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THE LOGICIANS REFUTED.
(IN IMITATION OF DEAN SWIFT.)
LOGICIANS have but ill defin'd
As rational the human mind:
the levee go,
They never importune his grace, Nor ever cringe to men in place; Nor undertake a dirty job, Nor draw the quill to write for Bob. Fråught with invective they ne'er go, To folks at Paternoster-row : No judges, fiddlers, dancing-masters, No pick pockets, or poetasters, Are known to honest quadrupeds; No single brute his fellow leads. Brutes vever meet in bloody fray, Nor cut each other's throats for pay. Of beasts, it is confess'd, the ape Comes nearest us in human shape; Like man he imitates each fashion, And malice is his ruling passion: But both in malice and grimaces, A courtier any ape surpasses. Behold him, humbly cringing, wait Upon the minister of state : View him soon after to inferiors A ping the conduct of superiors : He promises with equal air, And to perform takes equal care. He in his turn finds imitators: At court the porters, lacqueys, waiters, Their masters' manners still contract, And footmen, lords, and dukes, can act. Thus at the court, hoth great and small Behave alike, for all ape all.
A BEAUTIFUL YOUTH,
STRUCK BLIND BY LIGHTNING.
(IMITATED FROM THE SPANISH.)
'twas by Providence design'd, Rather in pity than in hate, That he should be, like Cupid, blind,
To save him from Narcissus' fate.
A NEW SIMILE,
IN THE MANNER OF SWIFT.
LONG had I racked my brains to find
A likeness for the scribbling kind;
You'll find him pictur'd at fall length
Imprimis, pray observe his hat,
In the next place, his feet peruse, Wings grow again from both his shoes ; Design'd, no doubt, their part to bear, And waft his godsbip through the air; And here my simile unites, For, in a modern poet's fights, I'm sure it may be justly said, His feet are useful as his head.
Lastly, vouchsafe ť observe his hand, Fill'd with a snake-encircled wand; By classic authors term'd Caduceus, And highly fam’d for several uses. To wit, most wondrously endu’d, No poppy-water half so good; For, let folks only get a touch, Its soporific virtue's such, Though ne'er so much awake before, That quickly they begin to snore. Add too, what certain writers tell, With this he drives men's souls to hell.
Now to apply, begin we then: His wand's a modern author's pen ; The serpents round about it twin'd, Denote him of the reptile kind;
Denote the rage with which he writes,
And here my simile almost tript,