But in all the great crowd, and I turned everywhere, But I think that this same winter, and from my heart I hope, And the shamrocks creeping pleasantly above us two. A DISTURBANCE IN CHURCH. They have had more trouble at our Methodist meetinghouse. Last Sunday the preacher was just beginning his sermon, and had uttered the words, "Brethren, I wish to direct your attention this morning to the fourth verse of the twentieth chapter of Saint"-when a hen emerged from the recess beneath the pulpit. As she had just laid an egg, she interrupted the preacher to announce the fact to the congregation; and he stopped short as she walked out into the aisle, screeching: “Kuk-kuk-kukkuk-te-ke! Kuk-kuk-kuk-kuk-te-ko!" The parson contemplated her for a moment, and then concluded to go on; but the sound of his voice seemed to provoke her to rivalry, and so she put on a pressure of five or six pounds to the square inch, and made such a racket that the preacher stopped again, and said, "Will Deacon Grimes please remove that disgraceful chicken from the meeting-house?" The deacon rose, and proceeded with the task. He first tried to drive her toward the door; but she dodged the front pew. him, and, still clucking vigorously, got under the seat in Then the deacon seized his umbrella, and scooped her out into the aisle again, after which he tried to "shoo" her toward the door; but she darted into a pew, hopped over the partition, came down in the opposite pew, and out into the side aisle, making a noise like a steam planing-mill. The deacon didn't like to climb over after her, so he went round, and just as he got into the side aisle the hen flew over into the middle aisle again. Then the boys in the gallery laughed, and the deacon began to grow red in the face. At last Mr. Binns came out of his pew to help, and as both he and the deacon made a dash at the chicken from opposite directions she flew up with a wild cluck to the gallery, and perched on the edge, while she gave excited expression to her views by emitting about five hundred clucks a minute. The deacon flung a hymn-book at her to scare her down again, but he missed, and hit Billy Jones, a Sunday-school scholar, in the eye. Then another boy in the gallery made a dash at her, and reached so far over that he tumbled and fell on Mrs. Miskey's bonnet, whereupon she said aloud that he was predestined for the gallows. The crash scared the hen, and she flew over and roosted on the stove-pipe that ran along just under the ceiling, fairly howling with fright. In order to bring her down, the deacon and Mr. Binns both beat on the lower part of the pipe with their umbrellas, and at the fifth or sixth knock the pipe separated and about forty feet of it came down with a crash, emptying a barrel or two of soot over the congregation. There were women in that congregation who went home looking as if they had been working in a coal-mine, and wishing they could stab Deacon Grimes without being hung for murder. The hen came down with the stove-pipe; and as she flew by Mr. Binns he made a dash at her with his umbrella, and knocked her clear through a fifteen-dollar pane of glass, whereupon she landed in the street, and hopped off clucking insanely. Then the preacher adjourned the congregation. They are going to expel the owner of that hen from the church when they discover his identity. MINE SCHILDHOOD.-CHARLES F. ADAMS. Der schiltren dhey vas poot in ped, I dinks aboudt ven I vas young, Und how at night-like I do Hans- I mindt me off mine fadder, too, I find me oudt dot id vas drue Vot mine oldt fader said, Vhile smoodhing down mine flaxen hair Der oldt folks! Id vas like a dhream Und half two schiltren got. Ve lofes dhem more as nefer vas, Und efry nighdt ve takes dhem oup Budt dhen, somedimes, vhen I feels plue, I vish I vas dot poy again, Und dis vas all a dhream. I vant to kiss mine moder vonce, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS.-SHERMAN D. RICHARDSON. IN CLEAR CREEK CANON. Walls of granite, upward towering, Coldly lighting up the canon Through the watches of the night. Silence weaves, with noiseless shuttle, Spirits of the past are gliding Up the way with us to-night, Hark! a rumble deep and heavy From the fast approaching power. Louder! louder! how the echoes Clash and crash amid the rifts; Turning into glare of midday On it comes with clang and clash, Of the mountain towering o'er it,— Rent thy temple's vail in twain. BEHIND TIME.—FREEMAN HUNT. A railroad train was rushing along at almost lightning speed. A curve was just ahead, and beyond it was a station, at which the cars usually passed each other. The conductor was late, so late that the period during which the down train was to wait had nearly elapsed; but he hoped yet to pass the curve safely. Suddenly a locomotive dashed into sight right ahead. In an instant there was a collision. A shriek, a shock, and fifty souls were in eternity; and all because an engineer had been behind time. A great battle was going on. Column after column |