guine coward, this bed-presser, this horse-back-breaker, this huge hill on flesh Fal. Away! you starveling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you stock-fish-O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you P. Henry. Well, breathe awhile, and then to 't again; and when thou hast tired thyself in base comparisons hear me speak but this. Poins. Mark, Jack. P. Henry. We two, saw you four set on four; you bound them, and were masters of their wealth. Mark now, how plain a tale shall put you down. Then did we two, set on you four, and with a word out-faced you from your prize, and have it; yea, and can show it to you, here in the house: and, Falstaff, you carried yourself away as nimbly, with as quick +dexterity, and roared for mercy, and still ran and roared, as ever I heard a calf. What a slave art thou, to hack thy sword as thou hast done, and then say it was in fight. What trick, what device, what starting-hole canst thou now find out to hide thee from this open and apparent shame? Poins. Come, let's hear, Jack. now? What trick hast thou Fal. Why, I knew ye, as well as he that made ye. Why, hear ye, my masters: was it for me to kill the heir-apparent? Should I turn upon the true prince? Why, thou knowest, I am as valiant as Hercules; but beware instinct; the lion will not touch the true prince; instinct is a great matter; I was a coward on instinct. I shall think the better of myself and thee, during my life; I for a valiant lion, and thou for a true prince. But, lads, I am glad you have the money. Hostess, clap to the doors. Watch to-night, pray tomorrow. Gallants, lads, boys, hearts of gold; all the titles of good fellowship come to you! What, shall we be merry? Shall we have a play textempore? P. Henry. Content; and the argument shall be thy running away. Fal. Ah! no more of that, Hal, an thou lovest me. CXLV. THE QUARREL OF BRUTUS AND CASSIUS. Cassius. That you have wrong'd me, doth appear in this; Brutus. You wrong'd yourself, to write in such a case. Cas. I an itching palm? You know that you are Brutus that speak this, Cas. Chastisement! Bru. Remember March, the Ides of March remember! Did not great Julius bleed for justices' sake! What villain touch'd his body, that did stab, And not for justice? What, shall one of us, That struck the foremost man in all this world But for supporting robbers; shall we now +Contaminate our fingers with base bribes? And sell the mighty space of our large honors, For so much trash as may be grasped thus? I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon, Than such a Roman. Cas. Brutus, bay not me, I'll not endure it: you forget yourself To hedge me in; I am a soldier, I, Bru. Go to; you're not, Cassius. Bru. I say, you are not. Cas. Urge me no more, I shall forget myself; Have mind upon your health, tempt me no further. Bru. Away, slight man! Cas. Is 't possible? Bru. Hear me, for I will speak. Must I give way and room to your rash +choler? Shall I be frighted when a madman stares? Cas. O ye gods! ye gods! must I endure all this? Bru. All this? Ay, more; fret till your proud heart break; Go, show your slaves how +choleric you are, And make your +bondmen tremble. Must I +budge? Must I observe you? Must I stand and crouch Cas. Is it come to this? Bru. You say you are a better soldier: Let it appear so; make your vaunting true, I shall be glad to learn of noble men. Cas. You wrong me every way, you wrong me, Brutus; I said an elder soldier, not a better: Bru. If you did, I care not. Cas. When Cesar liv'd, he durst not so have mov'd me. Bru. Peace, peace; you durst not so have tempted him. Bru. No. Cas. What? Durst not tempt him? Bru. For your life, you durst not. Cas. Do not presume too much upon my love; I may do that I shall be sorry for. should be sorry for. Bru. You have done that you denied me; And drop my blood for ✦drachmas, than to wring By any tindirection. I did send To you for gold to pay my legions, Which you denied me: was that done like Cassius? Should I have answer'd Caius Cassius so? When Marcus Brutus grows so covetuous, To lock such rascal counters from his friends, Be ready, gods, with all your thunderbolts, Dash him to pieces! Cas. I denied you not. Bru. You did. Cas. I did not: he has but a fool, That brought my answer back. Brutus hath riv'd my heart; A friend should bear a friend's +infirmities, But Brutus makes mine greater than they are. Bru. I do not, till you practice them on me. Bru. I do not like your faults. Cas. A friendly eye could never see such faults. Bru. A flatterer's eye would not, though they do appear As huge as high +Olympus. Cas. Come, Antony, and young Octavius, come, Revenge yourselves alone on Cassius, For Cassius is aweary of the world: Hated by one he loves; brav'd by his brother; My spirits from mine eyes. There is my dagger, heart: Strike as thou did'st at Cesar; for I know, When thou didst hate him worst, thou lov'dst him better Than ever thou lov'dst Cassius. Bru. Sheathe your dagger: Be angry when you will, it shall have +scope; Do what you will, dishonor shall be humor. Cas. Hath Cassius liv'd To be but mirth and laughter to his Brutus, When grief or blood ill-temper'd vexeth him? Bru. When I spoke that, I was ill-temper'd' too. Cas. Do you confess so much? Give me your hand. Cas. Have you not love enough to bear with me, When that rash humor which my mother gave me, Makes me forgetful? Bru. Yes, Cassius; and from henceforth, When you are over-earnest with your Brutus, He'll think your mother +chides, and leave you so. CXLVI. THE QUACK. SCENE-The Inn. Enter HOSTESS followed by LAMPEDO, a Quack Doctor. Hostess. NAY, nay; another fortnight. Lampedo. It can't be. The man's as well as I am: have some mercy! He hath been here almost three weeks already. Host. Well, then, a week. Lamp. We may detain him a week. [Enter BALTHAZAR, the patient, from behind, in his night-gown, with a drawn sword.] You talk now like a reasonable thostess, That sometimes has a reckoning with her +conscience. Host. He still believes he has an inward bruise. Lamp. I would to heaven he had! or that he'd slipp'd His shoulder-blade, or broke a leg or two, (Not that I bear his person any malice), Or flux'd an arm, or even sprain'd his ankle ! Host. Ay, broken any thing except his neck. Balthazar. A farrier! [Aside. Lamp. To-morrow, we +phlebotomize again; Next day, my new invented, patent draught; Then, I have some pills prepar'd; On Thursday, we throw in the bark; on Friday Balth. [Coming forward.] Well, sir, on Friday — what, on Friday? Come, proceed. Lamp. Discover'd! Host. Mercy, noble sir! Lamp. We crave your mercy! } They fall on their knees. Balth. On your knees? 't is well! Pray! for your time is short. |