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Arm. Some enigma, some riddle: come, -thy || rance; and, in lieu thereof, impose on thee nothing

l'envoy; begin. Cost. No egma, no riddle, no l'envoy; no salve in the mail, sir: O, sir, plantain, a plain plantain; no l'envoy, no l'envoy, no salve, sir, but a plantain! Arm. By virtue, thou enforcest laughter; thy silly thought, my spleen; the heaving of my lungs provokes me to ridiculous smiling: O, pardon me, my stars! Doth the inconsiderate take salve for l'envoy, and the word, l'envoy, for a salve?

Moth. Do the wise think them other? is not l'envoy a salve?

Arm. No, page: it is an epilogue or discourse to make plain

Some obscure precedence that hath tofore been

sain.

I will example it:

The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee,
Were still at odds, being but three.

There's the moral: Now the l'envoy.
Moth. I will add the l'envoy: Say the moral
again.

Arm. The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee,
Were still at odds, being but three:
Moth. Until the goose came out of door,
And stay'd the odds by adding four.
Now will I begin your moral, and do you follow
with my l'envoy.

The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee,
Were still at odds, being but three:
Arm. Until the goose came out of door,
Staying the odds by adding four.

Moth. A good l'envoy, ending in the goose; Would you desire more?

Cost. The boy hath sold him a bargain, a goose, that's flat:

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but this: Bear this significant to the country-maid
Jaquenetta: there is remuneration; [Giving him
money.] for the best ward of mine honour, is, re-
[Exit.
warding my dependents. Moth, follow.
Moth. Like the sequel, I.-Signior Costard,
adieu.

Cost. My sweet ounce of man's flesh! my incony2
Jew!-
[Exit Moth.
Now will I look to his remuneration. Remunera-
tion! O, that's the Latin word for three farthings:
three farthings-remuneration.-What's the price
of this inkle? a penny:-No, I'll give you a re-
muneration: why, it carries it.-Remuneration!-
why, it is a fairer name than French crown. I will
never buy and sell out of this word.

Moth. By saying that a Costard was broken in

a shin.

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Enter Biron.

Biron. O, my good knave Costard! exceedingly well met.

Cost. Pray you, sir, how much carnation ribbon
may a man buy for a remuneration?
Biron. What is a remuneration?
Cost. Marry, sir, half-penny farthing.
Biron. O, why then, three-farthings-worth of silk.
Cost. I thank your worship: God be with you!
Biron. O, stay, slave; I must employ thee:
As thou wilt win my favour, good my knave,
Do one thing for me that I shall entreat.
Cost. When would you have it done, sir?
Biron. O, this afternoon.

me; how was there a Costard

Moth. I will tell you sensibly.

Cost. Thou hast no feeling of it, Moth; I will

speak that l'envoy:

I, Costard, running out, that was safely within,
Fell over the threshold, and broke my shin.

Arm. We will talk no more of this matter.
Cost. Till there be no more matter in the shin.
Arm. Sirrah Costard, I will enfranchise thee.
Cost. O, marry me to one Frances:-I smell

some l'envoy, some goose, in this.

Arm. By my sweet soul, I mean, setting thee at liberty, enfreedoming thy person; thou wert immured, restrained, captivated, bound.

Cost. True, true; and now you will be my pur-
Arm. I give thee thy liberty, set thee from du-

gation, and let me loose.

(1) An old French term for concluding verses, which served either to convey the moral, or to address the poem to some person. (2) Delightful.

(3) Reward.

Cost. Well, I will do it, sir: Fare you well.
Biron. O, thou knowest not what it is.
Cost. I shall know, sir, when I have done it.
Biron. Why, villain, thou must know first.
Cost. I will come to your worship to-morrow

morning.

Biron. It must be done this afternoon. Hark,
slave, it is but this;-
The princess comes to hunt here in the park,
And in her train there is a gentle lady;

When tongues speak sweetly, then they name her

name, And Rosaline they call her: ask for her; And to her white hand see thou do commend This seal'd-up counsel. There's thy guerdon; go. [Gives him money.

Cost. Guerdon,-O sweet guerdon! better than remuneration; eleven-pence farthing better: Most sweet guerdon!-I will do it, sir, in print.4-Guerdon-remuneration.

[Exit.

Biron. O! And I, forsooth, in love! I, that
have been love's whip;
A very beadle to a humorous sigh;
A critic; nay, a night-watch constable;
A domineering pedant o'er the boy,
Than whom no mortal so magnificent!
This whimpled, whining, purblind, wayward boy;
This senior-junior, giant-dwarf, Dan Cupid;
Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms,
The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,
Liege of all loiterers and malcontents,
Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces,
Sole imperator, and great general
Of trotting paritors, 7-0 my little heart!-
And I to be a corporal of his field,
And wear his colours like a tumbler's hoop!
What? I! I love! I sue! I seek a wife!
A woman, that is like a German clock,

(4) With the utmost exactness.
(5) Hooded, veiled.

(6) Petticoats.

(7) The officers of the spiritual courts who serve citations.

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SCENE I.-Another part of the same.
the Princess, Rosaline, Maria, Katharine, Boyet,
Lords, attendants, and a Forester.

Prin. Was that the king, that spurr'd his horse

so hard

Against the steep uprising of the hill?

lady Rosaline.

of mine:

Prin. O, thy letter, thy letter; he's a good friend
Break up this capon.2
Stand aside, good bearer.-Boyet, you can carve;

Boyet.

I am bound to serve.-

This letter is mistook, it importeth none here;
It is writ to Jaquenetta.
Prin.

We will read it, I swear:
Break the neck of the wax, and every one give ear.
Boyet. [Reads.] By heaven, that thou art fair,

Boyet. I know not; but, I think, it was not he.
Prin. Whoe'er he was, he show'd a mounting is most infallible; true, that thou art beauteous;

mind.
Well, lords, to-day we shall have our despatch;
On Saturday we will return to France.-
Then, forester, my friend, where is the bush,
That we must stand and play the murderer in?
For. Here by, upon the edge of yonder coppice;
A stand, where you may make the fairest shoot.
Prin. I thank my beauty, I am fair that shoot,
And thereupon thou speak'st, the fairest shoot.
For. Pardon me, madam, for I meant not so.
Prin. What, what? first praise me, and again

say, no?

O short-liv'd pride! Not fair? alack for wo!
For. Yea, madam, fair.

Prin.

Nay, never paint me now; Where fair is not, praise cannot mend the brow. Here, good my glass, take this for telling true;

[Giving him money. Fair payment for foul words is more than due. For. Nothing but fair is that which you inherit. Prin. See, see, my beauty will be sav'd by merit. heresy in fair, fit for these days!

A giving hand, though foul, shall have fair praise.
But come, the bow:-Now mercy goes to kill,
And shooting well is then accounted ill.
Thus will I save my credit in the shoot:
Not wounding, pity would not let me do't;
If wounding, then it was to show my skill,
That more for praise, than purpose, meant to kill.
And, out of question, so it is sometimes;
Glory grows guilty of detested crimes;
When, for fame's sake, for praise, an outward part,
We bend to that the working of the heart:
As I, for praise alone, now seek to spill

The poor deer's blood, that my heart means no ill.
Boyet. Do not curst wives hold that self-sove-

reignty

Only for praise sake, when they strive to be
Lords o'er their lords?

Prin. Only for praise: and praise we may afford

To any lady that subdues a lord.

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truth itself, that thou art lovely: More fairer than
fair, beautiful than beauteous; truer than truth
itself, have commiseration on thy heroical vassal!
The magnanimous and most illustrate king Co-
phetua set eye upon the pernicious and indubitate
beggar Zenelophon; and he it was that might
rightly say, veni, vidi, vici; which to anatomize in
the vulgar (O base and obscure vulgar!) videlicet,
he came, saw, and overcame: he came, one; saw,
two; overcame, three. Who came? the king;
Why did he come? to see; Why did he see? to
overcome: To whom came he? to the beggar;
What saw he? the beggar; Who overcame he?
the beggar: The conclusion is victory; On whose
side? the king's: the captive is enrich'd; On whose
side? the beggar's; The catastrophe is a nuptial;
On whose side? the king's-no, on both in one, or
one in both. I am the king; for so stands the
comparison: thou the beggar; for so witnesseth
thy lowliness. Shall I command thy love? I may:
Shall I enforce thy love? I could: Shall I entreat
thy love? I will. What shalt thou exchange for
rags? robes; For tittles, titles: For thyself, me.
Thus, expecting thy reply, I profane my lips on
thy foot, my eyes on thy picture, and my heart
on thy every part.

Thine, in the dearest design of industry.
Don Adriano de Armado.

Thus dost thou hear the Nemean lion roar
'Gainst thee, thou lamb, that standest as his prey;
Submissive fall his princely feet before,
And he from forage will incline to play:
But if thou strive, poor soul, what art thou then?
Food for his rage, repasture for his den.
Prin. What plume of feathers is he, that indited

this letter?

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Boyet. This Armado is a Spaniard, that keeps || When it comes so smoothly off, so obscenely, as it here in court;

A phantasm, a Monarcho, and one that makes sport

To the prince, and his book-mates.

Prin.

Who gave thee this letter? Cost.

Thou, fellow, a word:

I told you; my lord.

Prin. To whom should'st thou give it? Cost. From my lord to my lady. Prin. From which lord, to which lady? Cost. From my lord Biron, a good master of mine, To a lady of France, that he call'd Rosaline.

Prin. Thou hast mistaken his letter. Come, lords, away.

Here, sweet, put up this; 'twill be thine another day. [Exit Princess and Train.

Boyet. Who is the suitor? who is the suitor? Shall I teach you to know?

Ros.

Boyet. Ay, my continent of beauty. Ros.

Finely put off!

Why, she that bears the bow.

Boyet. My lady goes to kill horns; but, if thou

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Boyet. But she herself is hit lower: Have I hit her now?

Ros. Shall I come upon thee with an old say ing, that was a man when king Pepin of France was a little boy, as touching the hit it?

Boyet. So I may answer thee with one as old, that was a woman when queen Guinever of Britain was a little wench, as touching the hit it.

Ros. Thou canst not hit it, hit it, hit it. [Singing.
Thou canst not hit it, my good man.

Boyet. An I cannot, cannot, cannot,
An I cannot, another can.

[Exeunt Ros. and Kath.

Cost. By my troth, most pleasant! how both did fit it!

were, so fit. Armatho o' the one side, -0, a most dainty man! To see him walk before a lady, and to bear her fan! To see him kiss his hand! and how most sweetly a' will swear!

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Nath. Very reverent sport, truly; and done in the testimony of a good conscience.

Hol. The deer was, as you know, in sanguis, blood; ripe as a pomewater, who now hangeth like a jewel in the ear of cœlo, the sky, the welkin, the heaven; and anon falleth like a crab, on the face of terra, -the soil, the land, the earth.

Nath. Truly, master Holofernes, the epithets are sweetly varied, like a scholar at the least: But, sir, I assure ye, it was a buck of the first head. Hol. Sir Nathaniel, haud credo. Dull. 'Twas not a haud credo, 'twas a pricket. Hol. Most barbarous intimation! yet a kind of insinuation, as it were, in via, in way, of explication; facere, as it were, replication, or, rather, ostentare, to show, as it were, his inclination, after his undressed, unpolished, uneducated, unpruned, untrained, or rather unlettered, or ratherest, unconfirmed fashion-to insert again my haud credo for a deer.

Dull. I said, the deer was not a haud credo; 'twas a pricket.

Hol. Twice sod simplicity, bis coctus! O thou monster ignorance, how deformed dost thou look! Nath. Sir, he hath never fed of the dainties that are bred in a book; he hath not eat paper as it were; he hath not drunk ink: his intellect is not replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts;

And such barren plants are set before us, that we

thankful should be

Which we of taste and feeling are) for those parts that do fructify in us more than he. For as it would ill become me to be vain, indiscreet,

or a fool,

in a school:

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So, were there a patch2 set on learning, to see him But, omne bene, say I; being of an old father's mind, Many can brook the weather, that love not the wind.

Dull. You two are book-men: Can you tell by your wit,

is out.

What was a month old at Cain's birth, that's not

Cost. Indeed, a' must shoot nearer, or he'll ne'er

five weeks old as yet?

hit the clout.

Boyet. An if my hand be out, then, belike your

hand is in.

Cost. Then will she get the upshot by cleaving the pin.

Mar. Come, come, you talk greasily, your lips grow foul.

Cost. She's too hard for you at pricks, sir; challenge her to bowl.

Boyet. I fear too much rubbing; Good night, my good owl. [Exeunt Boyet and Maria. Cost. By my soul, a swain! a most simple clown! Lord, lord! how the ladies and I have put him down! O' my troth, most sweet jests! most incony vulgar

wit!

(1) A species of apple. (2) A low fellow.

Hol. Dictynna, good man Dull; Dictynna, good

man Dull.

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and I say beside, that 'twas a pricket that the prin-Though to myself forsworn, to thee I'll faithful
cess kill'd.

prove;

Those thoughts to me were oaks, to thee like osiers bowed.

Hol. Sir Nathaniel, will you hear an extemporal
epitaph on the death of the deer? and, to humour
the ignorant, I have call'd the deer the princess Study his bias leaves, and makes his book thine
kill'd, a pricket.

eyes;

Nath. Perge, good master Holofernes, perge; so it shall please you to abrogate scurrility.

Where all those pleasures live, that art would comprehend:

Hol. I will something affect the letter; for it argues facility.

If knowledge be the mark, to know thee shall suffice;

The praiseful princess pierc'd and prick'd a pretty

Well learned is that tongue, that well can thec commend:

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pleasing pricket;

Some say, a sore; but not a sore, till now made
sore with shooting.

The dog's did yell; put L to sore, then sorel jumps
from thicket;

Or pricket, sore, or else sorel; the people fall a
hooting.

If sore be sore, then L to sore makes fifty sores; O

sore L!

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Dull. If a talent be a claw, look how he claws him with a talent.

Hol. This is a gift that I have, simple, simple; a foolish extravagant spirit, full of forms, figures, shapes, objects, ideas, apprehensions, motions, revolutions: these are begot in the ventricle of memory, nourished in the womb of pia mater; and deliver'd upon the mellowing of occasion: But the gift is good in those in whom it is acute, and I am thankful for it.

Nath. Sir, I praise the Lord for you; and so may my parishioners; for their sons are well tutor'd by you, and their daughters profit very greatly under you you are a good member of the commonwealth.

Hol. Mehercle, if their sons be ingenious, they shall want no instruction: if their daughters be capable, I will put it to them: But, vir sapit, qui pauca loquitur: a soul feminine saluteth us.

Enter Jaquenetta and Costard.

Jaq. God give you good morrow, master person. Hol. Master parson, quasi pers-on. And if one should be pierced, which is the one?

Cost. Marry, master schoolmaster, he that is likest to a hogshead.

Hol. Of piercing a hogshead! a good lustre of conceit in a turf of earth; fire enough for a flint, pearl enough for a swine: 'tis pretty; it is well.

Jaq. Good master parson, be so good as read me this letter; it was given me by Costard, and sent me from Don Armatho: I beseech you, read it.

Hol. Fauste, precor gelidâ quando pecus omne

sub umbra.

Ruminat, and so forth. Ah, good old Mantuan! I may speak of thee as the traveller doth of Venice:

Vinegia, Vinegia,

Chi non te vede, ei non te pregia.

Old Mantuan! old Mantuan! Who understandeth

thee not, loves thee not. Ut, re, sol, la, mi, fa.Under pardon, sir, what are the contents? or, rather, as Horace says in his-What, my soul, verses?

Nath. Ay, sir, and very learned.

Hol. Let me hear a staff, a stanza, a verse; Lege,

domine.

Nath. If love make me forsworn, how shall I swear to love?

All ignorant that soul, that sees thee without wonder; (Which is to me some praise, that I thy parts admire ;)

Thy eye Jove's lightning bears, thy voice his dreadful thunder,

Which, not to anger bent, is music, and sweet fire. Celestial, as thou art, oh pardon, love, this wrong, That sings heaven's praise with such an earthly tongue!

Hol. You find not the apostrophes, and so miss the accent: let me supervise the canzonet. Here are only numbers ratified; but, for the elegancy, facility, and golden cadence of poesy, caret. Ovidius Naso was the man and why, indeed, Naso; but for smelling out the odoriferous flowers of fancy, the jerks of invention? Imitari, is nothing: so doth the hound his master, the ape his keeper, the tired horsel his rider.-But damosella virgin, was this directed to you?

Jag. Ay, sir, from one monsieur Biron, one of the strange queen's lords.

Hol. I will overglance the superscript. To the snow-white hand of the most beauteous Lady Rosaline. I will look again on the intellect of the letter, for the nomination of the party writing to the person written unto:

Your ladyship's in all desired employment,

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Nath. Sir, you have done this in the fear of God,
very religiously; and, as a certain father saith-
Hol. Sir, tell not me of the father, I do fear
colourable colours. But, to return to the verses;
Did they please you, sir Nathaniel?
Nath. Marvellous well for the pen.

Hol. I do dine to-day at the father's of a certain
pupil of mine; where if, before repast, it shall
please you to gratify the table with a grace, I will,
on my privilege I have with the parents of the fore-
said child or pupil, undertake your ben venuto;
where I will prove those verses to be very unlearn-

ed, neither savouring of poetry, wit, nor invention:
I beseech your society.

Nath. And thank you too: for society (saith the

text) is the happiness of life.

Hol. And, certes, the text most infallibly concludes it. Sir, [To Dull.] I do invite you too; you shall not say me, nay: pauca verba. Away; the gentles are at their game, and we will to our re[Exeunt.

Ah, never faith could hold, if not to beauty creation

vowed!

(1) Horse adorned with ribbands.

(2) In truth.

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SCENE III.-Another part of the same. Enter These numbers will I tear, and write in prose.

Biron, with a paper.

Biron. The king he is hunting the deer; I am coursing myself: they have pitch'd a toil; I am toiling in a pitch; pitch that defiles; defile! a foul word. Well, set thee down, sorrow! for so, they

Biron. [Aside.] O, rhymes are guards on wanton

Cupid's hose:
Disfigure not his slop.
Long.

This same shall go.

[He reads the sonnet.

say, the fool said, and so say I, and I the fool. Did not the heavenly rhetoric of thine eye

Well proved, wit! By the lord, this love is as mad as Ajax: it kills sheep; it kills me, I a sheep: Well proved again on my side! I will not love: if I do, hang me; i'faith, I will not. O, but her eye,by this light, but for her eye, I would not love her; yes, for her two eyes. Well, I do nothing in the world but lie, and lie in my throat. By heaven, I do love: and it hath taught me to rhyme, and to be melancholy; and here is part of my rhyme, and here my melancholy. Well, she hath one o' my sonnets already; the clown bore it, the fool sent it, and the lady hath it: sweet clown, sweeter fool, sweetest lady! By the world, I would not care a pin if the other three were in: Here comes one with a paper; God give him grace to groan!

[Gets up into a tree.

Enter the King, with a paper.

King. Ah me!

Biron. [Aside.] Shot, by heaven!-Proceed, sweet Cupid; thou hast thump'd him with thy bird-bolt under the left pap:-I'faith secrets.

King. [Reads.] So sweet a kiss the golden sun
gives not

To those fresh morning drops upon the rose,
As thy eye-beams, when their fresh rays have smote
The night of dew that on my cheeks down flows:
Nor shines the silver moon one half so bright
Through the transparent bosom of the deep,
As doth thy face through tears of mine give light;
Thou shin'st in every tear that I do weep:
No drop but as a coach doth carry thee,
So ridest thou triumphing in my wo;
Do but behold the tears that swell in me,

And they thy glory through thy grief will show :

But do not love thyself; then thou wilt keep
My tears for glasses, and still make me weep.
O queen of queens, how far dost thou excel!
No thought can think, nor tongue of mortal tell.--
How shall she know my griefs? I'll drop the paper;
Sweet leaves, shade folly. Who is he comes here?
[Steps aside.

Enter Longaville, with a paper.
What, Longaville! and reading! listen, ear.

Biron. Now, in thy likeness, one more fool, ap[Aside.

pear!

ing papers.

Long. Ah me! I am forsworn.
Biron. Why, he comes in like a perjure, wear-
[Aside.
King. In love, I hope; Sweet fellowship in
shame!
[Aside.
Biron. One drunkard loves another of the name?
[Aside.

Long. Am I the first that have been perjur'd so?
Biron. [Aside.] I could put thee in comfort; not

by two, that I know:

Thou mak'st the triumviry, the corner-cap of so-
ciety,
The shape of love's Tyburn that hangs up sim-
plicity.

Long. I fear these stubborn lines lack power to
O sweet Maria, empress of my love!

move:

(1) Outstripped, surpassed.

('Gainst whom the world cannot hold argument,)
Persuade my heart to this false perjury?
Vows, for thee broke, deserve not punishment.
A woman I forswore; but, I will prove,
Thou being a goddess, I forswore not thee;

My

vow was earthly, thou a heavenly love;
Thy grace being gain'd, cures all disgrace in me.
Vows are but breath, and breath a vapour is:
Then thou, fair sun, which on my earth doth
shine,

Exhal'st this vapour vow; in thee it is :
If broken then, it is no fault of mine;
If by me broke, What fool is not so wise,
To lose an oath to win a paradise?

Biron. [Aside.] This is the liver vein, which
makes flesh a deity;

A green goose a goddess: pure, pure idolatry.
God amend us, God amend! we are much out o

the way.

Enter Dumain, with a paper. Long. By whom shall I send this?-Company! [Stepping aside. Biron. [Aside.] All hid, all hid, an old infant play:

stay.

Like a demi-god here sit I in the sky,
And wretched fools' secrets heedfully o'er-eye.
More sacks to the mill! O heavens, I have my wish;
Dumain transform'd: four woodcocks in a dish!
Dum. O most divine Kate!
Biron.

O most profane coxcomb! [Aside.
Dum. By heaven, the wonder of a mortal eye!
Biron. By earth, she is but corporal; there you
lie.
[Aside.
Dum. Her amber hairs for foul have amber

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Dum. I would forget her; but a fever she Reigns in my blood, and will remember'd be. Biron. A fever in your blood, why, then inciWould let her out in saucers; Sweet misprision! [Aside. Dum. Once more I'll read the ode that I have writ.

Biron. Once more I'll mark how love can vary
wit.
[Aside.
Dum. On a day (alack the day!)

Love, whose month is ever May,
Spied a blossom, passing fair,
Playing in the wanton air:
Through the velvet leaves the wind,
All unseen, 'gan passage find;
That the lover, sick to death,

Wish'd himself the heaven's breath.

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