K. Hen. It seems then, that the tidings of this broil Brake off our business for the Holy land. Weft. This, match'd with other, did, my gracious lord; For more uneven and unwelcome news Came from the north, and thus it did import. Where they did spend a sad and bloody hour; And shape of likelihood, the news was told; K. Hen. Here is a dear and true-induftrious friend, Betwixt that Holmedon and this feat of ours; Ten thousand bold Scots, two and twenty knights, To beaten Douglas; and the earl of Athol, It is a conqueft for a prince to boast of. K. Hen. Yea, there thou mak'st me fad, and mak'st me fin In envy that my lord Northumberland B 2 Should Should be the father of fo bleft a fon : A fon, who is the theme of honour's tongue; Of my young Harry. O, that it could be prov'd, Which he in this adventure hath surpriz'd, To his own use he keeps; and fends me word, Weft. This is his uncle's teaching, this is Worcester, Malevolent to you in all aspects; Which makes him prune himself, and bristle up K. Hen. But I have fent for him to answer this; Coufin, on Wednesday next our council we [Exeunt, SCENE SCENE II. The fame. Another Room in the Palace. Enter HENRY Prince of Wales, and FALSTAFF. Fal. Now, Hal, what time of day is it, lad? P. Hen. Thou art fo fat-witted, with drinking of old fack, and unbuttoning thee after fupper, and fleeping upon benches after noon, that thou hast forgotten to demand that truly which thou would'ft truly know. What a devil haft thou to do with the time of the day? unless hours were cups of fack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the figns of leapinghouses, and the blessed fun himself a fair hot wench in flame-colour'd taffata; I see no reason, why thou should'st be fo fuperfluous to demand the time of the day. Fal. Indeed, you come near me, now Hal: for we, that take purses, go by the moon and seven stars; and not by Phoebus,-he, that wandering knight fo fair. And, I pray thee, sweet wag, when thou art king,-as, God fave thy grace, (majefty, I fhould fay; for grace thou wilt have none,). P. Hen. What! none? Fal. No, by my troth; not so much as will ferve to be prologue to an egg and butter, P. Hen. Well, how then? come, roundly, roundly. Fal. Marry, then, fweet wag, when thou art king, let not us, that are fquires of the night's body, be call'd thieves of the day's beauty; let us be-Diana's foresters, gentlemen of the shade, minions of the moon: And let men say, we be men of good government; being govern'd as the fea is, by our noble and chafte mistress the moon, under whofe countenance we-steal. P. Hen. Thou fay'st well; and it holds well too: for the fortune of us, that are the moon's men, doth ebb and flow like the fea; being govern'd as the fea is, by the moon. As, for proof, now: A purse of gold most resolutely fnatch'd on Monday night, and moft diffolutely spent on Tuesday morning; got with swearing-lay by; and spent with crying-bring in: now, in as low an ebb as the foot of the ladder; and, by and by, in as high a flow as the ridge of the gallows. Fal. By the Lord, thou fay'st true, lad. And is not my hoftefs of the tavern a most sweet wench? P. Hen. As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the caftle. And is not a buff jerkin a most sweet robe of du rance ? Fal. How now, how now, inad wag? what, in thy quips, and thy quiddities? what a plague have I to do with a buff jerkin? P. Hen. Why, what a pox have I to do with my hoftess of the tavern? Fal. Well, thou hast call'd her to a reckoning, many a time and oft. P. Hen. Did I ever call for thee to pay thy part? Fal. No; I'll give thee thy due, thou haft paid all there. P. Hen. Yea, and elsewhere, fo far as my coin would stretch; and, where it would not, I have used my credit. Fal. Yea, and fo used it, that, were it not here apparent that thou art heir apparent,-But, I pr'ythee, sweet wag, fhall there be gallows standing in England when thou art king? and resolution thus fobb'd as it is, with the rusty curb of old father antick the law? Do not thou, when thou art king, hang a thief. P. Hen. No; thou shalt. Fal. Shall I O rare! By the Lord, I'll be a brave judge. P. Hen. P. Hen. Thou judgefst false already; I mean, thou shalt have the hanging of the thieves, and fo become a rare hangman. Fal. Well, Hal, well; and in fome fort it jumps with my humour, as well as waiting in the court, I can tell you. P. Hen. For obtaining of fuits? Fal. Yea, for obtaining of fuits: whereof the hangman hath no lean wardrobe. 'Sblood, I am as melancholy as a gib cat, or a lugg'd bear. P. Hen. Or an old lion; or a lover's lute. Fal. Yea, or the drone of a Lincolnshire bagpipe. P. Hen. What fay'st thou to a hare, or the melancholy of Moor-ditch? Fal. Thou haft the most unfavoury fimiles; and art, indeed, the most comparative, rafcallieft,-fweet young prince, But, Hal, I pr'ythee, trouble me no more with vanity. I would to God, thou and I knew where a commodity of good names were to be bought: An old lord of the council rated me the other day in the street about you, fir; but I mark'd him not: and yet he talk'd very wifely; but I regarded him not: and yet he talk'd wifely, and in the street too. P. Hen. Thou did'ft well; for wifdom cries out in the streets, and no man regards it, Fal. O, thou haft damnable iteration; and art, indeed, able to corrupt a faint. Thou haft done much harm upon me, Hal,-God forgive thee for it! Before I knew thee, Hal, I knew nothing; and now am I, if a man should speak truly, little better than one of the wicked. I must give over this life, and I will give it over; by the Lord, an I do not, I am a villain; I'll be damn'd for never a king's fon in Christendom. P. Hen. Where shall we take a purse to-morrow, Jack? |