Jack presently his coat put on, to plague them all this night; His pipes he straight began to play, Still he play'd up a merry strain Said they this is enchanted ground, Jack Horner danc'd and piping went straight down into the hollow, So all these dancers by consent, they after him did follow. He led them on thro' bogs and sloughs, nay, likewise ponds and ditches, And in the thorny briary boughs, poor rogues, they tore their breeches! At last it being somewhat late, So ceas'd, seeing their wretched state Sure this game is old Nick, I know, the author of this evil: And others cry'd, if it be so, he is a merry devil. Jack Horner laugh'd and went away, and left them in despair: So ever since that very day, no crowders would come there. VI. Jack's kindness to the innkeeper, who he puts in a way to pay his debts. An honest man, an innkeeper, a friend to honest Jack, Who was in debt alas! so far that he was like to crack; Now this man had a handsome wife, sweet, fair, and beauteous too,— A Quaker lov'd her as his life, The Quaker was an esquire born, First to the innkeeper I'll go, and when I do him find, He soon shall understand and know He met him in a narrow lane, Two hundred pounds I am in debt, Quoth Jack, if you'll be rul'd by me, How you yourself from debts may free and all the money pay. Nay, this is joyful news, he cry'd, thou art a friend indeed, Thy wit shall be my rule and guide for never more was need. Go tell thy loving wife, said he, thy joy and heart's delight, That thou must ride miles forty-three and shan't come home to night. Then mind the counsel I shall give, and be no whit afraid; For I can tell you as I live your debts will soon be paid. Mount thy bay nag, and take thy cloak, likewise thy morning gown; And lodge within a hollow oak a mile or two from town. Then you may sleep in sweet content all night and take your rest, And leave it to my management, then Sir, a pleasant jest— Next morning there you shall behold nay, likewise silver store. Unto his house straightway he went, and told her he must go A journey, saying be content, for why, it must be so. She seemingly began to weep, and with sad signs reply'd― You know, alas! I cannot sleep without you by my side. Cries he, kind wife, do not repine, why should you sigh and grieve? I go out to a friend of mine some money to receive. This said, with woman fond deceit, she straightway ceased to mourn, And gave him twenty kisses sweet, wishing his safe return. So soon as he was out of sight, she for the Quaker sent, And ordered him to come at night, that to their heart's content They may be merry, sport, and play, Now just about the close of day they did to supper fall; Now Jack was there as well as they, and walk'd about the hall, And did her fond behaviour note, she on her friend did lean, Jack having his enchanting coat was not for to be seen. Who perfectly did hear and see when they did toy and play; Thought he, I'll be reveng'd on ye, before the morning day. * * * * VII. Jack slays a monstrous giant, and marries a knight's daughter. Jack Horner a fierce giant kill'd, one Galligantus stout, As large as ever man beheld in all the world throughout. This very giant could with ease, His lips did open like two gates, 'Tis said that he destroy'd as much His mess was still continually Then he would drink whole rivers dry, He went to drink it seems one day by a deep river side, Whereat a lighter full of straw Besides another full of hay; a third with block and billet; and yet they did not fill it. |