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point of perishing, sometimes by the terrors of foolish women in the same boat, sometimes by his own acknowledged imprudence in passing the river in the dark, and sometimes by shooting the bridge, under which he has rencountered mountainous waves and dreadful cataracts.
Nor less has been his temerity by land, nor fewer his hazards. He has reeled with giddiness on the top of the monument ; he has crossed the street amidst the rush of coaches ; he has been surrounded by robbers without number; he has headed parties at the play-house ; he has scaled the windows of every toast of whatever condi. tion; he has been hunted for whole winters by his rivals ; he has slept upon bulks, he has cut chairs, he has bilked coachmen; he has rescued his friends from the bailiffs, has knocked down the constable, has bullied the justice, and performed many other exploits, that have filled the town with wounder and with merriment.
But yet greater is the fame of his understanding than his bravery; for he informs us, that he is, at London, the established arbitrator of all points of honour, and the decisive judge of all performances of genius ; that no musical performer is in reputation till the opinion of Frolick has ratified his pretensions ; that the theatres suspend their sentence till he begins the clap or hiss, in which all proud to concur ; that no publick entertainment has failed or succeeded, but because he opposed or favoured it ; that all controversies at the gaming-table are referred to his determination ; that he adjusts the ceremonial at every
assembly, and prescribes every fashion of pleasure or of dress.
With every man whose name occurs in tho papers of the day, he is intimately acquainted ; and there are very few posts, either in the state or army, of which he has not more or less influenced the disposal. He has been very frequently consulted both
but the time is not yet come that the nation shall know how much it is indebted to the genius of Frolick.
Yet, notwithstanding all these declarations, I cannot hitherto persuade myself to see that Mr. Frolick has more wit, or knowledge, or courage, than the rest of mankind, or that any uncommon enlargement of his faculties has happened in the time of his absence. For when he talks on subjects known to the rest of the company, he has no advantage over us, but by catches of interruption, briskness of interrogation, and pertness of contempt; and therefore if he has stunned the world with his name, and gained a place in the first ranks of humanity, I cannot but conclude, that either a little understanding confers eminence at London, or that Mr. Frolick thinks us unworthy of the exertion of his powers, or that his faculties are benumbed by rural stupidity, as the magnetick needle loses its animation in the polar climes.
I would not, however, like many hasty philosophers, search after the cause till I am certain of the effect; and therefore, I desire to be informed, whether
you have yet heard the great name of Mr. Frolick. If he is celebrated by other tongues than his own, I shall willingly propagate his praise;
but if he has swelled among us with empty boasts, and hoonurs conferred only by himself, I shall treat him with rustick sincerity, and drive him as an impostor from this part of the kingdom, to some region of more credulity.
I am, &c.
No 62. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1750:
Nunc ego Triptolemi cuperem conscendere currus,
Misit in ignotam qui rude semen humum:
Quos habuit fugiens arva. Corinthe, tua ;
TO THE RAMBLER.
I am a young woman of a very large fortune, which, if my parents would have been persuaded to comply with the rules and customs of the polit. part of mankind, might long since have raised me to the highest honours of the female
world : but so strangely have they hitherto contrived to waste my life, that I am now on the borders of twenty, without having ever danced but at our monthly assembly, or been toasted, but among a few gentlemen of the neighbourhood, or seen any company in which it was worthy to be distinguished.
My father having impaired his patrimony in soliciting a place at court, at last grew wise enough to cease his pursuit, and to repair the consequences of expensive attendance, and negligence of his affairs, married a lady much older than himself, who had lived in the fashionable world till she was considered as an encumbrance upon parties of pleasure, and, as I can collect from incidental informations, retired from gay assemblies just time enough to escape the mortification of universal neglect. She was, however, still rich, and yet not wrink
father was too distressfully embarrassed to think much on any thing but the means of extrication; and though it is not likely that he wanted the delicacy which polite conversation will always produce in understandings not remarkably defective, yet he was contented with a match, by which he might be set free from inconveniencies, that would have destroyed all the pleasures of imagination, and taken from softness and beauty the power of delighting
As they were both somewhat disgusted with their treatment in the world, and married, though without any dislike of each other, yet principally for the sake of setting themselves free from de. pendance on caprice or fashion, they soon retired
led ; my
into the country, and devoted their lives to rural business and diversions.
They had not much reason to regret the change of their situation ; for their vanity, which had so long been tormented by neglect and disappointment, was here gratified with every honour that could be paid them. Their long familiarity with publick life made them the oracles of all those who aspired to intelligence or politeness. My father dictated politicks, my mother prescribed the mode; and it was sufficient to entitle any family to some consideration, that they were known to visit at Mrs. Courtly's.
In this state they were, to speak in the style of novelists, made happy by the birth of your correspondent. My parents had no other child; I was therefore not brow-beaten by a saucy brother, or lost in a multitude of co-heiresses, whose fortunes being equal, would probably have conferred equal merit, and procured equal regard ; and as my mother was now old, my understanding and my person had fair play, my inquiries were not check, ed, my advances towards importance were not repressed, and I was soon suffered to tell my own opinions, and early aceustomed to hear my own praises.
By these accidental advantages I was much exalted above the young
ladies with whom I conversed, and was treated by them with great defer
I saw none who did not seem to confess my superiority, and to be held in awe by the splendour of my appearance ; for the fondness of my father made himself pleased to see me dressed,