, you think, am but a vagrant, Huldah, with the yarbs she sold, And the girls, in all the town, Envied Huldah up and down. Then, at last, one winter morning, Hiram came, without a warning: 66 Either," said he, " you are blind, Huldah, or you've changed your mind. "Me you snub for trapping varmints, Yet you take the skins for garments: Since you wear the skunk and mink, There's no harm in me, I think." "Well," said she, "we will not quarrel, "Hiram : I accept the moral. Now the fashion's so, I guess Thus the trouble all was over Thus he made sweet Huldah Hyde Love employs, with equal favour, That, which first appeared to part, Under one impartial banner, Life, the hunter, Love, the tanner, Draw, from every beast they snare, From Diversions of the Echo Club, by Bayard Taylor. This is an imitation of the style of some of Whittier's delightful ballads, only substituting a comical for an earnest motive. Change that motive, and a few expressions, and it would become a serious poem. Ralph Waldo Emerson. ALL OR NOTHING. WHOSO answers my questions And the surest sentence I am buskined by the goddess Or ever coal was hardened I am crowned coeval With the Saurian eggs, And my fancy firmly Stands on its own legs. Wouldst thou know the secret From Diversions of the Echo Club, by Bayard Taylor. This is a fair imitation of some of Emerson's early poems. "Brahma" is, however, the most frequently parodied, although no parody approaches the mystery of the original. BRAHMA. If the red slayer thinks he slays, Or if the slain think he is slain. They know well the subtle ways I keep, and pass, and turn again. Far or forgot to me is near; Shadow and sunlight are the same; The vanquished gods to me appear; And one to me are shame and fame. They reckon ill who leave me out; When me they fly, I am the wings; I am the doubter and the doubt, And I the hymn the Brahmin sings. The strong gods pine for my abode, Find me, and turn thy back on heaven. An exclamation to the tortoise-shell cat which sings so diabolically under my window by night. If the grey tom cat think he sing Or if the song think it be sung, They know not who would boot-jacks fling,- When comes the night, to me he's near, He on the roof will still appear And caterwaul his tom-cat flame. They reckon ill who bolt him out, And twice as loud the tom-cat sing. And a sorter radiant halo But I won't set by and hear none o' you say Bob hadn't a tender heart! This admirable parody was written by Mr. Charles H. Ross, Editor of Judy. In the first volume of this Collection it was erroneously styled a parody of Bret Harte. :0: THE MYSTERY OF GILGAL. THE darkest, strangest mystery I ever read, or heern, or see, Is 'long of a drink at Taggart's Hall- I've heern the tale a thousand ways, Tom Taggart stood behind his bar; At last come Colonel Blood, of Pike, Remarked "A whiskey-skin." Tom mixed the beverage full and far, Phinn to the drink put forth his hand; Jest drap that whiskey skin." No man high-toneder could be found He went for his 'leven-inch bowie knife :- Which caused him great surprise. Then coats went off, and all went in; Like bull-pups, cheered the furse. I've sarched in vain, from Dan to Beer- JOHN HAY. BIG BILL. THERE'S them that eats till they're bustin', (And I've been around in my time, boys, If he put his hand to his bowie Or scratched the scruff of his neck, You could only tell by waitin' To see if you bled a peck: And the way he fired 'twas lovely! Nobody knowed which was dead, Till Big Bill grinned, and the stiff'un Tumbled over onto his head! At school he killed his master; Courtin', he killed seven more: There wasn't much growth in the country, And now Big Bill is an angel, Damn me, it makes me cry! Jist when he was rampin' the roughest, The poor fellow had to die. A thievin' and sneakin' Yankee Got the start on our blessed Bill, And there's no one to do our killin' And nobody left to kill! From Diversions of the Echo Club, by Bayard Taylor. James Russell Lowell. In the great American Civil War Mr. J. S. Lowell was a warm partisan of the Northern cause, and his most popular poems, The Biglow Papers, were written in favour of the emancipation of the slaves, and the suppression of the Southern, or Confederate States. The Biglow Papers have been principally parodied, in this country, by the Liberal newspapers, and of these only a few examples are sufficiently good to bear quoting. THE PIOUS EDITOR'S CREED. I DU believe in Freedom's cause, Ez fur away ez Paris is; I love to see her stick her claws In them infarnal Pharisees, It's wal enough agin a king To dror resolves an' triggers, But libbaty's a kind o' thing That don't agree with niggers. I du believe the people want Fer I hev loved my country sence My eye-teeth filled their sockets An' Uncle Sam* I reverence, Partic❜larly his pockets. I du believe in any plan I go free-trade thru thick an' thin, I du believe it's wise an' good I mean nine thousan' dolls. per ann. I du believe in special ways The bread comes back in many days I du believe hard coin the stuff I du believe with all my soul I du believe thet I should give I du believe thet all o' me I du believe in prayer an' praise *Uncle Sam. The people of the United States use this term of themselves, in the same way that Britons speak of " John Bull." |